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Super Best Friends Thread 15: Two Guys Play

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Xiraiya

Member
Banana Aeon said:
Doc turned his off. Xiraiya's may or may not be a joke.
Also clicking avatars always brought you to the profile.
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Been pretty much on and off the whole day and still happening.
 
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AngryCanadian

Member
Someone comprised some of out of context stunners for (mostly)Pat from the podcasts. He set up a tumblr as well.

One might say Pat is bigger than the month of February, but who are we kidding; Pat isn't bigger than anything.

Pat
SBFC 78: Placentacast 2015
Africa needs a PR person.
I view the last podcast as illegitimate! (Me too, Pat! >:D)
You do lots of dumb shit, I don't think you're dumb because of it.
It's none of your business what my dick smells like, daaaad!
I feel it is the sacred right of people who don't need glasses to make fun of people who wear glasses.
Everyone in this situation has a good reason to lie, therefore, they are all liars.
If you combine my age and my penis' age, we're over 18.
Digital cockfighting is the future.
[muttering] I'll own the rights to your ass.
I cannot wait for the new era of "Your waifu is shit."
Did you know that a placenta works great as a sneeze guard?

SBFC 79: Paintball Innuendo
I got a call around noon, and I was sleeping because I'm a piece of shit.
That's what cuteness is; you're being fooled by acid.
Paintball is not for the weak of skin.
I got one straight in the mouth.
Ass damage heals, no problem.
I bet you can't shoot out both my eyes!
I don't like vomit, it's gross.

SBFC 80: Everyone's Pushing "AutoBlow 3"
This is the part where we make everyone uncomfortable.
Watching that show is like having a panic attack.
When you take a shit and temper it, you get tempered shit.
You put the chocolate in the rubber.
Is this Ariel's quest for penis?
Any dumber than Raiden is unacceptable.
Fuckin'...fuck Japan.
I don't know what a car is!
It's way better if no one knows what it looks like.

SBFC 81: The Kick
So here's what you do: when you need to know about movie reviews, just, uh, just, uh...go fuck yourself.
You know what the Golden Globes are for? Me neither!
Just write it down and lie!
I'm totally Spock...fuckin' SIKE! Now I'm gonna go slap some kids! :D
I thought Australians taught their kids to be strong for the wilderness by engaging in kumite with real weapons.
Leave it to Nintendo to region-lock plastic.
Nahh, you're a speculatory speculation!
Eat my shit!
Did you get a little cup to hold your balls in?
People with kids should be forced to park in the middle of the road.
It's the docking bay!
I think people should come out of a tube at 18. And if you come out of the tube early, Zachary Quinto will slap you in the face.
Liam's the one that says crazy stuff on the podcast! (If that were true, Pat, why am I here? ;] )
Start licking doorknobs and mashing things onto the doorknobs. Use your imagination.
You can see a gun anywhere if you're mad enough.
That means that Mortal Kombat, Zelda, Tekken, and Soul Calibur are technically the same universe.
There's gonna be skeletons for you, buddy; coming soon! There's a little skeleton in all of us.
I just wanna sit here like I's made out of rubber; like I's Luffy.
It's color is shit-out-of-your-ass brown!
You know what the best part of Valentine's Day or Easter is? When you go to the grocery store and buy a thing of chocolate, nobody looks at you.
Kill your friend. Don't kill your friend.
Why does that hit my ear like the dirtiest shit in the world?
You fuckin' bastards are getting so in my shit because I hate mayonaise!!... (this whole rant was fucking amazing, and the slow fade out was perfect)

Other Zaibatsu:
SBFC 78:
Liam
No, get that placenta off the mic!
You're laughing, but I'm like, "My dick's getting hard."

Matt
Your own ineptitude is your advantage!

Woolie
I bet the after-milk from this is amazing.

SBFC 79:
Liam
The Canadian dollar's weak, we can just throw more lives at it.
You wouldn't snort a line of bees if it was in front of you?
"It's Always Sunny In Hyrule"

SBFC 80:
Liam
Another "Urban Youth Tip" from Woolie.
I would not expect that on my worst enemy.

Woolie
Glad to see all this effort put forth for Black History Month.

SBFC 81:
Liam
"Nobunaja's Ambition"
 
Z

Zenfalcia

Member
AngryCanadian said:
Someone comprised some of out of context stunners for (mostly)Pat from the podcasts. He set up a tumblr as well.

One might say Pat is bigger than the month of February, but who are we kidding; Pat isn't bigger than anything.

SBFC 78: Placentacast 2015
Africa needs a PR person.
I view the last podcast as illegitimate! (Me too, Pat! >:D)
You do lots of dumb shit, I don't think you're dumb because of it.
It's none of your business what my dick smells like, daaaad!
I feel it is the sacred right of people who don't need glasses to make fun of people who wear glasses.
Everyone in this situation has a good reason to lie, therefore, they are all liars.
If you combine my age and my penis' age, we're over 18.
Digital cockfighting is the future.
[muttering] I'll own the rights to your ass.
I cannot wait for the new era of "Your waifu is shit."
Did you know that a placenta works great as a sneeze guard?

