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[Blizzard]

Ok, well sub me in if you need to or something.

We don't need more UGC players, we already have two full teams' worth of players! You just want to join to take away my heavy, don't you! DON'T YOU! ;_;

 

[Boney]

hazaro let's make a new team and beat these bozos

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

We don't need more UGC players, we already have two full teams' worth of players! You just want to join to take away my heavy, don't you! DON'T YOU! ;_;

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

 

[Hazaro]

We don't need more UGC players, we already have two full teams' worth of players! You just want to join to take away my heavy, don't you! DON'T YOU! ;_;

Your heavy is pretty bad, so yeah

hazaro let's make a new team and beat these bozos

k

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Your heavy is pretty bad, so yeah

k

Shit, to be on HER-OH's team!? let's do it! Show those Kuro Super Rage Friends...

 

[RumblingRosco]

Reminder for the UGC Barnblitz team. We have a scrim either tomorrow night or Friday night at 9pm EST. Let me know how available you are by the end of today. Anyone who can't make it will be filled in by anyone else we have available.

I can play tomorrow night. I should be on either way, but someone just send me a message or something if you want me in the scrim, otherwise I'll defer it to Dante.

 

[Blizzard]

Your heavy is pretty bad, so yeah

Do you have any specific suggestions about how to play heavy?

 

[RumblingRosco]

Do you have any specific suggestions about how to play heavy?

Let me be Heavy. I frequently go on 50-1 streaks with nothing but my Sandvich.

 

[Jake Tower]

This thread is way too serious now.

Have some jungle juice.

 

[Hazaro]

Do you have any specific suggestions about how to play heavy?

Don't die.
Kill people really fast.
Use real weapons.

 

[balladofwindfishes]

Some really interesting sale data and general item data was compiled and released recently
http://stats.tf2finance.com/#occupied


There are 2,000 Vintage Bill's
These are glitched items. There is no consistent way to get this item.

There are the same amount of glitchy Bill's hats as Conquistador, an almost 6 month old hat that drops, can be crafted or purchased.

this is like one of the saddest stories of a TF2 item.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

Man...haven't played spy in awhile. Goddamn RUSTY CHINESE D3 GOLDFARMING BALLS!

edit: so many scrubs on the team...

 

[SteveWinwood]

Halo thread

 

[sixghost]

Halo thread

wanna compare KDR!?

 

[EmCeeGramr]

well that didn't work

 

[Cloudius12]

lol Dustbowl

 

[Oreoleo]

Had a blast playing with you guys tonight, we should do it more often! GG ^_^

 

[AcciDante]

Mumble can record match comms, so next time I'll try to remember that

Tell me you're recording before I start insulting people. The world does not need to know!

 

[Blizzard]

The horrible true story: Oreo only had fun because of his crushing victories.

Atoll b1 is a cool and pretty-looking map, yet people wanted to play hightower instead of staying around to try it. Atoll actually has unique-looking buildings!

 

[Hazaro]

I expected better from all of you

 

[Proven]

We can technically run anybody we want for the scrim, so when I say that we'll sub in anyone who's available, I don't just mean the rest of the UGC team.

 

[Professor Beef]

Atoll actually has unique-looking buildings!

Guide to understanding TF2 GAF

Payload: "Why is this not Hightower?"
Other modes: "Why is this not Payload?"
Less than 8 players total: "Why are you using _____?"

 

[ClassyPenguin]

What I learned from tf2 gaf:

• everymap is terrible
• vote for the worst map every time
• If a person says to vote for a map do either (a) vote for it if map is terrible (b) vote for the most terrible map on the list (c) vote for hightower

 

[Proven]

Bizarre, but well done http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n7qiIoI1KO4

 

[RumblingRosco]

What I learned from tf2 gaf:

• everymap is terrible
• vote for the worst map every time
• If a person says to vote for a map do either (a) vote for it if map is terrible (b) vote for the most terrible map on the list (c) vote for hightower

Seriously, this is the TF2 GAF Bible.

 

[Sajjaja]

Seriously, this is the TF2 GAF Bible.

