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how do I fix my avatar to blend in with the background?

You need to use an image format that supports transparency: PNG.
You need to have an image editing program, such as Gimp.
You open the image, add transparency to the top layer, select the white stuff around the lion face and delete it.
You save the image and upload it.

Ends up like this:
aHydh.png
 
^^^ Just as a friendly heads up, there are NeoGAF themes for Chrome and whatnot that have dark backgrounds so you should check the transparency against both kinds. The picture wolfmat just posted has a nice aliased white border around it, kinda ruining the transparency effect on dark backgrounds.
 
^^^ Just as a friendly heads up, there are NeoGAF themes for Chrome and whatnot that have dark backgrounds so you should check the transparency against both kinds. The picture wolfmat just posted has a nice aliased white border around it, kinda ruining the transparency effect on dark backgrounds.
Yup, looks pretty shitty on Dark Theme.
 
^^^ Just as a friendly heads up, there are NeoGAF themes for Chrome and whatnot that have dark backgrounds so you should check the transparency against both kinds. The picture wolfmat just posted has a nice aliased white border around it, kinda ruining the transparency effect on dark backgrounds.

I should've checked for that. Pretty sure that comes from the 1px selection fading. If you fade selections, make sure you're generous.
 
What are the best ways to take a video clip and make it into a gif?

This thread has some techniques


When you post a topic on GAF, why does it sometimes show reply/view numbers as "0/1" or "1/2" for ages, when you know that even if it doesn't have many replies, the fact that it's been at the top of page 1 for a few minutes will mean it has more than 1 or 2 views?

The view count is updated at set intervals (eg: every 10 minutes or whatever)
 
Before I waste more time looking through their website or on the phone with customer service, anyone know off hand if FedEx can be instructed to leave a package with building security? I missed their call today, when I would have told them to do that, and now it's back at FedEx. I don't want to have to pick it up from their site.

I think Im a wee bit late on this one, but in order for you to be able to do this the following requirements must be met:

1. The shipper of the package must NOT have sent the package with a DSR (direct signature required). If he sent the package this way, FedEx Customer Service must contact the shipper to request authorization to release the package to another person that is not the intended recipient. If the shipper cannot be contacted, the package cannot be left anywhere without your direct signature, period.

2. You need to call Customer Service to have them initiate a SCQ (service change queue) to notify and authorize the FedEx driver to leave the package with security. You need to do this ASAP, but the night before the day you actually want the package to be released to security (if you do this in the morning, chances are the driver is already on road, and it will be rolled to the next day).

3. Your building security must be informed that a package will be delivered under your name, and that they are to sign for it and secure it for you (sometimes, Security just wont sign for a package even though the driver has instructions to leave it there).

This applies to all packages that anyone wants to be released and signed for Security/Building Office/etc.... this is the most efficient way (and about the only way) to do this legally. Remember, when a package is received by FedEx, we enter into a binding contract with the shipper to deliver the package as they instruct us, and even though the recipient may want an alternate form of delivery, it has to be authorized by the sender.

Then again, you might get (not so) lucky and have a FedEx driver like the one in the video from last year.... :/
 
What's the movie or show where someone is constantly chewing excedrin? Or maybe it's a video game or book. I just remember a story where the main character is addicted to excedrin and is constantly chewing them to get through the day.
 
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That image right?

I THINK that's yantra but I could be wrong.
'"Yantra (यन्त्र) is the Sanskrit word for "instrument" or "machine"'
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yantra

I seen this symbol a lot in my family (they're Hindu) so made me think of my family's religion. So I think this it?
Yep! That's it. Thank you so much.

As a graphic designer/artist I like to integrate symbols like this into my work.
 
why do people post on gaf if they dont even play games?

Because we really enjoy OT and hang out exclusively in here? I occasionally play games but I honestly have never been in Gaming Discussion other than to read the DudeBro thread and when looking up why someone was banned.
 
I've been flirting with this girl from work over text messages. She put ㄣㄣㄣㄣ in a message at one point, which to my understanding means something in Mandarin, but I am not entirely sure what. I think it may represent awkwardness, but I don't know for sure. Anyone?
 
I'm ignorant of the root causes of the Eurozone crisis beyond some basic surface knowledge. Anybody have some good academic (and neutral) articles on the subject?

