Glitchesarecool
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Oh yes, Frienders, I'd like to make a personal PSA for anyone who was planning on tuning in for Discovery's "Eaten Alive" program.
Don't.
If you don't know what this is, some guy is going to wear a special suit of armor and allow an anaconda to try and eat him alive.
Now there are several things wrong with this approach. For one, anacondas and most constrictor snakes will not eat something until it is good and dead. They are able to sense a pulse, and constrict something until it is an ex-living being. But ignoring that, an anaconda is not able to eat a human being. They can't stretch their jaws wide enough to get around our shoulders, as we're not their intended prey.
Now let's say by some miracle they manage to get the guy into the snake. How do they plan to get him out? Probably by killing the snake. I don't really get on the whole animal rights train, but that is fucking terrible that a program would even think to condone such an action.
It pisses me off that Discovery would even attempt a stunt. There used to be quality programming on that channel. Please make sure, if you know anyone who was planning to watch this, that they don't.
Also he looks like a shitty Mortal Kombat character. So hate him on that level if nothing else.
Don't.
If you don't know what this is, some guy is going to wear a special suit of armor and allow an anaconda to try and eat him alive.
Now there are several things wrong with this approach. For one, anacondas and most constrictor snakes will not eat something until it is good and dead. They are able to sense a pulse, and constrict something until it is an ex-living being. But ignoring that, an anaconda is not able to eat a human being. They can't stretch their jaws wide enough to get around our shoulders, as we're not their intended prey.
Now let's say by some miracle they manage to get the guy into the snake. How do they plan to get him out? Probably by killing the snake. I don't really get on the whole animal rights train, but that is fucking terrible that a program would even think to condone such an action.
It pisses me off that Discovery would even attempt a stunt. There used to be quality programming on that channel. Please make sure, if you know anyone who was planning to watch this, that they don't.
Also he looks like a shitty Mortal Kombat character. So hate him on that level if nothing else.