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[DoktorEvil]

I can't wait till we actually do the watch.. it's going to be so fun.

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It gets worse I bet.

 

[TC McQueen]

Also Eldar are the best Elves in anything. Dark Eldar are too evil for my tastes.

Has Macha finally gotten laid?

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It gets worse I bet.

So far it's been about the same in terms of quality. Arc 2 being slightly lower than Arc 1.

 

[skLaFarebear]

WHO THE FUCK JUST

Spoiler

RUNS INTO AN EMPTY HIDDEN ROOM WITH A CHEST?

Died for the booty.

What a real hero.

 

[jack_package_200]

Died for the booty.

What a real hero.

Is that why Abu is not here right now?

 

[zedreamcast]

Very thin pants that hug the curves of her ass but pants nonetheless.

I like her life and hometown and shed probably be my waifu if it were any other anime, though I dont know anything about her except

Spoiler

She has a hard on for her not brother Kirito who everyone has a hard on for.

 

[Alfebit]

Frienders give me your strength.

I have an exam in 50 minutes.

WE STAND UNITED

No.

Spoiler

*raises hands*

 

[skLaFarebear]

Is that why Abu is not here right now?

Him playing MMOs?

He'd rather throw 10 dollars a month into a F2P love live game.

 

[Jman014]

Has Macha finally gotten laid?

I completely forgot about her. I think she might be dead. She isn't brought up in Dawn of War 2 or the expansions at any point.

 

[RecursiveFault]

You'll understand when you're older.

no u

Very thin pants that hug the curves of her ass but pants nonetheless.

It's fine.

Frienders give me your strength.
I have an exam in 50 minutes.
WE STAND UNITED

Go do the thing.

 

[jack_package_200]

Him playing MMOs?

He'd rather throw 10 dollars a month into a F2P love live game.

I meant he died for booty

 

[Zenfalcia]

UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

It gets worse I bet.

Nah, it'll totally be fine! You're worrying too much about it.

 

[360pages]

Wait...does that mean from Arc 2 onward, the whole (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!) Thing is thrown out, because there is no godamn reason anyone would ever play again if that was still in it.

 

[TechnicaUS]

She looks genuinely shocked her ass isn't exposed so she has to fix that.

Of course. How else is she gonna get kiritos attention? She doesn't have anywhere near as much 'personality' as asuna.

 

[Alfebit]

Wait...does that mean from Arc 2 onward, the whole (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!) Thing is thrown out, because there is no godamn reason anyone would ever play again if that was still in it.

Yeah, they're playing Alfheim Online in arc 2.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Wait...does that mean from Arc 2 onward, the whole (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!) Thing is thrown out, because there is no godamn reason anyone would ever play again if that was still in it.

There's no reason to play Alfheim regardless if it kills you or not. Why anyone would jump into another mmo after the events of SAO is beyond me.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Wait...does that mean from Arc 2 onward, the whole (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!) Thing is thrown out, because there is no godamn reason anyone would ever play again if that was still in it.

No bit arc 2 is still srs bsns. Cause
Spoilers for arc 2 if you care

Spoiler

a creepy guy is creepin on asuna and kiritos gotta save his not wife. It's reall lame.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Wait...does that mean from Arc 2 onward, the whole (IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL!) Thing is thrown out, because there is no godamn reason anyone would ever play again if that was still in it.

Spoiler

No shut up. It's great. Nobody would be stupid enough to keep playing MMOs and avoid anything with a VR headset after something like 4,000 people died. Nah nobody would be stupid to write bullshit like that.

 

[Alfebit]

There's no reason to play Alfheim regardless if it kills you or not. Why anyone would jump into another mmo after the events of SAO is beyond me.

Shhh. Don't question.

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

Shhh. Don't question.

Actually, upon reflection, if this scenario were to happen in real life I'm sure there would be people stupid enough to play Alfheim.

 

[360pages]

Honestly, why are they playing again? I get those who weren't involved with the incident...even then there would be some hesitation. But I assume a decent portion of the cast return.

I mean goddamn, you wasted 2 years of your life...do something else.

Also...what is the crux of arc 3 anyway.

 

[GlassEmpires]

Also...what is the crux of arc 3 anyway.

The game escalates to gun violence, almost immediately so

 

[Zenfalcia]

Honestly, why are they playing again? I get those who weren't involved with the incident...even then there would be some hesitation. But I assume a decent portion of the cast return.

I mean goddamn, you wasted 2 years of your life...do something else.

Also...what is the crux of arc 3 anyway.

Plot. Tons of plot reasons... Do you really want it all spoiled for you?

 

[TechnicaUS]

Honestly, why are they playing again? I get those who weren't involved with the incident...even then there would be some hesitation. But I assume a decent portion of the cast return.

I mean goddamn, you wasted 2 years of your life...do something else.

Also...what is the crux of arc 3 anyway.

I half assedly explained arc 2 a bit ago. But here's a better one if you care. Spoilers, obviously.

Spoiler

Asuna stays stuck in the mmo world matrix thing somehow. Don't remember. And kiritos gotta go through some stupid bullshit to get her out. Why exactly he can't just go to the cops, i dunno. I think asunas a vegetable and her soul's stuck in the game or somethin.

 

[Alfebit]

Honestly, why are they playing again? I get those who weren't involved with the incident...even then there would be some hesitation. But I assume a decent portion of the cast return.

