I'm upset at myself for not investing more time in boxing versus basketball and football. Had more fun sparring than I ever did in most seasons of hoops...
One of my oldhead chiefs at my old unit in Texas was the master roshi of the shit though. 47 years old handing out work to people of all ages and colors. I thought I could fuck with him just by being faster - led him while southpaw then step out back to my other foot (a guaranteed kill for the uninitiated :wow
but this dude saw straight through my jutsu with a smile and waltzed right into my kitchen the instant I moved my foot.... That moment when you realize someone is 3 feet closer to you than they should be and the duel is already over.
Didn't even touch me. Pat me on the back and let me walk out of the ring with the mark of the devourer on my chest... fear-tainted for life.