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[Desperado]

IAWTP.

Thanks for pointing this fact out, though.

Main Entry: sar·casm
Pronunciation: 'sär-"ka-z&m
Function: noun
Etymology: French or Late Latin; French sarcasme, from Late Latin sarcasmos, from Greek sarkasmos, from sarkazein to tear flesh, bite the lips in rage, sneer, from sark-, sarx flesh; probably akin to Avestan thwar&s- to cut
1 : a sharp and often satirical or ironic utterance designed to cut or give pain <tired of continual sarcasms>
2 a : a mode of satirical wit depending for its effect on bitter, caustic, and often ironic language that is usually directed against an individual b : the use or language of sarcasm <this is no time to indulge in sarcasm>
synonym see WIT

 

[Lathentar]

Yeah, I'm certainly becoming a fan of Garner. All 3 of Bagwell's steals have been in the second half.

 

[Mrbob]

Holy shit, Astros have 45 steals since the all star break, after like 21 before the break

Beltran ha 21 stolen bases since the break, with a 100% SB percentage.

BELTRAAAAAAAAN!

Good thing he is stealing bases when he gets on. Valuable time on base for him considering he has close to a .250 average.

Yeah, I'm certainly becoming a fan of Garner. All 3 of Bagwell's steals have been in the second half.

Garner teams historically choke in the 2nd half of the year. Good thing the Stros signed him on after the All Star Break.

 

[Miguel]

HA! Backe just want to BANG BANG BANG!

First he makes Harang miss on the bunt attempt, and Ausmus throws out Lopez stealing 3rd.

Then he makes Harang bounce right back at him, throws to 2nd, Viz to 1st, DOUBLE PLAY!

 

[Miguel]

Garner is playing .558 ball!

Playing 0.593 ball in August!

 

[Desperado]

Good thing he is stealing bases when he gets on. Valuable time on base for him considering he has close to a .250 average.

Sosa's BA - .258

you have no room to talk.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Desperado]

poor yanks...

wait no. FUCK the yanks.

 

[Matrix]

Anyone notice how Cubsfan was not around when the Stros took 3 out of 4 from the scrubbies?

Much respect to Bob for atleast posting in here even when his team is playing like shit,Cubsfan always leaves when his team is playing horrible.

 

[Scoobert]

5th inning:
Expos - 5
Cubs - 0

Ouch!

C'mon Cincinnati, Cards, Colorado! Win, win, win!!

 

[Mrbob]

Sosa's BA - .258

you have no room to talk.

Uhh, you want me to argue for Sosa? Not happening.


My man swinging strikey sosa struck out again tonight in a rbi situation!

5th inning:
Expos - 5
Cubs - 0

;__;

This is going to be the worse loss evar if we lose this game. I can handle losing to the Cards, White Sox, Marlins. BUT THE EXPOS?! Ugh. Kieeel me now.

 

[Miguel]

BELTRAN!!! Home Run MOTHERFUCKER!
Edit:
BAGWELL!! Home Run MOTHERFUCKER!
Edit:
BERKMAN!! Home Run MOTHERFUCKER!

 

[Matrix]

BELTRAN I <3 YOU!! WANT TO SIGN YOU 4 LIFE!

 

[Mrbob]

Stros hot, Cubs cold. This sux lol.

 

[evil solrac v3.0]

poor yanks...

wait no. FUCK the yanks.

DO NOT TEST ME!!!!! LOOK AT HOW MATRIX ENDED UP!!!!

 

[Desperado]

Good thing he is stealing bases when he gets on. Valuable time on base for him considering he has close to a .250 average.

HAHA thanks Bags just hit one opposite field. #440 for Jeffery Robert Bagwell.

BACK 2 BACK JACKS

EDIT: BWAHAHAHA BERKMAN! BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK JACKS

 

[Lathentar]

Top 5th B:2 S: 2 O: 1
Carlos Beltran homers (36) on a fly ball to right field.

Top 5th B:0 S: 0 O: 1
Jeff Bagwell homers (21) on a line drive to right field.

Top 5th B:0 S: 1 O: 1
Lance Berkman homers (24) on a fly ball to right field.


BACK TO BACK TO BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lathentar]

EDIT: BWAHAHAHA BERKMAN! BACK 2 BACK 2 BACK JACKS

Too slow!

 

[Matrix]

HOLY SHIT!

 

[Rodriguez]

God damn, it's fucking 12-0 Indians with only 1 out in the top of the 5th. Hideos.

 

[speshylives]

Welp..there go the Yankees.

I guess they must have thought Sturtze could stop the bleeding. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha. Why not use Loai'sapieceofshit in this situation? Maybe it would be 10 - 0...

This fucking sucks. This is the worst collapse I've had to endure ever.

 

[Lathentar]

God damn, it's fucking 12-0 Indians with only 1 out in the top of the 5th. Hideos.

And to add insult to injury the Red Sox are winning 6-0!

 

[speshylives]

Schilling was up against Lackey. It was to be expected. Anaheim could possibly come back, though.

12-0 though. That's fucking disgusting.

 

[Rodriguez]

Nitkowski is a fucking moron.

13-0 Indians after a 2-out, bases-loaded walk.

15-0 after a 2-out, bases loaded single.

Ugh.

 

[Miguel]

Astros up 4-0
Cubs down 0-5
Boston up 6-0
Yankees down 0-12

Tis a great day.

