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[crazy monkey]

JP musicccccccccccccccccccccccccc

 

[MIMIC]

Salma sans cleavage...

Salma's cleavage: snub of the night

 

[lunch]

God, I really hope Emmanuelle Riva wins Best Actress. Best Picture and Best Director are unimportant, but Riva's performance in Amour was really incredible, and if Jennifer Lawrence wins instead, I'm putting my foot through the television.

 

[Draconian]

Jurassic Park theme is glorious.

 

[789shadow]

All dis John Williams.

 

[SmithnCo]

lol, Stewart is always a pillar of enthusiasm.

 

[Acorn]

Meh, I thought Kristen Stewart was ok in that movie with James Gandolfini.

 

[Vulcano's assistant]

Jurassic Park theme!

old people

 

[Fatalah]

John Williams owning the Oscars tonight.

 

[LittleBoots]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

She just has the personality of a rock. That's all.

 

[friskykillface]

JURASSIC PARK up in this Oscar

 

[CrankyJay]

These jokes are just getting worse. I feel really bad for Seth because I think he's capable of more but man how did they let most of these jokes stay in.

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Loo omg wow

 

[kingocfs]

That's what has been missing, we need some fucking HANKS

 

[Future Foundation]

No seriously, did something happen to John Williams?

 

[jtb]

dat john williams

 

[Tookay]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

She never wants to be there.

And yet here she is.

Everywhere.

 

[Ploid 3.0]

How can someone so hot be so dull SMH

lol this was a awesome joke.

 

[Salsa]

God, I really hope Emmanuelle Riva wins Best Actress. Best Picture and Best Director are unimportant, but Riva's performance in Amour was really incredible, and if Jennifer Lawrence wins instead, I'm putting my foot through the television.

yup

 

[BowieZ]

Damn so that's almost every main score by Williams so far, right?

Jurassic
Potter
Schindler
Star Wars (Yoda)
ET
Jaws
...

Is this Seth's doing?

 

[Ithil]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

I think she could drop dead of disinterest and she wouldn't show the slightest bit of change.

 

[TedNindo]

More then half of the music played is from spielberg films lol.

 

[mechashiva]

One guy using his governor award as a penis!!!

 

[Gorillaz]

got damn

 

[JABEE]

Good work Daniel

 

[Reiko]

Salma's cleavage: snub of the night

Cleavage Heel Turn.

 

[nick nacc]

The circle jerk is strong tonight. But I agree Hollywood tends to be very humanity driven

 

[bud]

a bunch of old guys holding an oscar

 

[bjb]

Yes lets all salute old rich white men

 

[hym]

Hah brilliant, limping, groaning, high as a kite and scratching her greasy hair.

 

[keit4]

Ok this is boring. I'm going to bed now.

 

[thecouncil]

lol this was a awesome joke.

Her being unattractive is some kinda Internet-wide joke.

 

[Neodiablo22]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...oscars-red-carpet-on-crutches-picture-2013242

This explains why her walk was off, but she would have spoken like that either way.

 

[hwalker84]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

She seemed high.

 

[jtb]

I hope this is the year that they finally sort out that applause shit during the "in memoriam" segment, but I doubt it. So fucking disrespectful.

 

[Ithil]

They'd better put the "sit don't and don't clap for your favourites you pigs, they're all equally dead" signs on again for the In Memoriam segment this year too.

 

[Lionel Mandrake]

Theory: Kristen Stewart is a midget, and she's standing on the shoulders of another midget.

 

[Charles Foster Kane]

Stewart is always dull in tone but today it was more than usual.

 

[Officerrob]

God, I really hope Emmanuelle Riva wins Best Actress. Best Picture and Best Director are unimportant, but Riva's performance in Amour was really incredible, and if Jennifer Lawrence wins instead, I'm putting my foot through the television.

I wish you a speedy recovery on your foot

 

[x-Lundz-x]

Jaysus you guys are fast.

 

[Derrick01]

Damn that Twilight girl is so odd, least enthusastic tone, did someone just tell her, her cat died? She doesn't look like she wants to be there.

I flipped to FX the other night and happened to catch one of the twilights right when she's being proposed to. She could have not have looked or sounded less interested, despite saying yes.

She's the derrick rose of acting.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

Gif moves faster than her heart beat.

 

[GhostWriter24]

Okay so pretty much take whatever GAF says in this thread, reverse it, and that's a true judgment of tonight's Oscar's.

 

[Salsa]

I hope this is the year that they finally sort out that applause shit during the "in memoriam" segment, but I doubt it. So fucking disrespectful.

they'll never sort it out. Its awful

 

[SCULLIBUNDO]

KStew arrived on the Red Carpet in crutches, so it's not all blow. My guess is that she's high on painkillers.

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Same could be said for every Michael Haneke movie.

Cachè says otherwise.

 

[ConfusingJazz]

http://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity...oscars-red-carpet-on-crutches-picture-2013242

This explains why her walk was off, but she would have spoken like that either way.

Then she is high as fuck on painkillers right now.

 

[CrankyJay]

I flipped to FX the other night and happened to catch one of the twilights right when she's being proposed to. She could have not have looked or sounded less interested, despite saying yes.

She's the derrick rose of acting.

I raise you January Jones

 

[VeryGooster]

I flipped to FX the other night and happened to catch one of the twilights right when she's being proposed to. She could have not have looked or sounded less interested, despite saying yes.

She's the derrick rose of acting.

You are one of the good ones, Derrick.

 

[Ithil]

Okay so pretty much take whatever GAF says in this thread, reverse it, and that's a true judgment of tonight's Oscar's.

Come on now, Stewart looked like she was presenting a class report up there.