Another question: anybody have experience with ethernet splitters? I've been considering getting one, even more so now that I'm playing my consoles online now. I never any lag that *I* notice when i play games online, but I just started playing a fighter online and my connection isn't good enough to join any games with a speed restriction. The only devices using wifi simultaneously would be my iPhone and desktop, while my PS3/360 would be plugged directly in. Would it even be worth it in this situation, or would having somebody browsing the net on a desktop via wifi take away enough magic internet juice that it wouldn't benefit me much?
 
I've been flirting with this girl from work over text messages. She put ㄣㄣㄣㄣ in a message at one point, which to my understanding means something in Mandarin, but I am not entirely sure what. I think it may represent awkwardness, but I don't know for sure. Anyone?

No idea, never seen that. Good indicator that it's a flirty expression. FML

Maybe she's really into the whole Schutzstaffel thing?
 
Would it even be worth it in this situation, or would having somebody browsing the net on a desktop via wifi take away enough magic internet juice that it wouldn't benefit me much?

You can easily play video games online while someone casually browses the net. It gets bad though as soon as YouTube is turned on, that's pretty much a given. It really doesn't matter whether it's a wireless device or not, the bigger issue is the amount of packets in rapid succession drowning out your router so that your gaming packages get less priority as a result.

What you can do is you can play with setting max traffic per IP (or per MAC-Address, or device name, or w/e). This has different names, depending on the router manufacturer. It's commonly called traffic or packet shaping. Not every router supports it, some only give the option in an expert mode. Read the manual, basically.

You want to ensure a healthy baseline for your gaming device, that's really all you need. About 200kbps reserve for a console should definitely do it.
Some games go crazy with traffic though, like DayZ, for example. Keep an eye out for those. Might want to monitor your traffic and draw conclusions from that.

Note that that won't help you if torrents are going on — torrents drown out the overall connection stack in a router, simply put. So speed limiting doesn't make a difference to the reduced connection quality on other services.

A switch won't really do much for you, at least not by definition. What a switch is supposed to do is two things:
— Split up one ethernet cable into more ethernet cables
— Act like an end point in terms of packet quality (so you use a switch if you have a really long distance between router and PC, for example, and the switch transparently negotiates erroneous packages, which yields better quality overall)
 
I've been flirting with this girl from work over text messages. She put ㄣㄣㄣㄣ in a message at one point, which to my understanding means something in Mandarin, but I am not entirely sure what. I think it may represent awkwardness, but I don't know for sure. Anyone?

It's a symbol used to indicate pronunciation, using the bopomofo system. The sound "ㄣㄣㄣㄣ" is something like "uhnnnnnn". She might be a zombie.

I dunno what it means without the context, but it could mean awkwardness :S
 
You can easily play video games online while someone casually browses the net. It gets bad though as soon as YouTube is turned on, that's pretty much a given. It really doesn't matter whether it's a wireless device or not, the bigger issue is the amount of packets in rapid succession drowning out your router so that your gaming packages get less priority as a result.

What you can do is you can play with setting max traffic per IP (or per MAC-Address, or device name, or w/e). This has different names, depending on the router manufacturer. It's commonly called traffic or packet shaping. Not every router supports it, some only give the option in an expert mode. Read the manual, basically.

You want to ensure a healthy baseline for your gaming device, that's really all you need. About 200kbps reserve for a console should definitely do it.
Some games go crazy with traffic though, like DayZ, for example. Keep an eye out for those. Might want to monitor your traffic and draw conclusions from that.

Note that that won't help you if torrents are going on — torrents drown out the overall connection stack in a router, simply put. So speed limiting doesn't make a difference to the reduced connection quality on other services.

A switch won't really do much for you, at least not by definition. What a switch is supposed to do is two things:
— Split up one ethernet cable into more ethernet cables
— Act like an end point in terms of packet quality (so you use a switch if you have a really long distance between router and PC, for example, and the switch transparently negotiates erroneous packages, which yields better quality overall)

WOOSH. I really appreciate the detailed response but I'm not going to feign intelligence on this subject ;) (And to be honest if you have an informative link for laymen I'd read that as well--I'm always looking to learn).

