Watching Arrow. First thing that pops into my mind when Roy is stitching up Laurel
"Why does this dude look like he just stepped out of the shower? Got his hair slicked and everything...what fucking hero looks that fresh after wearing some hot ass leather/pleather gear runnin around on rooftops?" CW taking this whole pretty people only shit to a new level. Cats can't even look like they did any strenuous activity.
Yeah Oliver is so unabashedly 'Casian it's not even funny. He looks dirty in some of those scenes. Plus, I don't like his oppression champers.
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What in the shit happened to Riff Raff? No way in shit is he gaining muscle doing all that snorting, allegedly.
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I was in the grocery store on my shit while the (19+ year old) young lasses were prowling. Too bad I'm more interested in their moms. Looking at this young secretary like we need to "hang out" and practice hero's pose.
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The whole situation reminded me of why I'm never getting married. A few minutes earlier I was talking to a church friend and he shared a story about a friend that had to divorce after a decade. The night of his honeymoon his wife cried for three hours when dude wanted to consummate their marriage. She called her dad and was crying. She married him for a decade and let him smang THREE TIMES. I was so appalled and pissed off about that. WAIT...... I gotta do all this shit and you won't let me smang? The shit should be a felony. Marriage has to suck, no offense to anyone that's married but fuck that. Maybe marriage outside of church is cool but this is some other shit. No way in shit am I getting married if the spouse is holding out because she hates sex. How the fuck you hate sex and get married? They had three kids over an 11 year span. As an ain't shit hall of famer it's not hard not to corrupt the morality of these pure people.
Then my friend told me about how he asked a girl out on a date to watch a movie. She asked him what he wanted to watch. He gave her the names of titles and she asked him to wait while she checked the rating. Anything above a PG was a no go. I told him to quit her immediately.
The Hangover 2 does not go over well in a room full of people that have yet to watch anything above PG rating except if you're me. In that case, WE LAUGHING OUR ASSES OFF. That was an awkward movie watching experience.