Ok this took place way back in Primary 1, so I was about 6 at the time. We had computer classes once a week and at the end of those classes, our teacher would just play a game and we'd all just watch. Most of the time it was innocuous shit like frogs jumping on clouds or whatever. Until one day he brought a game that would fuck me up forever.
What game was it? RUSSIAN ROULETTE.
You played as 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl, facing off against 3 scary identical-looking motherfuckers decked out in SWAT gear (they were really scary). One member of each team would go up to a table and do rock-paper-scissors. Whoever lost had to put the gun in their mouths and pull the trigger. Standard set-up.
This is where things get good. Whenever the gun discharged, whoever was unlucky enough to have the gun in their mouths at the time would have the top half of their head shoot across the room, slam against the wall and roll around the ground for a bit. Meanwhile the rest of the body remain completely still like absolutely nothing happened. Then the next guy would go up.
I should also mention this game had a loading screen. It showed the 3 of your team, vs. and the other team and they looked like chibified 16-bit RPG sprites kinda. Whenever somebody had shot themselves the loading screen would change to reflect that, and by that I mean they would still be standing there but missing everything from the mouth up.
The teacher was extremely unlucky playing the game so he lost a bunch. In other words, a classroom full of 6 yo's saw, in video game format, a group of kids repeatedly blow their own heads off for 10 mins.
The best part was next week our teacher asked the class, "Hey you wanna see the shooting game again?" and the entire class was like
What game was it? RUSSIAN ROULETTE.
You played as 3 kids, 2 boys and a girl, facing off against 3 scary identical-looking motherfuckers decked out in SWAT gear (they were really scary). One member of each team would go up to a table and do rock-paper-scissors. Whoever lost had to put the gun in their mouths and pull the trigger. Standard set-up.
This is where things get good. Whenever the gun discharged, whoever was unlucky enough to have the gun in their mouths at the time would have the top half of their head shoot across the room, slam against the wall and roll around the ground for a bit. Meanwhile the rest of the body remain completely still like absolutely nothing happened. Then the next guy would go up.
I should also mention this game had a loading screen. It showed the 3 of your team, vs. and the other team and they looked like chibified 16-bit RPG sprites kinda. Whenever somebody had shot themselves the loading screen would change to reflect that, and by that I mean they would still be standing there but missing everything from the mouth up.
The teacher was extremely unlucky playing the game so he lost a bunch. In other words, a classroom full of 6 yo's saw, in video game format, a group of kids repeatedly blow their own heads off for 10 mins.
The best part was next week our teacher asked the class, "Hey you wanna see the shooting game again?" and the entire class was like
