Survivor: One World |OT| Thread of Stupid Name, Promising Twist

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Kim is so smooth with the way she pretends she's been getting hoodwinked by her chosen victim of the week.
She's been the defacto mastermind for the past 2 weeks and she plays up that shit like she's gullible. And they buy it. ;)

KIM SPRADLIN IS JUST THAT DAMN GOOD!
 
Glad to see Alicia finally put her money where her mouth was. With all the talking she does, she can actually win a competition. Good for her.
 
Yep, Tarzan going out tonight for sure. I don't get Kim's end game of taking 2 capable players with her to the final 3. Chelsea will beat her for being invisible.
 
Yep, Tarzan going out tonight for sure. I don't get Kim's end game of taking 2 capable players with her to the final 3. Chelsea will beat her for being invisible.
Kim can work anyone on that jury. Doesn't matter if she's up against Sabrina or Chelsea or not.
 
Kim's safety is guaranteed unless Alicia somehow makes an immunity run and gets jealous of her.

I'm not afraid of those panties at all.
 
Even a bitter journey won't come back at Kim this time around. Because she can easily deflect that bitterness onto Chelsea & Sabrina. Or Chelsea & Alicia.

She's good like that.

Deflect it to Sab? No way. Sabrina has no enemies, and if she makes it to final tribal console she will destroy Kim. Kim is hated by everyone on the jury.
 
There's bitterness on the jury towards Kim atleast from all the men and Kat. Atleast according to Ponderosa videos. Don't think there is anyway she wins at the end against Chelsea or Sabrina.
 
That's the entire jury :p

Yeah, that's why Kim has it locked until the final, but the invisible Chelsea or Sabrina will win. Also, someone inform Tarzan he doesn't get to see his wife early by getting voted out. He still has to stay sequestered on the jury lol.
 
Deflect it to Sab? No way. Sabrina has no enemies, and if she makes it to final tribal console she will destroy Kim. Kim is hated by everyone on the jury.
That's a bit of a bold proclamation.

Granted, Sabrina is still Kim's biggest threat in the final vote but Kim can genuinely say she was going to bat for Kat when Sab, Alicia and Chelsea all wanted her gone.
It wouldn't be easy BUT I think she would still pull it off.

At the moment, I'm expecting Christina gone at F5, Sabrina gone at F4 and Kim to own most of the final jury votes against Chelsea and Alicia.

Incidentally, the last time I didn't have the eventual winner clearly pegged heading into the finale was probably Survivor: Gabon when Bob won.
 
That's a bit of a bold proclamation.

Granted, Sabrina is still Kim's biggest threat in the final vote but Kim can genuinely say she was going to bat for Kat when Sab, Alicia and Chelsea all wanted her gone.
It wouldn't be easy BUT I think she would still pull it off.

At the moment, I'm expecting Christina gone at F5, Sabrina gone at F4 and Kim to own most of the final jury votes against Chelsea and Alicia.

Incidentally, the last time I didn't have the eventual winner clearly pegged heading into the finale was probably Survivor: Gabon when Bob won.

There's always the wild card of the last immunity challenges. Some weird stuff can go down if someone they don't want to win actually wins immunity. That's why I'm thinking it probably won't be a Kim, Chelsea, Sabrina final 3. Maybe Kim, Sabrina, and Alicia or something like that. Kim's got final 3 on lock with the immunity idol and noone wanting her gone for some reason.
 
That's why I'm thinking it probably won't be a Kim, Chelsea, Sabrina final 3. Maybe Kim, Sabrina, and Alicia or something like that.

Yeah, that or Kim, Chelsea, Alicia. I think Kim may figure that 1) Sabrina could win over the jury, and 2) if Alicia is put on the jury she will be more pissed at (and poisonous to) Kim than anyone else.

Of course, putting Chelsea on the jury is a free vote for Kim -- so your scenario could be right. In any case, I think Kim locked up a final three spot tonight.
 
Of course, putting Chelsea on the jury is a free vote for Kim -- so your scenario could be right. In any case, I think Kim locked up a final three spot tonight.
Kim locked up a final three spot the moment she sank her clutches into Jay & Troyzan in a vulnerable moment where they were desperately seeking a voice of sanity after getting swapped off of a tribe dominated by Colton that voluntarily gave tribal immunity away.
 
And WTF at Mike flipping the bird at the end? What's he pissed about?

I'd like to know as well.

