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[chickdigger802]

rawr.

 

[toddhunter]

Who is that, emilie rose?

The reason Elena was screwed up in U3

 

[Slayer-33]

Man Geoff trolled us all hard.

Possibly the largest trolling done in internets history.

I couldn't fit everyone lol

rawr.

hahahah

 

[Hellion]

What happened with Kojima?

Got nervous + English is bad + Gaf immaturity =

 

[FateBreaker]

Oh and yes, Kojima and Miyamoto speaking English there was very commendable. Although I admit the Kojima thing was really awkward.

Best of show for me:
MG: Rising
Alan Wake: American Nightmare
The Last of Us

 

[Levyne]

They're more than entitled to be upset with the game not running well, but when stupid quotes like "hurrr a game that doesn't work won" when like 70% of the audience has a working and great game it gets out of hand a bit.

Most games should shoot for 70% yield of playability, quite the benchmark

 

[Riposte]

I wanted to congratulate all the people who knew they weren't going to like this, but watched it anyway and are now complaining about wasting time on it. I wish I had your courage.

 

[Old Gimlet Eyes]

There wasn't near enough deadmau5. Wasn't he supposed to do some type of gaming tribute as well? Where did that go?

 

[HiddenSentry]

You know, I wish The Witcher 2's Gerald had been a nominee for best character, one of those little shorts involving him would have been sweet.

 

[SmithnCo]

rawr.

At least something good came of this.

 

[outunderthestars]

Man, that show sucked. And WILDLY underwhelming reveals, especially compared to last year's huge reveals.

And way to make the actual awards themselves even more of a joke than they already were.

All of the big reveals are going to be next gen launch titles. too early to reveal those. We are nearing the end of the generation, and as such there simply are not that many big things left to unveil.

 

[Nizz]

Best part of the thread:

Nice!

 

[Banana Kid]

Someone should just change everyone's avatar to Geoff smirking.

YES

 

[Htown]

All things considered, I thought the show was good.

It was garbage beginning to end. Except for the Joker's acceptance speech.

Let's review:
An awards show with only 4 awards actually given, the rest were tossed into a 90 second montage after Hulk Hogan said "brother" a bunch of times.

Terrible skits. Wasted time on twitter, and focusing for five minutes on a dude from the internet who they had to cut off before he said how much the show sucked. Disrespectful teabagging of game devs who took more than a minute from the show's bullshit to thank people. NONE of the jokes were good, NONE of the presenters were good, exactly WHAT part of the show did you like?

 

[jabuseika]

Hype accomplished!

 

[Cystm]

rawr.

Yes!

 

[BY2K]

rawr.

He's really thinking: "Wait until E3, I'm gonna blow all your fucking minds."

 

[Hellion]

Thanks for the games with gameplay footage Geoff. It was worth it just for that.

 

[Meier]

Most of the winners were announced in a "blink and you'll miss it segment". So I have no fucking idea, because i tried to poke my eyes out half way through.

I believe Mass Effect 3 won Most Anticipated.

 

[Seik]

rawr.

What I wanted since I first saw it, thanks! *save as*

 

[ezekial45]

Infinity Ward has raised more for military families than any other developer. Several million dollars over the last three years.

That's them, and more power to them, but I'm talking about how using teabagging gags then crossing into serious issues like the Hire a Vet program.

Doesn't that strike you as a bit immature, and a bit tasteless?

 

[Sinoox]

rawr.

lmao what is he doing? Miyamoto is awesome, just the fact that he was there made this the best VGA show yet.

That Kojima moment was pretty awkward though, he just forgot some words in English?

 

[Reversed]

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rawr.[/QUOTE]

He's an Ooccoo.

 

[Kinyou]

The reason Elena was screwed up in U3

Is it confirmed that she looked so weird because they wanted her to look more like her actress?

 

[Levyne]

Thanks for the games with gameplay footage Geoff. It was worth it just for that.

Mass Effect 3
Alan Wake AD
Metal Gear Rising
Bioshock

man, so much cg. Though the Last of Us stuff was in engine so that's cool

 

[outunderthestars]

I think a 30 second video for each of the minor award winners would have worked well as intro pieces after each commercial break.

