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[Doctor West]

Kristen Stewart, limp over my way.

 

[injurai]

Hobbit 3 is gonna clean these up in 2015, right?

For best CGI treasure hoard.

 

[789shadow]

Incoming Jaws.

 

[Ithil]

Stewart is high on the absolute disinterest in life and all that comes with it.

 

[lenovox1]

Stewart was limping...I think she hurt herself right before coming on stage.

Naw, she was on crutches on the Red Carpet.

 

[Kevtones]

This guy is making Seth look so bad for his joke.

 

[madkiller]

Your comments about Stewart are killing me.

 

[Biggest-Geek-Ever]

These oscars are so weird. Lots of surprises and a friggin tie!

 

[weekend_warrior]

Anne Hathaway needs to lend Kristen Stewart some try

oh god, amazing. :lol

 

[CrankyJay]

She is a dirty pirate hooker...

 

[grandjedi6]

Pairing up Daniel Radcliffe and Stewart was so trollish. Or an attempt to make Radcliffe look really charismatic.

 

[polyh3dron]

Amour is good, but let's just say it isn't really something to watch for the entertainment value.

Same could be said for every Michael Haneke movie.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

Also these video previews pretty much tell me the whole movie in a short amount of time.

 

[Zeliard]

Same could be said for every Michael Haneke movie.

Very true.

 

[BertramCooper]

SALMA WHY DO YOU COVER THEM UP?

 

[Matt]

Naw, she was on crutches on the Red Carpet.

Ah, hmm...

 

[crazy monkey]

she is hiding the best thing about her noooooooooooooooo. She still looks so stunning.

 

[criesofthepast]

Why is Kristen Stewart even there?

Salma! Damnit where's the cleavage?

 

[shadyspace]

hey salma is it greasy out tonight

 

[redmetal86]

salma not showing cleavage? wow

 

[ari]

I love the fact that every movie is spreading the awards out. nice.

 

[ComputerMKII]

Salma Hayek God DAYUUUUUUUUUUUM

 

[Vyer]

Awkward

 

[GlassBox]

I don't think you need to be part of the Christian Right to think Kristen Stewart represents everything wrong with Hollywood, Seth.

 

[Lasthope106]

OMG Gahhh dayuuummmmm. I want some tities Salma!

 

[SlowRevolution]

salma you had one thing to do tonight

 

[MThanded]

 

[Velcro Fly]

These jokes are just getting worse. I feel really bad for Seth because I think he's capable of more but man how did they let most of these jokes stay in.

 

[injurai]

she is hiding the best thing about her noooooooooooooooo. She still looks so stunning.

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[Ether_Snake]

The Mayan goddess!

 

[polyh3dron]

oh snap adele has an admirer

 

[DukeBobby]

Salma Hayek...damn!!

 

[Vyrance]

They said in the preshow that Kristen Stewart was going around with crutches, but still funny seeing her out there

 

[Row]

salma looks like she's lost a ton of weight...

whhhhhhhhhy??

 

[Lion Heart]

Selma is Unreal

 

[JABEE]

Love those movies

 

[weekend_warrior]

Salma sans cleavage...

 

[ConfusingJazz]

SALMA WHY DO YOU COVER THEM UP?

Biggest robbery of the night.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

You're on the Internet. Puppies are a click away.

 

[TheChewyWaffles]

salma you had one thing to do tonight

Rofl

 

[Gorillaz]

Selma can GET IT

 

[h1nch]

So....does Nicole Kidman get the award for worst teleprompter read of the night?

Nope, Kristen Stewart

 

[Cudder]

hey salma is it greasy out tonight

lmao

 

[Oersted]

The way she is pronouncing now, lol.


Edit: Katzenberg is such a hero.

 

[Ripclawe]

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

 

[Clydefrog]

haha cool a stuntman got an oscar!

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

Jurassic Park theme. Come on A.I theme!

 

[Konka]

Jurassic Park theme!

 

[Kobe24]

Welcome to Jurassic Park