They dropped bars. The dudes in the studio was doing everything not to go "Weelllllllll"
Aunt Katie be like "Hush, let this man put his foot in his mouth"
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Aunt Katie be like "Hush, let this man put his foot in his mouth"
andthebeatgoeson
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Good shit, osu
Im pretty plasted right now breh it took me a min just to write thos up
Face it Tiger..
Banned
Nigga got a mixtape arrow
"ayy dawg listen to my mixtape, its fire"
the enemy straight up quits.
CountBlack
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Professor Beef
Banned
You see that kid on the left? He had that recording ready in less than a minute.
Dude with his hands in his pockets is like "Dudes catch a 2 piece and a biscuit everyday".
1 -- Crowd gathers and, strangely, seems to form around you for no apparent reason. Despite how large the crowd gets, space is maintained around you.
2 -- More than 2 camera phones are pointed at you.
3 -- Nigga you got beef with is taking off their jewelry.
Signs of an impending ass-whoopin.
damn, dude served his ass walking papers with that one. played him with that fake handshake too.
that superman curl bobbing in the wind makes it for me.
Like those nature documentaries where no one sees the lion, but all the animals know shit is about to go down.
Prototype Viktor
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That nigga is 2 spots Thursday and Friday at The Improv and a guest spot on Modern Family
CrazyDogg77
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Damn how unaware is dude that he just daps up dude who's about to deliver a 4 piece with a biscuit
Angelus Errare
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Damn. Dude was like "shit was all good just a week ago!"
dude in the grey tshirt clearly knew dude and what was about to happen. hands in the pockets and casual step to the side... homie knew lol. he didn't know it was gonna be so vulgar but he knew something was going down.
Hope you aren't scheduled to work tomorrow :lol
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Dude almost did a desean.
Boss Riovane
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You cats cant tell me you aint got that six sense when shit bout to pop off. Besides aggressive step, dehumanizing stare we also got ratchet sense. For the uninitiated imagine spider sense but you can detect fuckery and rachetry within a 10 meters. Real talk you know there is always that one mother fucker ready with either some type of witty shit whenever something "goes down".
Tell that to the girl Sharkeisha bodied.
Homegirl should have seen that sucker punch coming a mile off.
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
Damn, OSU oline running out of people to block.
'Yo coach, where deez niggas at? I pull and they pulled out.'
'Yo coach, where deez niggas at? I pull and they pulled out.'
Boss Riovane
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exactly my point. But Sharkeisha is goddamn Venom. That chick was straight anti-life. You couldnt detect that shit. She is the exception to the rule, cause she had some unholy power when she hit ole girl.
Angelus Errare
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Yo, this Matt Sukkar dude's vine is killing me lol.
Y'all let the homie get served up, but y'all won't serve yourself up to the homie.
EDIT: But forreal, every nigga that wasn't sheltered growing up done obtained the ratchet sense. Shit, I got mines from my momma. I sense an asswhoopin from her about 12 hours in advance and shit.
EDIT: But forreal, every nigga that wasn't sheltered growing up done obtained the ratchet sense. Shit, I got mines from my momma. I sense an asswhoopin from her about 12 hours in advance and shit.
Professor Beef
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Man they play Maury at my work, I can't even detect fuckery anymore.
CrazyDogg77
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Gorillaz you good fam
Young Magus
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Well damn, nigga must've done something xtra foul
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Rev is on point, ratchet sense is a must to survive.
4-eyes Joe didn't even know to sit up and take his headphones out. I'm amazed at how smooth the boyfriend rolled up with that fake handshake considering the rage that went into those punches. That's disciplined, cold anger that's had time to simmer. Like a pot roast of hatred. He popped the music right out of this dude's ears.
4-eyes Joe didn't even know to sit up and take his headphones out. I'm amazed at how smooth the boyfriend rolled up with that fake handshake considering the rage that went into those punches. That's disciplined, cold anger that's had time to simmer. Like a pot roast of hatred. He popped the music right out of this dude's ears.
WSHH warning... but I ain't never seen an L like this before.
CrazyDogg77
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Holy shit. Man what part of the game is this
andthebeatgoeson
Junior Member
I don't believe it unless big boy was drunk. Don't no way that Lil baby putting that much behind it.
Watched it six times I see something new everytime. The roguelike of vines.
Boss Riovane
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this video needs to be narrated by Morgan Freeman
Right when big dude backs up, a pause "Now I have never used my rage on another man. But as my brother lied there grasping his eye, a tinge of anger came over me. The anger was calming. I used that chance to save our lives. Thank you Andy DuFresne. THank you for this moment."
Unpause.
Knockout and scene.
Vermillion
Banned
this video needs to be narrated by Morgan Freeman
Right when big dude backs up, a pause "Now I have never used my rage on another man. But as my brother lied there grasping his eye, a tinge of anger came over me. The anger was calming. I used that chance to save our lives. Thank you Andy DuFresne. THank you for this moment."
Unpause.
Knockout and scene.
Lol, I'm remembering the narration from the Christmas Story, when little dude beat the stuffing out of the bully.
Also worth looking at is this blog post by Quinn detailing the headaches of getting law enforcement involved.
This is all started cause some game nerds got mad over who was fucking who and "the feminists is taking muh games" and now we have a whole blown hate group that it looks like will not stop until someone is seriously hurt or dead.
Video games!
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Gorillaz probably went full Rio.
rofl
MikeBreezy92
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Gorillaz out there getting turnt the fuck up but won't fuck his turnt homie?
Angelus Errare
Banned
Hey man it's totes about ethics in journalism!
Ah, this is the greatest thing I've seen tonight.
Angelus Errare
Banned
Cats are really upset at the idea of Obama wanting to make community college free. They're acting like Barry personally came into their home, killed their wife, and children, shit on their corpses and posted it on Youtube or something.
MHWilliams
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People are afraid of others catching up. It ruins the "but I'm actually special" feeling they carry around.
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