It's not great.
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Super Best Friends Thread 10: Frienders Support Straight Shota
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It's not great.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
"Sklah-Fare-Bear."
You're like a ripoff ska based care bear, that's how I remember it.
misses bull
Banned
Best thread title we have had.
JooseBawcks
Member
That makes it even better.
Not really.
Sometimes
Ah shit I wanted to see if he would get it lol
YES, I WIN
EDIT: ah wait shit you edited, no fair
I was once thinking about writing a Story about two Female mercenaries set in a Modern Fantasy world where monsters and demons were normal citizens and they have to solve problems while traveling and maybe getting more members.
But I doubt that will actually come into fruition, it would be goofy fun and action, but I legit don't think that would be popular in a written format.
But I doubt that will actually come into fruition, it would be goofy fun and action, but I legit don't think that would be popular in a written format.
skLaFarebear
Member
I can't even begin to tell you what this fucker Abubeats is like in real life. He just cheats in every game we play and trolls me with the worst pictures. HE SPENT ALL DAY TEXTING ME ABOUT HOW GOOD THE NEW JOJO EPISODE WAS WHILE I WAS WORKING A 12 HOUR SHIFT.
IDKAboutThat
Member
Ultimate_Trainer
Member
Its the best and most relevant one we had.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Not a goddamn clue.
ArclightBorealis
Member
CthulhuSushi
Banned
What do you mean?
It's great.
Seriously though, who's got a good funny story about themselves in real life?
Are we really gonna open up the Pandora's Box known as RealGAF tonight?
Damn you SWC for taking the joke!
Phantasmal Repose
Member
You were holding in your piss at an electronics store and you saw a Dreamcast. You thought "That would make a good internet handle." The end.
It's Super Best Friends related. You can't say anything.
I aware of that app, but whenever i go on it, its just random people trying to bang other random people. Super disappointing
no shut up you love it tho go play it
zedreamcast
Member
....what the fuck howd you guess!?
IDKAboutThat
Member
Beaten like a Pat-headed stepchild.
skLaFarebear
Member
Oh god, not a care bear. I know a girl who never stops calling me that -___-
And the typical Farris-wheel and man I have a lot of old customers that when they ask me about my name go "Oh the movie! So how was your day off!"
Kill me.
IRL Frienders have zany adventures.
skLaFarebear
Member
When I finish Last of Us.
What's this real life you talk about?
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
My life is a collection of nonsense and bullshit that all somehow works out in the end.
IDKAboutThat
Member
If your story is a day-ruiner or it otherwise functions like Woolie's dog story, don't share. We're here for fun.
Phantasmal Repose
Member
It's a sixth sense. That's why my handle has Phantom in it. You can call me Bruce, though.
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Nah my story isn't upsetting. I can't speak for anyone else though.
I do this to my friends all the time. Not so fun on the receiving end, but if you are the one dishing it out, it's very satisfying.
ArclightBorealis
Member
My life is more just an observation of other people's nonsense and bullshit with smart ass commentary.
Woolie's dog story was the most fun thing ever. I just imagined him as gatsu with his giant stick to slice all the rats while protecting his dogsca
skLaFarebear
Member
alright fine, be that way, but you aren't getting your fate/zero blu rays back
Too late. Tomorrow I'm stealing my blu rays back AND your hoagie. You're likely I'm nice or I'd steal your buffalo fries too.
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
Back when I was 15 and had no social graces, I started hanging out with my current best friend, one other guy and there was a cute blonde girl that hung around us. None of us could figure out why she did, the only thing we knew was that she laughed at all of my jokes and sat next to me everyday.
After about a year of this she one day just came over to my house, we sat on my couch and watched Everybody Loves Raymond silently for three hours straight, then she left and we never talked again after that.
It was only last year that I realized she liked me.
After about a year of this she one day just came over to my house, we sat on my couch and watched Everybody Loves Raymond silently for three hours straight, then she left and we never talked again after that.
It was only last year that I realized she liked me.
VidulaSaix
Member
DAREALGUMMY
Member
Can't believe Matt BARELY found out about the Young Bucks. I need to push PWG harder.
skLaFarebear
Member
Not much of a story, but more of a moral.
If you're climbing a rock wall in gym and if your friends are assholes, never let them be your spotters. Especially when they think its a fun idea to pull you up the entire wall crotch first if you can't climb it fast enough.
