No. I talked about how my fanfiction.net account got banned and all of my stuff was erased, and I'm several computers out from when I wrote them.
There were plenty of dumb ones, unfortunately I haven't written any fanfics in a couple years. They were mostly just lesbian ships, though.
I wrote one where Alexis from Yugioh GX hooked up with Jessica from Dragon Quest 8. Yeah.
Okay okay okay, I had a thought and I had to sketch it out real quick.
Aaron was sitting in his living room playing the latest Senran Kagura game (Star Struggle Unite) one day in the future when he heard the doorbell ring. When he opened the door, his Pat-Bat ready should it be a missionary or a salesman, he was shocked to find two rugged, older men in suits standing in his doorway. The one on the left spoke.
"Aaron Lagann?"
Aaron couldn't believe what he was hearing. "Aaron Lagann. Aaron Lagann... Now, that's a name I've not heard in a long time. A long time.."
"So you do know him."
"Of course I know him. He's me."
The two men looked at each other. The taller one spoke this time. "Aaron, the internet needs you to take up your pen again. Not just erotica, son. Fanfiction. There's a war out there, and it needs to be won."
Aaron recalled the dark times. "I swore not to do that ever again. Besides, my account was destroyed, my stories erased. Why not take this to any other writer? Why me?"
The left guy was suddenly beaming. "Aaron, I read your fics. I know firsthand who the best of the best is. Believe me when I say that this issue is the most divisive you'll ever tackle, but I believe you can settle it."
"Life or hometown?"
"No Aaron, we can't ask you to try that. What we need... is to give Korra a definitive pairing. We need a leader. We need a man who can do yuri like nobody else. We need you to canonize Korrasami."
Aaron stood up. His waifu, while not forgotten, would have to wait. He had fire in his eyes again.
"I'll need my old account. And my old fics," he said. "That's the price."
"Already taken care of," said the tall man. "My colleague had them all saved, and it was a simple matter to reactivate. Now go. Finish this fight."