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[RecursiveFault]

Shack wins

Grats Shack!

Anyway Jack, I doubt we'd be able to actually plan it.

There's this one episode in game of thrones where these two characters are speaking and these random girls are having sex and they're so goddamn loud and it goes on for like three minuets while they're talking about very important stuff and it was the worst shit. The very next episode had no sex in it and it was a damn good well paced episode. Fucking sex scenes

Yeah, that's just a boner-inducer. In the book any sex stuff is handled a lot better iirc, and they add in a lot in the show.

I barely remember the GoT books though.

 

[Ilvocare]

Just watched parking lot kingdom hearts.
nooooo
nooooo
nooooo
nooooo
it's too much

Ok hold on, is that the

Spoiler

DOOAL WIELD

thing? Because if so, then yes it's not a fun time.

 

[Zenfalcia]

I'll take one Gorilla butt fuck please.

Or it's hypothetical and the person involved is irrelevant.

He did answer the question, tangentially.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Anyone familiar with the gorilla question? It's the ultimate hypothetical.

"You are in an avalanche and you've been injured. You come to and you realize that your left arm is broken. You can't move it. You've got this huge wall of rock and ice, whatever. And behind it, you've got your right arm, which is for some reason holding on to a knife. And you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out, but you have to let go of the knife. And your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there is a news helicopter that's flying by - that if you could just wave to them with your right arm,you could flag them down and it would take them about three hours to get to you. Now, here's the twist: is there's a very horny Silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, the only other option, is to use the knife that's trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick. And you'd just lose it forever, but you can run and make it back just fine, but you have to lose your dick. So, you cut off your dick or do you enjoy three hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?"

Sex with the gorilla
I like my dick

 

[jack_package_200]

Shack wins

We have to beat him.

 

[Mathaou]

WAT

Answer it tho.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

Just watched parking lot kingdom hearts.
nooooo
nooooo
nooooo
nooooo
it's too much

Welcome to the life and times of 13 year old Aaron.

 

[doctorblurg]

Was that the one where Littlefinger is just directing those two girls? Like, "You be the man, you be the woman"? That was the most awkward shit, I'm pretty sure it wasn't in the books, either.

That is the exact scene I was thinking of and no it wasn't in the books just HBO shoving in nudity because they can.

 

[croten]

Now, the real answer is, if someone proposed that BELOVED was a Mermaid, and asked which version would I rather?
And that is very simple to answer, top half being human, it's the most important half.

Now was that so hard?

 

[Xiraiya]

Or it's hypothetical and the person involved is irrelevant.

The person involved is the only relevant thing, otherwise I'm just going to walk through/ignore those rules and do whatever.

That's how that works.

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Now, the real answer is, if someone proposed that BELOVED was a Mermaid, and asked which version would I rather?
And that is very simple to answer, top half being human, it's the most important half.

Aww
And we call him cranky

 

[TechnicaUS]

Eh I wouldn't wanna do it for Dragon Age. I was just using it as an example. I don't have a female Dragon Age character.

It'd be neat if in SR5 you play as a different character and you can hang out with the boss from SR1-4, though.

I know, I was using da as an example too. Yes, that would be awesome, but that'd be way too much effort for not enough payoff.

 

[Aaron-Lagann]

The person involved is the only relevant thing, otherwise I'm just going to walk through/ignore those rules and do whatever.

That's how that works.

And that's why ur no fun.

 

[Mathaou]

A Gorilla penis is like 1.5 inches long

Ah. I see Plague has finally hijacked one of the frienders.

 

[Ilvocare]

At that point they would be yandere mermaids. Constantly trying to get on your dick while killing all the competition in cruel and unusual ways (poor porpoises).

Right, but considering the competition in this situation is otherwise literally undoable, I don't find that a big loss. Hell, she might even ask for you to help!

 

[croten]

The person involved is the only relevant thing, otherwise I'm just going to walk through/ignore those rules and do whatever.

That's how that works.

