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[TechnicaUS]

You drink the blood on the plate and acquire the powers of the cow you just consumed.

The power to what? Be stupid and fall over easy?

 

[CthulhuSushi]

The power to what? Be stupid and fall over easy?

The power to have farts that slowly destroy the atmosphere, or have multiple stomachs.

 

[Ilvocare]

Fruity Pebbles with milk is super gross, but have you tried it dry? Its actually pretty damn good.

Just shovel them into your mouth like a normal person.

Ah, this explains everything.

Time for some not-sad-yet-still-realGAF:

Spoiler

When I was growing up my dad constantly argued with my mom as to whether or not we should eat cereal as kids in the first place. He's consumed by the idea that all cereal is actually just decorated cardboard that is then fed to cows in order to fatten them up. We managed to eat it sometimes by countering with the notion that it was a quicker way for us to eat breakfast and drink our required milk at the same time.

Jesus Christ I just looked back at this paragraph and I'm starting to realize my dad may be a little insane.

 

[Beloved]

Goddamn you people, I went to catch up and you lot made me need sushi READ BAD.

On the plus side, I'm making some shrimp stir fry for dinner.

 

[TechnicaUS]

The power to have farts that slowly destroy the atmosphere, or have multiple stomachs.

I may or may not have one of those already.

 

[joe2187]

Where the heck is Joe during all this food talk? He's the chef.

Busy working. Just finished making a shitload of homemade meatballs, Wiener Schnitzel and profiteroles

What do you want to know?

 

[CthulhuSushi]

Ah, this explains everything.

Time for some not-sad-yet-still-realGAF:

Spoiler

When I was growing up my dad constantly argued with my mom as to whether or not we should eat cereal as kids in the first place. He's consumed by the idea that all cereal is actually just decorated cardboard that is then fed to cows in order to fatten them up. We managed to eat it sometimes by countering with the notion that it was a quicker way for us to eat breakfast and drink our required milk at the same time.

Jesus Christ I just looked back at this paragraph and I'm starting to realize my dad may be a little insane.

If it makes you feel better my mom wouldn't let me eat apples until I was 9, because she thought I would coke on the skin of the apple.

Goddamn you people, I went to catch up and you lot made me need sushi READ BAD.

On the plus side, I'm making some shrimp stir fry for dinner.

It must be a really bad craving if it's READ BAD.

I may or may not have one of those already.

A destructive fart lives in us all.

 

[GuardianE]

Busy working. Just finished making a shitload of homemade meatballs, Wiener Schnitzel and profiteroles

What do you want to know?

I dunno. Weigh in. Food. Food good. Steak. Sushi. Tasty.

Make me some meatballs.

 

[Beloved]

It must be a really bad craving if it's READ BAD.

My need for sushi overpowered my ability to type properly.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

My need for sushi overpowered my ability to type properly.

I don't blame you, I made some sushi about a week ago and maaaannnnn..it was tasty.

 

[DAREALGUMMY]

You drink the blood on the plate and acquire the powers of the cow you just consumed.

 

[GuardianE]

My need for sushi overpowered my ability to type properly.

It happens to the best of us. Sushi hunger. It impairs us all.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Busy working. Just finished making a shitload of homemade meatballs, Wiener Schnitzel and profiteroles

What do you want to know?

I hope you made enough to share joe. Those're the rules.

 

[Zenfalcia]

So, I think I might have the stomache flu, so that's nice.

On the topic of sushi, Spider/Soft shell crab roll is the best. All you can eat sushi places are a god send.

 

[misses bull]

So, I think I might have the stomache flu, so that's nice.

get better soon

 

[CthulhuSushi]

It's giving me the "Please please slice me open and rip some meat out" eyes.

So, I think I might have the stomache flu, so that's nice.

On the topic of sushi, Spider/Soft shell crab roll is the best. All you can eat sushi places are a god send.

Get better soon bruh.

 

[Zenfalcia]

get better soon

Thanks, i'm already feeling a lot better than before.

 

[Beloved]

Unagi is my favorite sushi but I also love basically all sushi rolls that have shrimp, crab, or tuna involved

Salmon is a bit hit or miss for me but can be really nice

 

[TechnicaUS]

So, I think I might have the stomache flu, so that's nice.

On the topic of sushi, Spider/Soft shell crab roll is the best. All you can eat sushi places are a god send.

Woof, stomach flus are no joke. Get well soon dude.

 

[misses bull]

Thanks, i'm already feeling a lot better than before.

You know what this means? You get to lay around all day and watch anime all day

 

[DAREALGUMMY]

It's giving me the "Please please slice me open and rip some meat out" eyes.

It's actually the "I'll eat you and everyone you care about." look. Don't be a Grade A moron.

 

[AngryCanadian]

In OT 11 I said I was going to try to keep up with these threads because I love the best friends, I immediately broke that promise.......like within the hour.

It is now OT 14 and I look back on my past comment in shame, if only I had the time to keep up with these threads, finish Resonance Of Fate and feed my addiction to Monster Hunter.

That is completely understandable, only the crazy ones actually keep up with everything and read the backlog

Spoiler

Right Zen? High five!

Speaking of Steak, how do you guys make yours, fry, oven roast or grill?

Grill, no question

 

[doctorblurg]

I think it's time to turn this essay in APA format is fuckin dumb I can't use contractions for fuck sake.
Naw son you cannot say Don't please say do not instead.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

It's actually the "I'll eat you and everyone you care about." look. Don't be a Grade A moron.

Cows don't eat meat man <.<

 

[RecursiveFault]

Oh, I ate at a Chinese/Japanese buffet restaurant the other day and was my first time eating sushi. Super fucking good. I ate a fuckton of Lo Mein and Pepper Chicken. I could never get tired of that.

