*4:30 hits*
"off work! Finally!"
*drives home, walks up stairs to appartnent*
"I wonder what fuckery my roommate has for me on our second to last day of us living together"
*puts key in door, unlocks and turns the knob, pushes the door to no avail*
"The fuck?!"
*pushes harder and squeezes between the wall and half barricaded door.*
"The fuck is this shit?"
*notices a giant ass, stank ass, overflowing trash bag next to the door*
"off work! Finally!"
*drives home, walks up stairs to appartnent*
"I wonder what fuckery my roommate has for me on our second to last day of us living together"
*puts key in door, unlocks and turns the knob, pushes the door to no avail*
"The fuck?!"
*pushes harder and squeezes between the wall and half barricaded door.*
"The fuck is this shit?"
*notices a giant ass, stank ass, overflowing trash bag next to the door*