So to really narrow it down... as long as my console has a direct line and my fiance isn't doing anything too taxing such as streaming, downloading, etc. on the computer then I should be fine? Before I had a router, I got something like 25Mbps on my desktop (can't recall what my ping was when it was plugged in though... with wifi, speedtest.net says it's 159ms though)
 
So to really narrow it down... as long as my console has a direct line and my fiance isn't doing anything too taxing such as streaming, downloading, etc. on the computer then I should be fine?
Yes.
Before I had a router, I got something like 25Mbps on my desktop (can't recall what my ping was when it was plugged in though... with wifi, speedtest.net says it's 159ms though)

You aren't fine. The connection bandwidth doesn't matter for you, but 159ms is way too high for reflex-based multiplayer gaming. You need to be at about 80ms, worst-case. That's because you still have to add controller and refresh lag, so you end up with something like 120ms total (roughly 4 frames at 30Hz), and that's almost impossible-to-own territory. With 160ms, you land at maybe 200ms total or so in most cases. To relate that in some fashion, your console renders about 7 frames in that time at 30Hz. You need to know the future for sure at that point.

I don't think you can do anything about that if your consoles are connected via ethernet cable already. Your problem is probably one of these:
— Your location is remote
— Your node in the network grid is an outlier
— Your path to the provider is overworked at the time you're playing (provider is drowned)
— Your physical connection to your provider is principally flawed (copper cables too thin or something => lots of erroneous packets)
— Your provider gouges customers with gaming ping packages

Confirm that your ping does never go below 120ms no matter what if you're on local ethernet. Open a terminal on your PC (Windowskey-R -> Type "cmd" without quotes and hit Enter -> In the black terminal, type "ping 8.8.4.4" (or any website on a server nearby instead of 8.8.4.4) without quotes and hit Enter -> look at time (If you're on a Mac, Cmd-Space -> "Terminal" -> "ping 8.8.4.4")). If 120ms minimum is indeed the case, contact your provider, and try to work it out with the help of their support team (preferably without agreeing to any costs). Some people just have bad luck though!

As an aside, 8.8.4.4 is a Google DNS server. So that should result in a fast ping no matter where you are.
 
I think Im a wee bit late on this one, but in order for you to be able to do this the following requirements must be met:

1. The shipper of the package must NOT have sent the package with a DSR (direct signature required). If he sent the package this way, FedEx Customer Service must contact the shipper to request authorization to release the package to another person that is not the intended recipient. If the shipper cannot be contacted, the package cannot be left anywhere without your direct signature, period.

2. You need to call Customer Service to have them initiate a SCQ (service change queue) to notify and authorize the FedEx driver to leave the package with security. You need to do this ASAP, but the night before the day you actually want the package to be released to security (if you do this in the morning, chances are the driver is already on road, and it will be rolled to the next day).

3. Your building security must be informed that a package will be delivered under your name, and that they are to sign for it and secure it for you (sometimes, Security just wont sign for a package even though the driver has instructions to leave it there).

This applies to all packages that anyone wants to be released and signed for Security/Building Office/etc.... this is the most efficient way (and about the only way) to do this legally. Remember, when a package is received by FedEx, we enter into a binding contract with the shipper to deliver the package as they instruct us, and even though the recipient may want an alternate form of delivery, it has to be authorized by the sender.

Then again, you might get (not so) lucky and have a FedEx driver like the one in the video from last year.... :/
Thanks for the detailed response! I'll use it next time. Luckily this time the driver called after I'd left work so I could ask him to leave with security. My security is cool, they'll just sign for it and hold it for me at the office..

Not sure I've seen that video.
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.
Are you straight?
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.

Yep, sounds like you're sexist. If you feel that the opinion of every woman isn't worth hearing then there's no doubt about it.

You can try and get some help with that or go through life not liking or respecting half the human population because they have a vagina and two x chromosomes. Assuming you want to change of course; if not you won't be without company.
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.

Wow. Maybe read some studies and articles on gender and sexism to try and broaden your viewpoints. I'm really serious, just dedicate a few hours to this, or divide it up into a bunch of 30 minute blocks. Generally this is related to upbringing, so you're going to have to deal with this head on by educating yourself and making a conscious effort to change. And you should want to change... because what you just posted is disappointing and unfair to your female peers who are just as mentally capable as yourself. You're discriminating at a pretty high level it sounds like, and you need to fix that if you want to be respected by anybody who isn't also a sexist.
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.