 

[Derrick01]

Most games should shoot for 70% yield of playability, quite the benchmark

You're missing the point. PS3 owners are saying a game shouldn't be GOTY just because it doesn't work for them while it works for most everyone else. That's pretty self-centered.

It shouldn't win PS3 game of the year, that's fair.

 

[thetechkid]

lmao what is he doing?

That Kojima moment was pretty awkward, he just forgot some words in English?

Being nervous and speaking a language that is not your native language?

 

[Hot Coldman]

lmao what is he doing?

Rocking out to the Black Keys (best part of the show)

 

[Monas]

Maybe one day the industry will grow-UP and not tolerate crap like this.

Last of us was good though

G'night ladies and gentlemen.

 

[Yoshichan]

Being nervous and speaking a language that is not your native language?

Shouldn't he be used to this though? (E3, TGS)

 

[Luigi87]

Best part of the thread:

rawr.

Aw yeah

 

[Neodiablo22]

REVENGE WITH A VENGENCE

REVENGENCE

METAL GEAR SOLID REVENGENCE

META GEAR

GEAR SOLID

REVENGENCE

METAL GEAR SOLID REVENGENCE

REVENGENCE

I think that they ripped off one of the duke nukem trailers

 

[LOCK]

At least it was better than last years.

 

[Dance Inferno]

"Revenge with a vengeance"


Revengence?

God I am ready for Kojima to retire.

I love Kojima but that made me fall out of my chair.

 

[friskykillface]

rawr.

haha YES! , <3

 

[(._.)]

Best parts were Hogan on stage, Diablo III, and Miyamoto getting an award. Rest bordered on stuff I could have watched on youtube at another time or shit that should be embarrassing for everybody involved with this production. pretty terrible show but it made for some decent background noise while I worked on some things and ate dinner. not gonna complain tbh.

 

[Fersis]

Who won as Best Fighting Game?

 

[Instro]

rawr.

Amazing.

 

[Tallshortman]

That's weird because the game works fine for me.

PS3 owners need to stop thinking the world revolves solely around them.

This is probably the dumbest possible response to that criticism I could even imagine. Wow. For the record, I play on the PC. The fact that half the customers have serious issues doesn't matter though.

 

[Paches]

Worst awards show ever created.

 

[Kaizer]

rawr.

Pair this with the Ravi Drums gif for maximum hilarity.

 

[outunderthestars]

That's them, and more power to them, but I'm talking about how using teabagging gags then crossing into serious issues like the Hire a Vet program.

Doesn't that strike you as a bit immature, and a bit tasteless?

Oh yes, I totally agree with that. I think the tone of the show missed more often that it worked.

 

[Radec]

Apart from the revengeance thing, Rising was pretty good.

I hope the repeatitiveness of Vanguish wont be there.

 

[RPGamer92]

You're missing the point. PS3 owners are saying a game shouldn't be GOTY just because it doesn't work for them while it works for most everyone else. That's pretty self-centered.

It shouldn't win PS3 game of the year, that's fair.

It had problems on all systems not just PS3

 

[Duxxy3]

Who won as Best Fighting Game?

MK

 

[FStop7]

Every new piece of Mass Effect 3 media decreases my excitement.

I am hyped^100 for Bioshock Infinite.

I am sort of excited about Last of Us. I mean it's a Naughty Dog game so it's going to look phenomenal, but another zombie game? It's hard to get revved up for that.

 

[Levyne]

This is probably the dumbest possible response to that criticism I could even imagine. Wow. For the record, I play on the PC. The fact that half the customers have serious issues doesn't matter though.

Don't you get it? The only people who think that the playbility issues on PS3 are indefensible are butthurt PS3 Skyrim players

 

[jax (old)]

Yeah defo sham/shame of the year for bethesda and skyrim..

whaaattaaajookke!

 

[Kitschkraft]

That's them, and more power to them, but I'm talking about how using teabagging gags then crossing into serious issues like the Hire a Vet program.

Doesn't that strike you as a bit immature, and a bit tasteless?

I'm still pretty surprised that teabag thing happened....guys gonna catch a lot of ribs in the office tomorrow.