I must be an athiest then.

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

What I learned from tf2 gaf:

• everymap is terrible
• vote for the worst map every time
• If a person says to vote for a map do either (a) vote for it if map is terrible (b) vote for the most terrible map on the list (c) vote for hightower

Yes.
Best of the worst.
People often don't like the options presented so best of worst.

I didn't goddamn WANT dustbowl since the final point is one of the worst final points in TF2 along with hoodoo since it is so easy to defend with engies and wranglers...still...fuck Castle.

 

[Blizzard]

What I learned from tf2 gaf:

• everymap is terrible
• vote for the worst map every time
• If a person says to vote for a map do either (a) vote for it if map is terrible (b) vote for the most terrible map on the list (c) vote for hightower

Anyone can nominate virtually any map, as far as I know. I seem to recall even getting 2fort to show up on the list by nominating it once or twice, but maybe I'm imagining this.

However, the rule I noticed from last night was that everyone votes for whatever Javaman doesn't want, so we need to get him to use reverse psychology on people.

 

[fallengorn]

However, the rule I noticed from last night was that everyone votes for whatever Javaman doesn't want, so we need to get him to use reverse psychology on people.

If Java had his way we'd be playing warpath every night.

 

[SteveWinwood]

If Java had his way we'd be playing warpath every night.

Better than Hightower.

There I said it.

 

[AcciDante]

I can play tomorrow night. I should be on either way, but someone just send me a message or something if you want me in the scrim, otherwise I'll defer it to Dante.

If you're not available tonight, I can sub, but I'll be gone the rest of the weekend. Good luck!

 

[Clydefrog]

If Java had his way we'd be playing warpath every night.

Java's way is good way

 

[Blizzard]

Better than Hightower.

There I said it.

Seconded, it's now law.

Also has it been decided whether scrim is tonight or tomorrow yet?

 

[fallengorn]

Better than Hightower.

There I said it.

Java's way is good way

Seconded, it's now law.

GAF's terrible map love is in effect.

I probably can't make tonight. Can probably do tomorrow.

 

[SteveWinwood]

I love all maps. I am not map racist.

 

[Borgnine]

Best map: Hoodoo.

Also, Yeef after voting Hightower:

http://i.imgur.com/uF91G.png

 

[Forkball]

Thursday blah blah blah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UecPqm2Dbes

 

[SteveWinwood]

Thursday blah blah blah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UecPqm2Dbes

NSFW Heres the good version of that: http://vimeo.com/18088457 NSFW

 

[dragonlife]

NSFW Heres the good version of that: http://www.vevo.com/watch/enrique-iglesias/tonight-explicit-version/GBUV71006921 NSFW

Shit doesn't even load.

 

[thefro]

Moose Tracks - Barnblitz


Great overview of Barnblitz for Highlander that's worth watching. Probably not as essential as the others as this is a map most of us have played a decent amount.

 

[SteveWinwood]

Shit doesn't even load.

FIXED

It's probably the best music video of all time.

 

[Sajjaja]

FIXED

It's probably the best music video of all time.

Still nope.

 

[Blizzard]

I still haven't seen confirmation -- scrim tonight or no? If there is a scrim, is there a waiting line/signup/whatever?

 

[Sajjaja]

I still haven't seen confirmation -- scrim tonight or no? If there is a scrim, is there a waiting line/signup/whatever?

Yeah, you gotta play LoL with me, that's how you sign up >_>

 

[Cloudius12]

That TF2 update should come anytime soon now...

 

[fallengorn]

:O

I must build this.

 

[Sajjaja]

That TF2 update should come anytime soon now...

There is an update......in all of us... for WE.... are TF2...

 

[The Technomancer]

Okay, I've built my new computer. Now that I can actually play at a decent framerate I'll finally start playing regularly again.

 

[MatthewB92]

13 pyro tokens. I will be ready for whatever pyro hat comes out. Might get more.....

 

[Kuro Madoushi]

More scrub advice from Blizzard tonight

Goddamn you medics need a lot more practice...