The class was going as expected, then, Oberon heard a screech. This screech was unlike any other any mortal had heard before, any mortal except for Oberon. It was the screech of the Fairy King, Oberon knew it well, as the siren call of it would send him into a flaring spiral of masculinity. Masculinity so severe and pungent that he began to float into the air, now sounding the Fairy Screech from his every orifice, flying through the air. The teachers screamed, unable to contain their horror at the ghastly erection now building up from the Fairy King's Levi's 20 year anniversary jeans, available now at your local JC Penny's Retailer, it was the phallus of the gods, no, the phallus of the elder gods! The women in the class were transfixed, the teacher screamed into his phone at the President of the United States of America "You have to send help! The women's virginity is at risk!" Oberon overheard this, and began laughing hysterically at the mere concept. "Foolish human, you understand so little. This erection is not for the virginity of these sacks of flesh." In that instant the roof of the classroom and the school tore asunder, revealing the cosmos above, Oberon's erection now reaching the masculine levels of a supernova! He began to fly away, it was then that the teacher realized... "It's not the virginity of the women that is at risk... It's the virginity of the universe itself!" But this shocking truth came far too late as Oberon was already soaring past the Hydrox mines of Falchior 19 and into the center of the universe. The beautiful and harmless universe sat there, unaware of the approaching danger, though, even unaware, she knew the time was near. The time when the harbinger of doom would look down upon her and the countless lives she contained. But she knew, much in the same way her mother and her grandmother before her knew, that Oberon could not be stopped. It was impossible... But no... Nothing is impossible, not for the Doujin Rangers! Just as Oberon appeared in front of the Universe, the Doujin Rangers stood, arms crossed, their fearless and peerless leader, Doujin Red stared at Oberon, saying simply "Nobody fucks with us." Oberon immediately shattered into Doujintillion pieces, the number only possible to achieve through the mastery of Doujinjutsu. The Rangers turned around to the universe, she sat, coyly, saying "But you see, this universe must come to an end, Oberon's power wasn't one of doom, it was the power to save this universe through our shared love!" The Rangers looked at each other and in unison said, "Don't worry, girl, us Rangers and you will create a whole new universe. A universe of Lewdness." The universe stared back at the fine gentleman standing in front of her, shaking her head, saying "That's just Prime." And then they all made sweet passionate love.
The End.
