Stunning impending ownage . . . I'm so screwed.

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Teknoman said:
Just tell her it was for some new game/movie coming out called Shemaleon...

Half woman, Half Chameleon, ALL EVIL!

That should at least make her think otherwise.


WHAT IN THE FUCKIN HELL!?
 
MadraptorMan said:
Wait, according to that IM conversation, she DID see the YOU!, but interpreted it wrongly, despite the fact that you always open a conversation with it? Is she...not so smart in the head?

We have a saying here in Toronto. If you can hold a fork, you can go to York.
 
Google said:
Awww, bless you for assuming he must be gay for wanking over trannies!

No, I think that time he sucked off a random guy and posted about it makes him gay.

I love having sex with women. I just happen to also enjoy Shemale porn.

:lol :lol :lol
 
aztrex said:
Oh my fucking God I can't believe this shit now. It's on other fucking sites? How did that happen?

This is like throwing yourself a surprise party and then pretending to be surprised.
 
aztrex said:
Oh my fucking God I can't believe this shit now. It's on other fucking sites? How did that happen?
welcome to the internets.
 
aztrex said:
Oh my fucking God I can't believe this shit now. It's on other fucking sites? How did that happen?

The fact that you look at she male porn is surprisingly not the biggest reason you are a loser!
 
It was bound to happen anyway. About 30 seconds after a post, it appears on Google. It really pisses me off when I want to search for something someone said and the first result is EXACTLY WHAT I JUST SEARCHED.
 
Ahahahaha, good times. Now Digg, tomorrow cnn.com on the 'Weird News' section.

How does your fabrication feel now aztrex?
 
Hootie said:
Holy crap it's on Digg? :lol :lol :lol

And nearly 700 people have Dugg is so far :lol

This is amazing.
:lol :lol :lol

you pwned yourself.
 
Currently Active Users: 12390 (1056 members and 11334 guests)

Holy shitttt

BY THE WAY, DIGGers, this is far from the best of GAF. Stay and be entertained
 
I wasn't going to enter this thread at first but after reading all of this shit the thread title couldn't be more apt :lol
 
Fuzzery said:
Currently Active Users: 12390 (1056 members and 11334 guests)

Holy shitttt

BY THE WAY, DIGGers, this is far from the best of GAF. Stay and be entertained
And also, click the ads! :D
 
Okay, i hesitated to add to the post count, but...

1. Why would you open a "shemale" folder after talking to your girlfriend? Looking at the taskbar, he had a few windows open, got a message from her, opens the shemale folder, then opens Paint to presumedly create this thread. Typically, he would've been wanking off to his secret stash sometime earlier, then gotten the message, then opened Paint to show his girlfriend.

2. Thread sucks not because it's unplausible, but because the OP apparently lacks the skills to lie his way out of this one, and even moreso to share this with his supposed girlfriend.

3. Why is this thread still alive when the Fleshlight review and other "sexy" threads are locked? They're all equally stupid though the others are more believable.
 
If you are reading this, there is a big chance that the last website you visited was Digg.

How did I know this??

I am psychic
 
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