 

[TechnicaUS]

I think it's time to turn this essay in APA format is fuckin dumb I can't use contractions for fuck sake.
Naw son you cannot say Don't please say do not instead.

What is the point of that? Seriously, it's just a way to annoy people.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Woof, stomach flus are no joke. Get well soon dude.

Yep...

You know what this means? You get to lay around all day and watch anime all day

I would've done that, but instead I slept the whole day.

Anyways, enough about me. General question: do you eat "wasabi" with your sushi? I say "wasabi" because they never really give your real wasabi. It's actually just mustard seed and horse radish.

 

[DAREALGUMMY]

Cows don't eat meat man <.<

That's why you eat them first before they get you.

I think it's time to turn this essay in APA format is fuckin dumb I can't use contractions for fuck sake.
Naw son you cannot say Don't please say do not instead.

 

[Zenfalcia]

That is completely understandable, only the crazy ones actually keep up with everything and read the backlog

Spoiler

Right Zen? High five!

Aw yeah! Crazy people are the best!

 

[TechnicaUS]

Cows don't eat meat man <.<

Or do they? Have you ever been around a cow? I have. I saw the way it was looking at me with those stupid, stupid eyes. It looked like a hunter. Silently stalking its prey while chomping on grass to confuse me. But it didn't work. I'm on to you fuckers.

 

[Jman014]

That's why you eat them first before they get you.

This is the APA I can get behind

 

[GuardianE]

Anyways, enough about me. General question: do you eat "wasabi" with your sushi? I say "wasabi" because they never really give your real wasabi. It's actually just mustard seed and horse radish.

Yeah, I use some "wasabi" in my soy sauce. It gives it a little kick. I don't really like the "wasabi" put on the actual piece of nigiri sushi, but I'll still eat it.

 

[DAREALGUMMY]

Yeah, I use some "wasabi" in my soy sauce. It gives it a little kick. I don't really like the "wasabi" put on the actual piece of nigiri sushi, but I'll still eat it.

 

[Zenfalcia]

What is the point of that? Seriously, it's just a way to annoy people.

Well, it's professionalism... So it makes sense in some context...

Yeah, I use some "wasabi" sparingly in my soy sauce. It gives it a little kick.

I feel like I'm crazy for putting a ton in until my eyes water up from just eating it. It's the best.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Busy working. Just finished making a shitload of homemade meatballs, Wiener Schnitzel and profiteroles

What do you want to know?

Are you making enough for all of us?

 

[GuardianE]

I feel like I'm crazy for putting a ton in until my eyes water up from just eating it. It's the best.

Sometimes you gotta clear out those sinuses.

 

[Zenfalcia]

Oh, I ate at a Chinese/Japanese buffet restaurant the other day and was my first time eating sushi. Super fucking good. I ate a fuckton of Lo Mein and Pepper Chicken. I could never get tired of that.

What kinda of japanese food did you have?

 

[TechnicaUS]

Well, it's professionalism... So it makes sense in some context...

Contractions aren't professional? Okay. I still think it's stupid though.

 

[CthulhuSushi]

That's why you eat them first before they get you.

Or do they? Have you ever been around a cow? I have. I saw the way it was looking at me with those stupid, stupid eyes. It looked like a hunter. Silently stalking its prey while chomping on grass to confuse me. But it didn't work. I'm on to you fuckers.

I have actually, they just eat grass..some straw and hay..that's about it.

 

[Ilvocare]

If it makes you feel better my mom wouldn't let me eat apples until I was 9, because she thought I would coke on the skin of the apple.

It's nice to know that you're not alone in this world of silly.

 

[DoktorEvil]

Oh, I ate at a Chinese/Japanese buffet restaurant the other day and was my first time eating sushi. Super fucking good. I ate a fuckton of Lo Mein and Pepper Chicken. I could never get tired of that.

You forgot to get Sesame Chicken and Tempura Chicken,

 

[sjay1994]

I've been posting on normal GAF a bit much.

Kinda worried I am going to be banned because my avatar might be considered racist by those unfamiliar with SBFP.

 

[misses bull]

THEY PLAYED ULTIMAX

 

[CthulhuSushi]

It's nice to know that you're not alone in this world of silly.

My dad thought internet shopping was a scam to get your credit card information until about 5 weeks ago.

He's now addicted to it.

But he thinks the lottery is a good way to spend money.

 

[AngryCanadian]

Yep...


I would've done that, but instead I slept the whole day.

Anyways, enough about me. General question: do you eat "wasabi" with your sushi? I say "wasabi" because they never really give your real wasabi. It's actually just mustard seed and horse radish.

I've never had real wasabi either but I do not like what we have over here, it is not the kind if heat that I like

 

[Zenfalcia]

Sometimes you gotta clear out those sinuses.

Yeah, you do. Just clear out everything while everything burns.

Contractions aren't professional? Okay. I still think it's stupid though.

Nah, if you're writing a proper essay or whatever, people hate contractions. It's just unprofessional, like example: having contractions in a resume makes a bad impression.

 

[Numb]

I wrote the letter e on the google search but before ebola,eminem,emma watson and elsa i got this. elf on a shelf.
What the hell is this and why have i never heard of it before?

There are many more hilarious and dumb images too.

 

[sjay1994]

THEY PLAYED ULTIMAX

lies. I didn't even need to click the video to know it was lies.

 

[Xiraiya]

I once had an amazing curry so delicious and hot, it straight up cured my cold when I ate it.

It was pretty good.

 

[TechnicaUS]

Nah, if you're writing a proper essay or whatever, people hate contractions. It's just unprofessional, like example: having contractions in a resume makes a bad impression.

Okay, that makes sense.