It's actually the opposite of how it works

 

[RecursiveFault]

The person involved is the only relevant thing, otherwise I'm just going to walk through/ignore those rules and do whatever.

That's how that works.

You're nitpicking the details and ignoring the actual intended question. It's fine if you don't wanna partake in the point of the hypothetical, but y'know.

 

[Beloved]

Was that the one where Littlefinger is just directing those two girls? Like, "You be the man, you be the woman"? That was the most awkward shit, I'm pretty sure it wasn't in the books, either.

90% of the sex in the show isn't in the books.

But yet most of the

Spoiler

rape

is.

*sigh*

 

[Shackzam]

Shack wins

Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

 

[IDKAboutThat]

Welcome to the life and times of 13 year old Aaron.

Hey, you know what age I would give a pass to that for? 13. Admittedly, that's the absolute oldest I would accept it, but still.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Is Smash the only fighting game where Shack doesn't demolish the opposition?

Well, Smash isn't a fighting game so it kind of makes sense.

 

[Xiraiya]

You're nitpicking the details and ignoring the actual intended question. It's fine if you don't wanna partake in the point of the hypothetical, but y'know.

I answered my own version of the question.

 

[mike0dude]

what kind of half fish would the mermaid you have sex with be tho?
what if its half manatee or half blob fish... a fish that already looks like a dude had sex with a fish to give birth to it...

 

[Gamer Y]

Fish tail, human upper body.

This, it's the only answer, in my opinion.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Anyone familiar with the gorilla question? It's the ultimate hypothetical.

"You are in an avalanche and you've been injured. You come to and you realize that your left arm is broken. You can't move it. You've got this huge wall of rock and ice, whatever. And behind it, you've got your right arm, which is for some reason holding on to a knife. And you've got your dick. Your right arm you can kinda struggle out, but you have to let go of the knife. And your dick is just hopelessly stuck, you can't get it out. So, there is a news helicopter that's flying by - that if you could just wave to them with your right arm,you could flag them down and it would take them about three hours to get to you. Now, here's the twist: is there's a very horny Silverback gorilla behind you that is going to buttfuck you for all three of those hours on live television as the news broadcasts it until they rescue you. Now your other option, the only other option, is to use the knife that's trapped behind the ice wall to cut off your dick. And you'd just lose it forever, but you can run and make it back just fine, but you have to lose your dick. So, you cut off your dick or do you enjoy three hours of televised gorilla buttfucking?"

I'd take the gorilla. I'd really rather not cut off body parts.

 

[Shackzam]

Well, Smash isn't a fighting game so it kind of makes sense.

*insertPatOOOOOOOHHHHHH*

 

[ArclightBorealis]

Right, but considering the competition in this situation is otherwise literally undoable, I don't find that a big loss. Hell, she might even ask for you to help!

True. I mean, all I'd be giving up is the opportunity to have a relationship with an actual human, but that's not too bad. Just gotta be faithful.

 

[croten]

90% of the sex in the show isn't in the books.

But yet most of the

Spoiler

rape

is.

*sigh*

Which is the important parts.

 

[RecursiveFault]

I answered my own version of the question.

90% of the sex in the show isn't in the books.
But yet most of the

Spoiler

rape

is.
*sigh*

I believe most of that is at least important from a character/plot perspective iirc, but I'm not certain.

 

[Jman014]

Answer it tho.

what kind of half fish would the mermaid you have sex with be tho?
what if its half manatee or half blob fish... a fish that already looks like a dude had sex with a fish to give birth to it...

WHY

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Anyone familiar with the gorilla question? It's the ultimate hypothetical.

Yeah, I doubt anyone could escape a gorilla after having their dick cut off. Basically, your choices are get fucked by the gorilla or get fucked by the gorilla without having a dick.

 

[Beloved]

Which is the important parts.

Clearly.

 

[KumaJG]

Matty dawg No More Heroes play through so friggin good. I am loving it

 

[Numb]

Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

No you will
You were the Millia i could not beat one round right?

