IDKAboutThat
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No. Watch episode 11-13 of SAO 1 and you will understand why we shit on it.
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Super Best Friends Thread 5: There's a Skeleton Inside Each of Us
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No. Watch episode 11-13 of SAO 1 and you will understand why we shit on it.
You say that but it holds up better than Call Of Cthuhlu visually, Pat could run the game completely maxed out on his PC with NVIDIA settings on top, so it would look fine.
GlassEmpires
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Watch episodes 1 and 21 of the first season then put it all away
Phantasmal Repose
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Don't watch it and say you did.
DoktorEvil
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So all of this is spoilers, but literally because its Space Dandy it doesn't matter.
Essentially because Space Dandy has ripped holes in time and space so many times, he has become a being of pure energy simply contained in a human's body with nice hair.
Essentially most of the episodes that happen are just alternate realities that he exists in. However, in every different reality, he is not a different person, whereas everyone else is a different person, except in the episode where he isn't.
So its up to you to decide which episodes he is the same person in a different reality or the same person in the reality that the main story takes place in.
However, you don't know that any of this actually is what is going on until the end of season 2.
But the kicker, the one fact that makes everything so worth it is that, in the end, where all of this is explained, 30 seconds after it is explained, every single universe is destroyed and reset back to the first episode of season 1 where he is explaining why Booty is better than Boobies.
Essentially most of the episodes that happen are just alternate realities that he exists in. However, in every different reality, he is not a different person, whereas everyone else is a different person, except in the episode where he isn't.
So its up to you to decide which episodes he is the same person in a different reality or the same person in the reality that the main story takes place in.
However, you don't know that any of this actually is what is going on until the end of season 2.
But the kicker, the one fact that makes everything so worth it is that, in the end, where all of this is explained, 30 seconds after it is explained, every single universe is destroyed and reset back to the first episode of season 1 where he is explaining why Booty is better than Boobies.
Its like when someone says a really funny joke that you have to think about, and people don't laugh until like 10 seconds later.
However with Space Dandy, it takes about a full 15 minutes for it to set in, but after you realize what has happened, you laugh uncontrollably for longer than you ever have.
Ultimate_Trainer
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Man I gotta buy the DVDs then. I only watched a couple of the episodes on Toonami. Does the DVDs have it uncensored? I remembered watching a censored
Booby Monster
RecursiveFault
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DoktorEvil
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There are a lot of pissed off people in the FF13 PC thread.
The port was botched.
The port was botched.
CreeperBlocks
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Same with The Witcher 3. a GAF insider said there are some major graphic downgrades.
No shit. Japan botched a PC port surprise surprise
IDKAboutThat
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I think I would have killed something if FF13 had gotten a good port when DMC3 is unplayable. No justice in the world.
Phantasmal Repose
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Shocking.
Nova Bovington
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That's true, I guess. I looked it up and it's doesn't seem to be as bad as I remembered.
GOOD.
DMC3's terrible port was redeemed by DMC4's god tier port
misses bull
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90% of the time I play on pc. A shitty port is something that people should get mad about and not support.
Banana Aeon
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How bad is the port?
misses bull
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I don't understand why they can't just out source it to some company under the square branch.Japan fucking up a PC port?
DoktorEvil
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I'd be pissed too for waiting THAT long and getting shafted. Why did Square shit the bed on it?!
Reportedly less than 60 FPS and no graphical settings in the settings menu and poor controller support.
No resolution options. Only real option is Windowed or Fullscreen 720p
Phantasmal Repose
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I don't think any PC players were "waiting" for this port. Also, it's a jap developer. Of course they are going to fuck up the port.
misses bull
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Because they are square and doing something completely stupid isn't anything new to them.
Character faces look great.
I've been watching a good quality LP of it, it's fine.
CreeperBlocks
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holy shit. Be sure to wait for FF13-2, FF13-3 :lol
Nova Bovington
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DoktorEvil
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I say waiting because from what I gathered in that thread, if a FF13 port worked out/sold well, that would mean more FF games coming to Steam, which is why so many people were clamoring for the port.
CreeperBlocks
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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=909461 it probably won't be "as big as skyrim" as said by the devs.
misses bull
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There was some guy on here saying he worked at cd projekt and said that they were downgradin the game, it was pretty silly.
What an amazing port!
Banana Aeon
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This shit is fucking inexcusable. This is fucking garbage.
So glad I didn't let my morbid curiosity get the best of me.
Phantasmal Repose
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I don't think those people cared about the quality of the port. Like you said, they probably just bought it for the slight chance of more FF games coming to PC.
Yeah, if it was a good port I might have actually bought it for visuals sake and maybe to see if I could actually play through it this time. I'm worried about Metal gear now
RecursiveFault
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Revengeance was Platinum and Konami, which was responsible for it?
Revengeance is the type of PC port I'd want for MGS.
Nova Bovington
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I was thinking of some strange console parity shenanigans, like with Watchdogs. But apparently it's just a whole lot of nothing.
The Goddess will never be forgotten.
Phantasmal Repose
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You say RIP, but wait until she appears in KH3.
CreeperBlocks
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She's totally going to be in KH3.
RecursiveFault
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As much as "Teetus" is in the first game, maybe, probably.
Started trading bitcoins yesterday on BTC-e.
As I watch the charts and see a jump in price (since I am currently trying to sell), I just think to myself "YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO DRILLS AND PIERCES THE HEAVENS."
And then it doesn't.
As I watch the charts and see a jump in price (since I am currently trying to sell), I just think to myself "YOU WILL BE THE ONE WHO DRILLS AND PIERCES THE HEAVENS."
And then it doesn't.
Good thing I only have $5 worth of bitcoins in it :3
I don't know and I hope it's on the same level as Rising but there is still a chance they could fuck it up.
DMC 3 is worse I think
I find it funny how many people rely on Durante fixing every bad PC port nowadays.
DoktorEvil
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Well for 15 dollars, it's not worth getting THAT upset about, but at the same time wishing for more FF on Steam is a pipe dream. Squeenix cares about mobile.
I mean she's kind of hot but otherwise meh. Definitely not my waifu.
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