Damn this reminds me...I can give you some crazy procrastination stories I've done in my past... some things that I secretly want to brag about.... This is probably my most famous one, long post incoming:
In my final year of undergrad... I completed my capstone project in the second last semester... so for the last semester I was COMPLETELY burned out and I didn't care anymore, just wanted everything to end. I had this course called artificial organ transplants. A course that I couldn't care about AT ALL and the Professor was horrid (her English was terrible, she gave no direction about what was expected, and her notes were randomly be in french at certain points). Had a design project for the course that was worth 50% of the marks where we had to write 10-12 pages in scientific journal format along with a 30 minute presentation at the end of the year.
I paid no attention to this project AT ALL. The submission and presentation date was at 7:30 AM on a Monday. I STARTED my report at 12:30 AM Monday. I wrote 10 pages worth of bullshit in the most sophisticated English I could think of.... I finished writing and formatting it by around 5:30 AM. I still needed to start writing the powerpoint of my presentation.... I tell myself I need a 15 min power nap.... I end up sleeping for 1.5 hours. I wake up all, "F***, I have my presentation in an hour AND I have to print the damned report. I scramble to put a suit on, run to the library, get it printed and decide to try to get to the presentation hall and try to work on my presentation there. I get there, put my report on the front desk and sit at the far corner of the room. I open my laptop and I open a blank powerpoint. ENTER ALGORITHM MODE: I look at my report--> for every paragraph I think of a picture that represents that paragraph--> Google image search such picture--> Paste that picture on powerpoint--->make new slide-->repeat. I did this WHILE all the 6 other people in my class went up and presented. I finished JUST in time to be last, save the powerpoint to the my USB. I get up in front of the auditorium, plug my USB into the computer. I Close my eyes and look at the first slide--> see the picture-->Blurt out as much BS as I can of why I put that picture there using the most complicated English I knew so my proff wouldn't understand --> close my eyes and go to the next slide--> Repeat for all 25-ish slides until it was done. I don't remember at all WTF I said or what I was looking at. Cool thing about being last is that by then my own proff is burnt out and doesn't care anymore. She didn't have that many questions which I couldn't pretend I knew an answer for answering her in the most cryptic way possible to make it seem like I did work.
Class average was a B, I got a B+.... Made quite a few enemies that day
But trust me guys, never do this to yourselves LOL, I think I lost 5 year of my life from the stress because I was cursing myself throughout the whole ordeal thinking my procrastination would cause me to delay my graduation by a year!
tl;dr DON'T PROCRASTINATE