The good news is that isn't quite sexism. The bad news is it's more like misogyny.
 
Thanks for the detailed response! I'll use it next time. Luckily this time the driver called after I'd left work so I could ask him to leave with security. My security is cool, they'll just sign for it and hold it for me at the office..

Not sure I've seen that video.

Being a FedEx driver myself, the least I can do is to educate customers to make my (or somebody else's) day easier. :D

And the video that Im talking about is the one of the driver that threw the monitor over the fence and it went viral on youtube. Not all of us (actually, almost NONE of us) are like this. Drivers are the probably the proudest workers at FedEx, period (although some idiots dont appreciate what they have).
 
Being a FedEx driver myself, the least I can do is to educate customers to make my (or somebody else's) day easier. :D

And the video that Im talking about is the one of the driver that threw the monitor over the fence and it went viral on youtube. Not all of us (actually, almost NONE of us) are like this. Drivers are the probably the proudest workers at FedEx, period (although some idiots dont appreciate what they have).
Ya, one of my friend's was a FedEx driver and surprisingly interested in his job. He works for USPS now and is still that way, although he finds their system to be much more flawed than FedEx's. I guess it must be satisfying to actually do something physical and see people immediately benefit from your job. Maybe I should have gone into that.
 
Question: How can a 720p HD signal be carried over just a plain coaxial cable? We have basic cable without any boxes, the cheapest package you can buy with just a plain coaxial that we split between all the televisions in the house and somehow we are getting pixel perfect HD now for Fox, PBS, and other similar channels. The rest of the channels are still a blurry muddy mess not worth laying eyes upon. I thought you needed at least a component cable setup to get HD.
 
My usb mouse suddenly started having issues. When I plug it into my laptop, about half the time it won't work and I get a message "USB Device Not Recognized". I'm completely technologically inept, can someone explain why this started happening? I've had this mouse for about 2 years.
 
GAF, I think I may be sexist. I HATE reading females posts on here, the internet or just hearing their opinion - them talk in real life. I'll nip pick even minor little things they do or say. Makes me want to pull my front teeth out with pliers.

I'm amusing myself right now considering often you read female posts without these feelings and without realising it, because so many users here are androngenously represented by their handles and avatars.
 
Has anyone ever been to a Chiropractor ?

Our physio at my soccer club suggested I book an appointment for my neck pain i've been having lately, but i'm kinda nervous about having some guy crack my spine/neck.
 
Has anyone ever been to a Chiropractor ?

Our physio at my soccer club suggested I book an appointment for my neck pain i've been having lately, but i'm kinda nervous about having some guy crack my spine/neck.
Traditional chiropractic assumes that a vertebral subluxation interferes with the body's innate intelligence, a vitalistic notion ridiculed by the scientific and healthcare communities. Why not settle for a massage instead? Cracking bones is generally not helpful.
 
Which is the correct way?

"you're my best friend"

"you are my best friend"

or are they both correct?

Both are correct, deciding which one to use depends on the flow of the text or what character/person may be saying it. Say the whole sentence out loud both ways and see which 'rolls off the tongue best'

For example in speech 'you're' is more casual and modern, where as 'you are' is more affirmative and stresses the point.
 
Both are correct, deciding which one to use depends on the flow of the text or what character/person may be saying it. Say the whole sentence out loud both ways and see which 'rolls off the tongue best'

For example in speech 'you're' is more casual and modern, where as 'you are' is more affirmative and stresses the point.

Appreciate the quick, descriptive reply. Thanks Toppot.
 
If the alien species in the alien movie series are acidic in nature, why not just throw them with buckets of soapy water and watch them die?
 
If the alien species in the alien movie series are acidic in nature, why not just throw them with buckets of soapy water and watch them die?

Well the outside of the body isn't acidic. It is just unaffected by the acidic blood. So throwing a base on it wouldn't really do anything.
 
I'm looking for the Turquoise Jeep video where a petrified Flynt is sitting Indian style. Anyone know what I'm talking about?
 
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