I mean goddamn, you wasted 2 years of your life...do something else.

Also...what is the crux of arc 3 anyway.

Spoiler

Desu Gun starts to kill people in real life through video games so the government brings in their only hope, Kirigod, to figure out how he's doing it.

 

[360pages]

I half assedly explained arc 2 a bit ago. But here's a better one if you care. Spoilers, obviously.

Spoiler

Asuna stays stuck in the mmo world matrix thing somehow. Don't remember. And kiritos gotta go through some stupid bullshit to get her out. Why exactly he can't just go to the cops, i dunno. I think asunas a vegetable and her soul's stuck in the game or somethin.

That sounds disgustingly small in scope compared to the first arc..

 

[TechnicaUS]

Spoiler

Desu Gun starts to kill people in real life through video games so the government brings in their only hope, Kirigod, to figure out how he's doing it.

That's not real. I don't believe you.

 

[Unit24]

I'm really glad Woolie and Liam showed off Strength of the Sword. I bought it on PSN and thought it was kind of ehhhh at first, but once I decided to stick with it and learn, I really started to enjoy it. It's super short, but so fun to go back through. Now I'm really hyped for Ultimate.

Spoiler

The scene where the final boss is finished off is really hype.

 

[Alfebit]

That's not real. I don't believe you.

It's totally real.

Spoiler

Even the government knows Kirito is da bes.

 

[TechnicaUS]

That sounds disgustingly small in scope compared to the first arc..

Yup. Obviously there's alot of details I'm leaving out, but that's the gist of it.

 

[JooseBawcks]

Spoiler

78 levels

in 4 episodes jesus fuck what?

 

[360pages]

The new Merryo EP was also amazing, liked especially the pokemon talk and how Pat is completely right!

 

[TechnicaUS]

It's totally real.

Spoiler

Even the government knows Kirito is da bes.

Fuck. Off. There is no way it gets that dumb.

Spoiler

I'm gonna be so mad if i watch arc 3, aren't I?

 

[Zenfalcia]

I half assedly explained arc 2 a bit ago. But here's a better one if you care. Spoilers, obviously.

Spoiler

Asuna stays stuck in the mmo world matrix thing somehow. Don't remember. And kiritos gotta go through some stupid bullshit to get her out. Why exactly he can't just go to the cops, i dunno. I think asunas a vegetable and her soul's stuck in the game or somethin.

You're missing some details but that's the gist of it.

That's not real. I don't believe you.

Too bad it's real.

Spoiler

78 levels

in 4 episodes jesus fuck what?

It's fineee.....

 

[Alfebit]

Spoiler

78 levels

in 4 episodes jesus fuck what?

I love how every episode feels like you missed 5 episodes between each of them.

Fuck. Off. There is no way it gets that dumb.

Spoiler

I'm gonna be so mad if i watch arc 3, aren't I?

So mad.

 

[zedreamcast]

JOJO part 7

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OH shit the presidents wife is a Lesbian, fantastic.

 

[360pages]

Watch how he loses his auto heal ability when he needs it the most!

 

[RecursiveFault]

Spoiler

78 levels

in 4 episodes jesus fuck what?

Bunch of timeskips between each episode.

 

[Zenfalcia]

I'm really glad Woolie and Liam showed off Strength of the Sword. I bought it on PSN and thought it was kind of ehhhh at first, but once I decided to stick with it and learn, I really started to enjoy it. It's super short, but so fun to go back through.

Spoiler

The scene where the final boss is finished off is really hype.

Do you plan on pitching in on the kickstarter?

Fuck. Off. There is no way it gets that dumb.

Spoiler

I'm gonna be so mad if i watch arc 3, aren't I?

You're going to get platinum mad.

Watch how he loses his auto heal ability when he needs it the most!

What healing ability? He never had one! The author would've added it in if he did have one.

 

[TechnicaUS]

I love how every episode feels like you missed 5 episodes between each of them.

The sense of time progression in sao is baffling. It really feels like content was cut out at points.

 

[TechnicaUS]

You're going to get platinum mad.

Hey, hey! I said if. I still have no plans to watch this shlock.

 

[croten]

Bunch of timeskips between each episode.

Spoiler

2 YEARS LATER

WE STILL HAVEN'T FINISHED THE GAME

 

[zedreamcast]

JOJO part 7 spoilers

Spoiler

"Oh please Lucy sit on my face, squish me until i cant breath."

 

[Phantasmal Repose]

JOJO part 7 spoilers

Spoiler

"Oh please Lucy sit on my face, squish me until i cant breath."

Spoiler

The 1800s was a weird time.

 

[Unit24]

Do you plan on pitching in on the kickstarter?

I might get the bro pack.

 

[JooseBawcks]

It's fineee.....

I love how every episode feels like you missed 5 episodes between each of them.

Bunch of timeskips between each episode.

I can see how people don't notice the

Spoiler

2 year timeskip why am I even spoilering shit

 

[Zenfalcia]

Hey, hey! I said if. I still have no plans to watch this shlock.

Don't lie, you're going to watch it.

I might get the bro pack.

 

[360pages]

2 Year time jump and nothing change, honestly, I wonder what was the point of it.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Don't lie, you're going to watch it.

Ugh. I'll watch it one night, I'm sure. Morbid curiosity'll get me.

 

[croten]

2 Year time jump and nothing change, honestly, I wonder what was the point of it.

There isn't much of a point to most things in the series