SBFC 79: Paintball Innuendo
I got a call around noon, and I was sleeping because I'm a piece of shit.
That's what cuteness is; you're being fooled by acid.
Paintball is not for the weak of skin.
I got one straight in the mouth.
Ass damage heals, no problem.
I bet you can't shoot out both my eyes!
I don't like vomit, it's gross.

SBFC 80: Everyone's Pushing "AutoBlow 3"
This is the part where we make everyone uncomfortable.
Watching that show is like having a panic attack.
When you take a shit and temper it, you get tempered shit.
You put the chocolate in the rubber.
Is this Ariel's quest for penis?
Any dumber than Raiden is unacceptable.
Fuckin'...fuck Japan.
I don't know what a car is!
It's way better if no one knows what it looks like.

SBFC 81: The Kick
So here's what you do: when you need to know about movie reviews, just, uh, just, uh...go fuck yourself.
You know what the Golden Globes are for? Me neither!
Just write it down and lie!
I'm totally Spock...fuckin' SIKE! Now I'm gonna go slap some kids! :D
I thought Australians taught their kids to be strong for the wilderness by engaging in kumite with real weapons.
Leave it to Nintendo to region-lock plastic.
Nahh, you're a speculatory speculation!
Eat my shit!
Did you get a little cup to hold your balls in?
People with kids should be forced to park in the middle of the road.
It's the docking bay!
I think people should come out of a tube at 18. And if you come out of the tube early, Zachary Quinto will slap you in the face.
Liam's the one that says crazy stuff on the podcast! (If that were true, Pat, why am I here? ;] )
Start licking doorknobs and mashing things onto the doorknobs. Use your imagination.
You can see a gun anywhere if you're mad enough.
That means that Mortal Kombat, Zelda, Tekken, and Soul Calibur are technically the same universe.
There's gonna be skeletons for you, buddy; coming soon! There's a little skeleton in all of us.
I just wanna sit here like I's made out of rubber; like I's Luffy.
It's color is shit-out-of-your-ass brown!
You know what the best part of Valentine's Day or Easter is? When you go to the grocery store and buy a thing of chocolate, nobody looks at you.
Kill your friend. Don't kill your friend.
Why does that hit my ear like the dirtiest shit in the world?
You fuckin' bastards are getting so in my shit because I hate mayonaise!!... (this whole rant was fucking amazing, and the slow fade out was perfect)

Other Zaibatsu:
SBFC 78:
Liam
No, get that placenta off the mic!
You're laughing, but I'm like, "My dick's getting hard."

Matt
Your own ineptitude is your advantage!

Woolie
I bet the after-milk from this is amazing.

SBFC 79:
Liam
The Canadian dollar's weak, we can just throw more lives at it.
You wouldn't snort a line of bees if it was in front of you?
"It's Always Sunny In Hyrule"

SBFC 80:
Liam
Another "Urban Youth Tip" from Woolie.
I would not expect that on my worst enemy.

Woolie
Glad to see all this effort put forth for Black History Month.

SBFC 81:
Liam
"Nobunaja's Ambition"
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10/10. How many podcasts have been done so far?
 
S

Seraphis Cain

bad gameplay lol
Frienders, is DBZ: Battle of Z worth $7.50 (Vita version)? I kinda liked the demo, but it doesn't seem like there's a ton of content there.
 
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RecursiveFault

Banned
TechnicaUS said:
Oh wow, he doesn't look great when he's fat.
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Dabes
SickWheelchairCombos said:
Everyone who I've ever called out for doing something monumentally idiotic. They take my judgement of their actions as a character judgement, and it never is.
EDIT: I literally waited two full minutes, just to be sure, you guys.
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One of those internet things. People are kinda paranoid of being called an idiot for their opinions or whatever because of how common it is out there.

Developing a sense of trust in here is way easier than anywhere else, but it's still the internet, you lose tone of voice and stuff.
 
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Zenfalcia

Member
RecursiveFault said:
One of those internet things. People are kinda paranoid of being called an idiot for their opinions or whatever because of how common it is out there.

Developing a sense of trust in here is way easier than anywhere else, but it's still the internet, you lose tone of voice and stuff.
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They also get called a fraud when they mess up OTs and totally get paranoid, so much so they change their name to hide from the shame.

How can you trust text on the NEO? They're not actually people, they're just 2d avatars.
 
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IDKAboutThat

Member
RecursiveFault said:
One of those internet things. People are kinda paranoid of being called an idiot for their opinions or whatever because of how common it is out there.

Developing a sense of trust in here is way easier than anywhere else, but it's still the internet, you lose tone of voice and stuff.
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No, I pretty much exclusively meant in real life.
 
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