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ProfessorLobo said:Why are aliens always naked? Do they have no shame?
We had better teach them about the scriptures.
ProfessorLobo said:Why are aliens always naked? Do they have no shame?
Foxy Fox 39 said:I don't get it.
weekend_warrior said:You pulled a statistic out of your ass and likened the probability of humanoid aliens existing to "every woman in the world lining up at your door to have sex", while I said "a water world would likely not produce a species capable of interstellar travel."
Not the same thing.
Why would they pull it when they can just leave it and no one would believe it's real anyway?Alien Coded DNA said:Captured footage of a dead alien on Youtube? If real alien life form footage ever landed on Youtube, I think it would be pulled in a heartbeat.
UFOs are one thing, but an alien life form?
perfectnight said:Looks like someone's mad cause people ITT are indirectly calling him an idiot for believing in greys.
Maybe they live a really long time. If their science is so advanced that they can get here and their biology is completely different from ours, it's odd to assume 10,000 year flights are "long" to them. Evolution tends to give longer lives to things with no/few predators because you are more likely to spread the genes over time (Mic vs. Whales.) Especially if they are working off a battle ship/mothership type design, I could see them cruising around and looking for new resources to take. We did it with the planet for a long time. We're just so damn short-lived...Future said:Since the universe is so vast, it increases the otherwise minuscule odds that another planet evolved similar humanoid life. Unfortunately it also lower the odds we'd ever come into contact with them by random chance. And then the odds that it would happen within our short lifespans, hell even within the lifespan of civilized man is so low that all this is pretty much impossible
Someone would have to develop some sort of radar or telescope so powerful that they could pinpoint planets likely to have life, so they could seek us out. Then the alien would have to want to bother. Why would they? Why travel an extreme distance away from your sources of food and water unless some sort of scifi apocalypse happened
We'll never do it. We don't have the resources or tech to check out our own solar system in a reasonable timeframe let alone other systems.
Nice avy.Garryk said:That alien must have bit into a York peppermint patty.
Could you imagine if an alien crash landed on earth and we found it decked out in an Ed Hardy shirt, Bapes and True Religion jeans? That'd be the day.Aylinato said:why do aliens not have clothes?
Aliens have their own hipster clothing line, but nobody on Earth has heard of them. Instead of "underground" they use the term "deep space".Dynamite Ringo Matsuri said:Could you imagine if an alien crash landed on earth and we found it decked out in an Ed Hardy shirt, Bapes and True Religion jeans? That'd be the day.
teh_pwn said:Anything that's remotely human looking is very likely to be fake. I mean look at the variation of species on our planet, and we share much of the same DNA. A intelligent species from another plant with different factors (gravity, light, etc) are going to be different.
And lol at having the tech to travel to earth, only to die nude in the middle of Russia.
Shick Brithouse said:Aliens have their own hipster clothing line, but nobody on Earth has heard of them. Instead of "underground" they use the term "deep space".
Somewhere, deep in the cosmos, these aliens are posting girl-age threads, branding one another as hipsters, and bicker about sub Hyper HD holograms and virtual reality waggle controls. So like us.Shick Brithouse said:Aliens have their own hipster clothing line, but nobody on Earth has heard of them. Instead of "underground" they use the term "deep space".
teh_pwn said:And lol at having the tech to travel to earth, only to die nude in the middle of Russia.
skyfinch said:These intelligent beings have mastered time and space travel but always end up crash landing or accidentally uncloaking in front of cheap ass, low quality flip-phone cams. Their president must be ashamed.
Kusagari said:What's with all these alien stories lately?
Shick Brithouse said:That thing looks like its less than 2 feet tall. Midget alien? Or is that offensive? Dwarf alien?
I'm sorry. You'd need a Dale Gribble avatar to pull off that statement.friskykillface said:*puts tin foil hat on*
i believe!!!!!!!!!!
So the gov't has done their job successfully!ShikaTheReaper said:I would love to believe but there have been too many hoaxes to do so -_-.
Or so you'd think, Homo Sapiens.Night_Trekker said:I don't understand this line of thought. We're pretty advanced, but any one of us can drown in an inch of water.
Yes the governement is making all this shit up to hide the REAL aliens in Area 51AVclub said:So the gov't has done their job successfully!
aliens, they kinda taste like chickenbengraven said:
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Foxy Fox 39 said:But how do you know that? That's just conjecture. You have no idea how a species is going to look under billions of different circumstances in billions of different planets. They don't ALL have to look the same.
You're last sentence though is understandable. Which is why I am leaning towards this being fake..
bengraven said:
Alright, this cracked me up good.TheVampire said:The cover up has begun.
Based on what we know on our current understanding of the universe, the odds of a completely extra-terrestrial species evolving to be very similar to humanoids and other native organisms of this planet just seems unlikely.Foxy Fox 39 said:Well that was my first post in the thread so I don't see how that's possible, further I never stated I believed in greys. So....yeah.
Personally I'm the wait and see type of guy. I'm not going to claim that it's real. But I'm also not going to say its fake because of how evolution would work on planets I have never seen or studied with biology I have never seen or studied.