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Tales From The Bathroom

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tedtropy

$50/hour, but no kissing on the lips and colors must be pre-separated
I was sitting in the one of our office restroom stalls, ridding myself of some excess inventory, when I hear a guy walk into the bathroom and up to a urinal. Now I'm a fairly young guy (22), and I realize it's probably wrong to mock other's misfortunes, but this guy made sounds similar to what I would make after eating about three Nachos Grandes back-to-back, only to be followed by the sound of a little trickle, more grunting, repeat chorus. Funny thing is a guy came in not long after him and basically mimicked the same process. All the while, I was trying to hold my immature sense of humor back to prevent myself from bursting into a fit of laughter and flatulence. Well, I guess the point of all this is that it's nice to know what I have to likely look forward to as I grow older. I'm gonna go eat some more fast food now...
 
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