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The Black Culture Thread |OT X| Thread's Up, Don't Lurk

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Kraftwerk

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Also, are the cousins boys and/or girls?

how hot are these cousins

All female. Very good around the house. Can even do farm work. They can milk cows, goats, skin and butcher animals and grow crops.

You can pick whichever you want fam;

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I don't feel bad for OP, cats are too sympathetic because they went through the same shit. This is GAF, mofos will always cover up the truth with half lies to make themselves not seem like the bad guy.

And because this is GAF, I don't trust most stories people in OT write.

Way I see it, it doesn't matter whether it's true or not. Pretending these stories are true doesn't negatively affect me in any way. Plus, it's more fun if I assume that they're true. If someone calls them out, it's even *more* fun. In other words... win, win, win.
 

royalan

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I attempted to do that thing I usually do when a thread is starting to become a stealth hot woman thread, and post pictures of hot guys that are relevant to the topic and sit back and watch the hypocrisy flow like wine. But I couldn't.

I was actually surprised by the lack of glamour shots of overweight men on the internet. :/
 

Slayven

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I attempted to do that thing I usually do when a thread is starting to become a stealth hot woman thread, and post pictures of hot guys that are relevant to the topic and sit back and watch the hypocrisy flow like wine. But I couldn't.

I was actually surprised by the lack of glamour shots of overweight men on the internet. :/

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harSon

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We got natural blondes too son. Look at dem Angelina Jolie lips;



p.s you have to keep the child

My friend and her family/friends damn near had me moving to Palestine. It's ridiculous how hot her and every single one of her sister and friends are. Apparently Millbrae, California is a refuge for smoking Palestinians.
 

Kreed

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I don't feel bad for OP, cats are too sympathetic because they went through the same shit. This is GAF, mofos will always cover up the truth with half lies to make themselves not seem like the bad guy.

And because this is GAF, I don't trust most stories people in OT write.

I learned my lesson after that thread with the guy saying someone kidnapped/murdered his girlfriend (ly down guy). If it's not a news thread the story is fake until proven not fake by GAF detectives/Jadojutsu.
 

royalan

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Reminds me of some shit that happened while I was in high school. I was hanging out with my best friend one weekend, and apparently that weekend he'd had some cousins from Jamaica staying at his house. So we're all getting ready to go to go out to get some food, when one of his cousins insists on staying at the crib by himself. Cool, whatever.

We all get in the truck, drive off, a few blocks later dad realizes he forgot something at the house. We turn around. Get back to the house. Dad goes in by himself. Suddenly, all you hear from the house is just shouting. Apparently, nephew got himself real comfortable, had porn on the TV in the living room, towel, lotion, like he was ready to have himself a good ol' time.

But when I tell you that my friend's dad whooped. his. ass...Like, in front of everybody. I never seen an ass-whooping like that, and all over some masturbating. That stayed with me for a while. lol
 

JohnDoe

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Reminds me of some shit that happened while I was in high school. I was hanging out with my best friend one weekend, and apparently that weekend he'd had some cousins from Jamaica staying at his house. So we're all getting ready to go to go out to get some food, when one of his cousins insists on staying at the crib by himself. Cool, whatever.

We all get in the truck, drive off, a few blocks later dad realizes he forgot something at the house. We turn around. Get back to the house. Dad goes in by himself. Suddenly, all you hear from the house is just shouting. Apparently, nephew got himself real comfortable, had porn on the TV in the living room, towel, lotion, like he was ready to have himself a good ol' time.

But when I tell you that my friend's dad whooped. his. ass...Like, in front of everybody. I never seen an ass-whooping like that, and all over some masturbating. That stayed with me for a while. lol

that's an L you remember until your dying breath...
 

Oldschoolgamer

The physical form of blasphemy
Shovel Knight might beat Wolfenstein for my GOTY. This music got me feeling like
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Started Transistor and it's the same thing with the sound. Who did these musicians sacrifice to get this quality?

Steam sales have been treating me good this winter.
 
Interjection to whatever subject you talking about.
I got your attention I hope.

I am going to keep it brief and to the point. I am a believer in omens. Anything and everything happen for a reason. Ive lived my life this way for years and it has helped me to survive a lot of ill shit. First and foremost, early this morning about 2pm I get a call from one of my subordinates stating that he fucked up a schedule, and due to these actions needs to find a replacement in an hour. I told him at 0200 that's a goddamn impossibility. I resigned to my better logic and told him I would cover the site, he goes to the other site and bam, mission accomplished. I get up to get in the other patrol car to drive out, and the cars completely dead. This does not happen in this office. After 20 minutes of fiddling with with it, I said fuck it, grab the company card, fill my personal vehicle and decide to ride out to the site. It was raining like the damn first day of the biblical flood. I get on I20 and start riding. I pass 2 vehicles with flashers on, driving a snails pace. I start to slow it down. I get it to 55 and im driving along, when fate intervened. I fucking spun 8 times down I-20 over a quarter of a mile. By the 4th rotation I was resigned to my fate. If im gonna die im gonna fucking die. I hit the accelerator, turned into the spin and miraculously ended up in the only area that wasnt median, drop off or wooded. I slide into the grassy muddy area. And come to a complete stop. All the while this was going on I am listening to goddamn Frank Ocean singing about a tornado flew around his room. Bruh, I stop, the people I passed pull over and ask am I okay, in my delirium, I utter "Im Alive". I start just laughing. Hard. Call the cops, they call a wrecker and pull my car out. Besides dirt and debris, Me and my car WERE COMPLETELY UNSCATHED.

Needless to say. This was a fucking sign. I almost died for a job. Family, I work 7 days a week, at 12 hours a day. Some shit went down and thats why I am in the predicament im in. I have been racking my brain about a few things, hence why I have essentially stopped doing GAF or anything else. Bruh Im fucking done. This year has been both liberating and a goddamn daily struggle. So I am taking the cue from my almost demise and doubling down on something that has been in the planning stages that I have been 50/50 about. I have nothing holding me in GA. No wifey, no nothing. Its time for me to start over fresh and hit the dusty trail back to Louisiana. Good and bad im done.


Family, the thing that gets to me out of all this is this. For the last 12 hours ive been playing through every scenario. Every goddamn one. What could i have done differently? What could I have not done? Just everything. And each one ends with me being critically injured and or deceased. No shaking this one. I should not have walked away from this. Just all the circumstances led to me walking away. Weather, road, tire conditions..... etc. I cannot shake this feeling, that I should be dead. I went back to the site this afternoon. Im in awe. Like it never happen.

So to recap, im going home. Georgia had some memories, but its time to grind where I started.
 
Don Lemon: proof that not only does a black man have to work twice as hard to be the best, he also has to work twice as hard to be the worst.
 

Jackben

bitch I'm taking calls.
That sounds terrifying Rev, one of those life or death moments. Did your life flash before your eyes or anything like that? Glad you are still with us and know what you need to do.
 
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