God that hurt so bad.
If you're climbing a rock wall in gym and if your friends are assholes, never let them be your spotters. Especially when they think its a fun idea to pull you up the entire wall crotch first if you can't climb it fast enough.
God that hurt so bad.
Oh, that's long since over. PissGAF is going away forever.
On another note, this is the most disturbing / hilarious parody of the Sakura Trick intro I've ever seen.
We all like PAWG.
IDKAboutThat
Member
I was once in a mall with some girls, and I decided to get some Starbucks from downstairs. There was an escalator and an elevator right next to each other. I went to the elevator and some old woman had to get out to let me in because of all the able-bodied tossers packed into it. I was angry about that, so as we were on the way down, I looked around and said "So why aren't you guys using the escalator?" One guy laughed, everyone else looked at their feet or the ceiling, and I think I offended one middle-aged lady, because she glared at me until my staring back at her with my eyebrow raised was too much and she gave up. And then I got my coffee and felt like a cool guy for the rest of the day.
JooseBawcks
Member
When I was graduating from middle school, this girl wrote what I assume to be her youtube channel in my yearbook. I looked at it and saw nothing but music stuff and nothing about her so I just left it thinking she just wanted me to look at music stuff. It wasn't until years later that it occurred to me I could've messaged her.
DAREALGUMMY
Member
Oh.. that thumbnail was super decieving.. well then..
CthulhuSushi
Banned
Alright so this is probably the earliest memory I can remember vividly.
I went to a private school when I was really little because my parents tried to shove Catholicism down my throat, but that's not important.
I was..I think 6, in Kindergarten and nap time was slowly encroaching. Me being the big dick G that I was had a big ass Luke Skywalker sleeping bag, and we all laid our shit down and got in we started watching Space Jam (Yes Yes Get up and Slam) I happen to glance over and see this girl talking to a teacher looking really upset, after watching for as long as my six year old attention span could bare to look I turned back to the movie. About 5 minutes later the girl comes up to me really upset and on the verge of tears and very quietly tells me "Hi", I talk with her and then I ask her if she needs a place to lay down and she smiles and says yeah so she gets in and since this sleeping bag was meant for like..a 10 or 11 year old there was plenty of room. We laid there and watched Space Jam she ended up kissing me on the cheek and I got my first "girlfriend" on that day. Didn't last long though..bitch took me for every graham cracker I owned..
The End~
I went to a private school when I was really little because my parents tried to shove Catholicism down my throat, but that's not important.
I was..I think 6, in Kindergarten and nap time was slowly encroaching. Me being the big dick G that I was had a big ass Luke Skywalker sleeping bag, and we all laid our shit down and got in we started watching Space Jam (Yes Yes Get up and Slam) I happen to glance over and see this girl talking to a teacher looking really upset, after watching for as long as my six year old attention span could bare to look I turned back to the movie. About 5 minutes later the girl comes up to me really upset and on the verge of tears and very quietly tells me "Hi", I talk with her and then I ask her if she needs a place to lay down and she smiles and says yeah so she gets in and since this sleeping bag was meant for like..a 10 or 11 year old there was plenty of room. We laid there and watched Space Jam she ended up kissing me on the cheek and I got my first "girlfriend" on that day. Didn't last long though..bitch took me for every graham cracker I owned..
The End~
Seriously though, who's got a good funny story about themselves in real life?
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Aaron-Lagann
Banned
I think you've told that story before. Still a classic.
In a similar vein, I've talked before about my favorite bathroom joke, whenever someone's pooping, say at the top of your lungs "Smells like shit in here!"
IDKAboutThat
Member
15 is just young enough to not be able to smell the hormones. Poor moronic babby Aaron.
jack_package_200
Banned
About to start The Guest.
Time to see if Matt was right...
Time to see if Matt was right...
Aaron-Lagann
Banned
I was homeschooled my entire life and never really talked to people, so I had absolutely no clue about social graces. What could have been.
Who wants to hear a story about my creationist uncle homeschooling his kids?
JooseBawcks
Member
Sorry GUMMY, we're trying to be more comedic this time if that helps
Never trust them gold diggin hoes
Seeing how clothes are going nowadays? Maybe soon
DAREALGUMMY
Member
the silence must have been deafening. It's okay I basically did the same when I was in my almost mid twenties.
It's fiiiiiiine. I just can't remember any more stories that I've shared on here.