He's about the most boring stone-faced player I've seen in a few seasons. Even at Ponderosa he just lays around in the background and doesn't say or do much of anything. He must be harboring some shit against Tarzan from back before the merge.
 
this season is depressing to watch. kim is just a step above everyone else strategically, it's like Boston Rob the season he won. she has all her allies wrapped around her finger. and players like christina just give me a fucking headache with how stupid they are.
 
I can't believe Alicia is stupid and egotistical enough to believe she has a shot against Kim in the final. Why would she tell Kim everything? It makes no sense. She probably still thinks she's the mastermind running everything.
 
Kim locked up a final three spot the moment she sank her clutches into Jay & Troyzan in a vulnerable moment where they were desperately seeking a voice of sanity after getting swapped off of a tribe dominated by Colton that voluntarily gave tribal immunity away.

True. She seemed like a lock from that point on (if not before). But tonight was the only realistic chance for a glitch in her plan. That said, even if Chelsea had gone home, Kim would play the idol at the next TC, and then be a massive favorite in the final immunity challenge. In retrospect, tonight may not have affected her chances as much as I first thought. It just impacted who goes to the finals with her.
 
this season is depressing to watch. kim is just a step above everyone else strategically, it's like Boston Rob the season he won. she has all her allies wrapped around her finger. and players like christina just give me a fucking headache with how stupid they are.
Out of all of the seasons I have watched, I can't remember a season nearly as bad as this one. They really need to work on their casting for future seasons.
 
Out of all of the seasons I have watched, I can't remember a season nearly as bad as this one. They really need to work on their casting for future seasons.

They had some interesting characters there from the beginning, but doing men vs women really ruined it I think. The guys were just more interesting than the women, but now we aren't getting to see some of the more interesting male players like Bill, Colton, Jay, and Matt stay in the game because of men vs women and the stupidity of the men following Colton.
 
Watch Thailand and you'll suddenly be amazed at how likable and intelligent this cast has been.
Hmm. You may be right. Thailand was bad now that I think about it. Heidik was basically the male Kim. He didn't have to do much at all to win. Ironically, both seasons had pretty much the same twist. Two tribes living together, but still separate. At least Thailand had Shii Ann though.
 
Yay, another Shii Ann fan! We're too rare.

The reason I think fans generally consider it the worst is not just because of the genuinely awful cast, but the lazy, comically stupid challenges. The final five challenge was so terrible, I remember the internet basically blew up after the episode aired.
It involved a puzzle staircase - a fairly traditional challenge - but the pieces were just stuck in the sand, and the contestants basically just had to run 20 yards away, pull out a piece, and assemble the staircase. Brian won easily, of course.
The challenges in this season are definitely uninspired and feel like they were constructed on a shoestring budget, but they aren't totally worthless.

I really miss the multi-stage challenges, where the team would be locked in a box and had to go through several stations to acquire the key, or have to maneuver around a massive obstacle course. I generally don't miss the swimming/water challenges, though.
 
Fuck this season. With the exception of Colton, what a seriously awful bunch of idiots. Tarzan sitting there like a fool talking about how he helped the women get rid of the men, only to get himself taken out... yeah, who didn't see that coming?

Go Chelsea I guess, best of the worst. Kim hasn't done shit, she's just surrounded by really DUMB people. If I was on the jury I'd refuse to cast a vote for any of these losers.
 
Kim is an alright player, but if she was with a bunch of competent players she wouldn't stand a chance. In fact she still shouldn't even be in the game if the guys weren't idiots and decided to go to tribal after winning Immunity. Troy spotted her bullshit and called her out on it, but noone listed to him because they are idiots. He told Jay and Jay ran and told Kim immediately. Troyzan has been voting with the women for some odd reason. Christina is dumb as bricks and refused to make a move despite being bullied by Alicia and being at the bottom of the totem pole. All the women left are really unlikeable the more I think about it.
 
I want to say this season was full of idiots... but then I have to remember South Pacific, and the mess that was "Coach's Cult."

I also think Alicia should get a little more praise. She has managed to identify, and subsequently attach herself to the strongest alliances throughout the season: The first girl's alliance, the men's alliance (when Colton was there), the 2nd girl's alliance, and then Kim. All the while tarnishing Christina's name to always make her a bigger target than herself. Oh, and for beating Kim.

Odds are Alicia has no jury game, and will lose anyway.
 
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