 

[Mathaou]

A Gorilla penis is like 1.5 inches long

Edit: I'll take the Dong, won't hurt more than max out Yukikos S-Link

I'll take one Gorilla butt fuck please.



Or it's hypothetical and the person involved is irrelevant.

Sex with the gorilla
I like my dick

You all know.

That is the exact scene I was thinking of and no it wasn't in the books just HBO shoving in nudity because they can.

Well, it is HBO. Don't they broadcast softcore porn?

90% of the sex in the show isn't in the books.

But yet most of the

Spoiler

rape

is.

*sigh*

Kinda GOT spoilers.
Yeah, the only

Spoiler

Spoiler

attempted rape

I can think of that was actually important was the one that happened to Sansa. Her being saved by Ser Gregor Clegane was very important in emphasizing that Joffrey didn't care about her or his own people.

 

[Beloved]

I believe most of that is at least important from a character/plot perspective iirc, but I'm not certain.

No, not most. The amount of sexual assault, sexualized violence, and rape in asoiaf is insane.

That being said, I love the series, but it is a criticism I have.

 

[RecursiveFault]

I can just bury my face in breasts or just look exclusively on the upper body and think happy thoughts. I doubt I can look at a fish face and still manage to go through with it.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the hometown.

 

[Xiraiya]

I'd take the gorilla. I'd really rather not cut off body parts.

 

[Shackzam]

No you will
You were the Millia i could not beat one round right?

Yes I was. You just need to practice the match-up and practice the stuff you've been trying to do because some of that stuff looks sick.

 

[ultimax]

We have to beat him.

Naaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!

Pictured: Shack after winning the ultimax tournament

 

[Ilvocare]

True. I mean, all I'd be giving up is the opportunity to have a relationship with an actual human, but that's not too bad. Just gotta be faithful.

Something tells me that if that was a planned goal in your life in the first place, the situation involved would not need to exist.

 

[croten]

Clearly.

Well they're mostly tied to character development, key plot points and other factors of the story. Not defending it at all but it's there for a reason.

 

[Mathaou]

No, not most. The amount of sexual assault, sexualized violence, and rape in asoiaf is insane.

That being said, I love the series, but it is a criticism I have.

It could be the same books, even better, if most of the sex was cut out.

GOT Sex spoilers.

Spoiler

Keep the Shay and Tyrion sex tho. That's important.

The Jon and Yigrid sex was kind of important, too.

Just close your eyes and enjoy the hometown.

Only fish with hometown is Princess Ruto.

 

[RecursiveFault]

No, not most. The amount of sexual assault, sexualized violence, and rape in asoiaf is insane.

That being said, I love the series, but it is a criticism I have.

Honestly it's been too long and I can't remember, so I'll just respect your opinion. I wouldn't be surprised if it's too much.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Alright. He's even dressed up pretty for me.

 

[doctorblurg]

You all know.


Well, it is HBO. Don't they broadcast softcore porn?


Kinda GOT spoilers.
Yeah, the only

Spoiler

Spoiler

attempted rape

I can think of that was actually important was the one that happened to Sansa. Her being saved by Ser Gregor Clegane was very important in emphasizing that Joffrey didn't care about her or his own people.

Yeah they broadcast that, that's whatever but just slapping extra sex scenes into a show for no reason other than for it to be there devalues the overall product. Like I can understand at least having the sex scene if it was in book and had an actual plot significance. But a lot of that shit in the GoT show is just put in there for no reason

 

[GuardianE]

Is Smash the only fighting game where Shack doesn't demolish the opposition?

Skullgirls and USFIV, maybe. Shack beats me hard in Ultimax, though.

 

[ultimax]

Just close your eyes and enjoy the hometown.

Thread 14

 

[Jman014]

I think the nicest romance in a video game that I've played recently was Fire Emblem Awakening. Character just confesses his/her love and dialogue changes. No need for a sex scene.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Alright. He's even dressed up pretty for me.

She's a girl tho.