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[Niraj]

Such a snoop.

 

[Cornballer]

They have agent friends to double date with and stuff, eh?

 

[Tamanon]

LOL at what seems to be a second set of Americans.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

lol the little brother is great.

edit: seeing your parents 69ing. FANTASTIC. You really cracked the case.

 

[Niraj]

Well, her life is ruined.

 

[Tamanon]

Loooooooooool

 

[Freezasaurus]

WHOOPS!

 

[lazybones18]

69/10

 

[Cornballer]

Welp, that's one thing Paige will never forget.

 

[A Serious Man]

Oh yeah, that just happened.

 

[Chamber]

Just had childhood flashbacks, thought I blocked those memories.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

That was the perfect opportunity to have the 69 talk with your child and they didn't take it. If not now, when!?

 

[ultron87]

I guess they aren't always under covers.

Heyoooooo.

 

[Cornballer]

Ha ha, this is so hilariously awkward.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Bwahahahaha, she looked traumatized sitting at the breakfast table.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Hahaha omg at this slow mo bacon thing

She is freaking the fuck out right now.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Oh so you guys are on a delay compared to Canada. So yeah I won't say anything with spoilers lol.

 

[lazybones18]

Smooth move, Stan

 

[Tamanon]

Manipulator Stan up to his old tricks. Nina is still gorgeous.

 

[Cornballer]

Heh, the new guy is a slacker.

 

[ChiefofCitadelSecurity]

Nina would have me by the balls man I swear.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

Oh shite. fuck.

 

[Cornballer]

This other agent is nuts. :/

 

[torontoml]

Oh shite. fuck.

Yeah, that shit was nuts.

 

[Freezasaurus]

Okay, that didn't go well.

 

[Niraj]

Goddamn

 

[Cornballer]

Ugh

 

[Tamanon]

shit

 

[shadyspace]

I really don't think the Americans were behind that...

 

[lazybones18]

That was a punch in the gut

 

[Tamanon]

Great tension throughout the episode thus far.

 

[Chamber]

I'm legit shook right now. Can't remember the last time that happened with a tv show.

 

[A Serious Man]

This premiere has been fantastic so far.

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

omg can't believe they killed off philip at the end of the premier WTF

edit: jkjk lololol

 

[Cornballer]

omg can't believe they killed off philip at the end of the premier WTF

edit: jkjk lololol

 

[Nameless]

/dead

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

I legitimately feel bad for Beeman's wife.

 

[Cornballer]

I legitimately feel bad for Beeman's wife.

Martha, too.

 

[Tamanon]

Man, even using your fake wife as therapy.

 

[FUBAR McDangles]

Martha, too.

She doesn't get to me as much but yes her too.

 

[Cornballer]

- Sepinwall's review

 

[-Pyromaniac-]

http://i.minus.com/ibhUwzAkyg603P.gif

lol at the gif.

You guys are on a legit 5-7 minute delay lol. Gonna be hard holding my tongue. Actually I work wednesday nights so it won't even matter. I just took a sick day

 

[Cornballer]

- The Atlantic on the premiere
- The Daily Beast: ‘The Americans’ Showrunners Dissect the Secrets of Season 2

 

[Tamanon]

That was fucking outstanding. I loved it. Looking forward to the whole season!

 

[lazybones18]

That was fucking outstanding. I loved it. Looking forward to the whole season!

ditto

 

[bob_arctor]

Good premiere. And was that amusement park they were in Rye Playland? Used to go there all the time in the 80's! The family in the hotel room was a real sucker punch, everything had been rolling along and bam. Seeing previews after, I really hope they don't drag out Paige's nosiness.

 

[Niraj]

Really solid premiere.

 

[Cornballer]

- Onion A|V Club review

 

[Cornballer]

- Rolling Stone review

 

[A Serious Man]

On further thought, I have a pretty good idea who killed the family in the hotel.

Spoiler

Mail2-D2, the FBI's nefarious cabinet robot thing.