 

[Lathentar]

Astros up 4-0
Cubs down 0-5
Boston up 6-0
Yankees down 0-12

Tis a great day.

Don't forget San Diego down 2-0.

You need to update your scores a bit...
Boston 6-1
Yankees down 0 to FIFTEEN.

 

[Matrix]

WOW those damn Yanks are good.

Padres losing 2-0 Miguel,thats good too

 

[J2 Cool]

Yanks down 15-0. Hurry, quick sign someone Steinbrenner!

 

[Miguel]

Yanks down 15-0. Hurry, quick sign someone Steinbrenner!

He's got about 3 hours to do so.

 

[Rodriguez]

16-0 Indians.

How embarassing do they want this to get?

 

[Bowser]

lmao, I don't even care for MLB and I'm relishing the Yankees getting their asses beat and close to losing that 10.5/11.5 game lead over the BoSox game by game; I really hope the BoSox win the division (make a couple of Yanks fans I know sick to their stomachs )!

 

[Lathentar]

16-0 Indians.

How embarassing do they want this to get?

With one homerun. Thats amazing!

 

[Eminem]

I heard this on ESPN 1000 radio in Chicago today...

Mercker called the pressbox last game complaining about Steve Stone and Chip Carey's commentary.
Give me a fucking break. The guys on the radio said, and I quote verbatim: "This team is the biggest bunch of whiners and crybabies I have ever been around in my life. It is really getting ridiculous now."

What the fuck. Why are the players watching the game in the dugout anyway? Pay attention to the game on the field. Jesus.

 

[Matrix]

M&M read this....roofles!!!!

http://chicagosports.chicagotribune...,1361671.column?coll=cs-columnists-navigation

 

[Lathentar]

Any one watching the game? Whats up with Backe?

 

[Lathentar]

Here is what the Cubs apparently would like from Caray and Stone on TV:

Chip: "Alou strikes out on three straight pitches. The umpire really is jamming him, Steve. It's a travesty."

Steve: "Sure he swung on all three pitches, but you couldn't be more right, Chip. It's totally unjust. And let me take this opportunity to say that the city of Houston is a hovel."

Chip: "Sammy Sosa's .257 batting average is really deceiving. The great man is hitting .400 in my book."

Steve: "I hate the White Sox."

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

 

[Miguel]

Any one watching the game? Whats up with Backe?

I was in the kitchen...what happened?

 

[Eminem]

Here is what the Cubs apparently would like from Caray and Stone on TV:

Chip: "Alou strikes out on three straight pitches. The umpire really is jamming him, Steve. It's a travesty."

Steve: "Sure he swung on all three pitches, but you couldn't be more right, Chip. It's totally unjust. And let me take this opportunity to say that the city of Houston is a hovel."

Chip: "Sammy Sosa's .257 batting average is really deceiving. The great man is hitting .400 in my book."

Steve: "I hate the White Sox."

:lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol


oh man that's good




and :lol :lol :lol @ the comments on the side:

These are not lovable losers...they are unlikable losers. Smug and arrogant after 1 playoff every 15 to 20 years. Dusty is the most overrated coach in baseball.

 

[Matrix]

I was in the kitchen...what happened?

I think he was just pulled cause he was at 91 pitches.

 

[Desperado]

Yeah there was an injury delay, but it was because of Willie Mo ramming into the wall catching Berkman's long fly ball. He should've let it drop.

 

[speshylives]

The Yankee fan in me is absolutely disgusted.

The horrible person on the inside hopes George rips loose and really destroys the season for good tomorrow afternoon. Think Torre survives this collapse? Brian Cashman dead?

Will that just take Tanyon Sturtze and string him up from a pole in front of the stadium?

 

[Joe]

i knew that brawl with boston was gonna be no fucking good. someone tell me the yanks and bosox records since that fight, i dont have the marbles to do it myself.

 

[speshylives]

Joe, it has not been good. Just leave it at that.

Oh boy, Giambi will be back in September.. to suck.

I don't think I've ever seen anything as fucked up as this in my 29 years of Yankee fandom. Well, maybe Andy Hawkins no hitter, but that's about it.

 

[Matrix]

whoa stros 8-0 now...kent hits another HR

Cubs lost

 

[Desperado]

2 HR night for Kent. I guess we should keep him.

If the STL/SD score holds up and the Giants beat the Rockies [which they will]...

Team        Record       GB
Cubs         72-60       --
Giants       73-61       --
Padres       71-60      0.5
Marlins      68-62      3.0
Astros       69-63      3.0

 

[speshylives]

22-0.... heads will roll.

 

[Joe]

hahaha, im PRAYING steinbrenner flies to new york tomorrow and personally rips everyone a new asshole in the clubhouse.

 

[Miguel]

FIVE GAME WINNING STREAK!!! GO ASTROS!


Boston
LWWWLWLLWWLLWWLWWWLWLWWWWWWLWWWWWWW
25-10

NY Yankees
WLLWWLLWWWLWWWWWLLWWWWLLLWLLLWWLWWWLL
21-16


HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT 22-0?! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

 

[Joe]

even though i wont bother watching the yankees right now because frankly they make me want to vomit im gonna stay optimistic. its good that they are slumping now instead of the end of september.

 

[Matrix]

Yanks and Cubs are falling apart...how sweet it is!