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The Black Culture Thread |OT12| Days of Future Bans

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Shy

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Trey said:
get that new hotness, brehs. sponsored by CP Time.
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Bronx-Man said:
In non-pornstar news, I found myself elected onto my university's college democrats board. I just saw a flyer when I was walking for lunch and my roommate was like "Bruh, you're a poli-sci major, go for it!" So we walk over to the 1st meeting in this big room and as it turns out, they're having elections this very day! Roomie keeps bugging the fuck outta me "Dude, you gotta do it, you gotta run!" and I keep trying to tell him that I'm way too new for this ish.

Bottom line, it turns out no one there was running for secretary of the board. He just spouts out, "I NOMINATE [Bronx-Man]!" I'm thinking, I ain't got any other shit to do, so whatever. I win by default so they make me go up and give a speech. I just ramble on for a couple of minutes about how cynicism is killing the progressive movement in America and how we all need to unite and yadda yadda. Turns out all secretary does is just keep tabs on shit and send emails to members and all that. Nothing big but it's always nice to have something to add on my resume, idk.
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Congrats fam.
 
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bobbychalkers

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Bronx-Man said:
In non-pornstar news, I found myself elected onto my university's college democrats board. I just saw a flyer when I was walking for lunch and my roommate was like "Bruh, you're a poli-sci major, go for it!" So we walk over to the 1st meeting in this big room and as it turns out, they're having elections this very day! Roomie keeps bugging the fuck outta me "Dude, you gotta do it, you gotta run!" and I keep trying to tell him that I'm way too new for this ish.

Bottom line, it turns out no one there was running for secretary of the board. He just spouts out, "I NOMINATE [Bronx-Man]!" I'm thinking, I ain't got any other shit to do, so whatever. I win by default so they make me go up and give a speech. I just ramble on for a couple of minutes about how cynicism is killing the progressive movement in America and how we all need to unite and yadda yadda. Turns out all secretary does is just keep tabs on shit and send emails to members and all that. Nothing big but it's always nice to have something to add on my resume, idk.
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No lie, in your position I'd preface every speech I'd have to do the Boss Nigger theme song.
 
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NipplesAndToes23

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17 years ago today Lauryn Hill dropped the classic The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. Went back to it today and it's still fresh. I'm still disappointed she didn't have a follow-up proper album.
 
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Numb

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Blasian Persuasion said:
17 years ago today Lauryn Hill dropped the classic The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. Went back to it today and it's still fresh. I'm still disappointed she didn't have a follow-up proper album.
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Kamala Khan jumped into my mind suddenly.
Not much into comics but should probably read this.
 
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TheKaeptain

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Slay,

I met someone that isn't picking up Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur because they believe the girl is caricature of a cute nerdy young black girl and not real enough for them.

So I responded cool "I'll pick up two copies to support the book." She got pissed.
 
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Slayven

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TheKaeptain said:
Slay,

I met someone that isn't picking up Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur because they believe the girl is caricature of a cute nerdy young black girl and not real enough for them.

So I responded cool "I'll pick up two copies to support the book." She got pissed.
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I hope you looked at her like she just said some class 100 stupid shit. This isn't Marvel's first rodeo

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Woke up looking that good AND can hack and create werewolves?
 
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TheKaeptain

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Slayven said:
I hope you looked at her like she just said some class 100 stupid shit. This isn't Marvel's first rodeo

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Woke up looking that good AND can hack and create werewolves?[/QUOTE]

Well I have this look that my friends say makes them feel really fucking dumb. I am sure I gave her that look multiplied by 100.
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Nakazato

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DAT ASS DOE

went to a test for a job with in 10 mins i got an email for the second part of the process aka got the job

making 15+ an hour

Still making progress on the issues im having but i hope this really helps
 
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Numb

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Nakazato said:
DAT ASS DOE

went to a test for a job with in 10 mins i got an email for the second part of the process aka got the job

making 15+ an hour

Still making progress on the issues im having but i hope this really helps
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Congrats man. Can only bring improvements or atleast keep you busy.
 
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Parallax

best seen in the classic "Shadow of the Beast"
TheKaeptain said:
Slay,

I met someone that isn't picking up Moon Girl and Devil Dinosaur because they believe the girl is caricature of a cute nerdy young black girl and not real enough for them.

So I responded cool "I'll pick up two copies to support the book." She got pissed.
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this is why i dont raise power levels with people.
 
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double jump

you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Blasian Persuasion said:
17 years ago today Lauryn Hill dropped the classic The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill. Went back to it today and it's still fresh. I'm still disappointed she didn't have a follow-up proper album.
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College dropout is the unofficial sequel to that album.


Nakazato said:
DAT ASS DOE

went to a test for a job with in 10 mins i got an email for the second part of the process aka got the job

making 15+ an hour

Still making progress on the issues im having but i hope this really helps
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Get it mane. Good luck.
 
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Kreed

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Trey said:
get that new hotness, brehs. sponsored by CP Time.
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"Don't say that to K-Pop GAF, they might kill you".

"Listen, if it came down to it I could probably take every body in that thread with one arm...well I won't say that since this Pokemon shit done popped off"

You guys are too much.
 
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MikeBreezy92

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Kreed said:
"Don't say that to K-Pop GAF, they might kill you".

"Listen, if it came down to it I could probably take every body in that thread with one arm...well I won't say that since this Pokemon shit done popped off"

You guys are too much.
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I be wanting to jump in but I'm not there :'(
 
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Numb

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Another F-tier cooking prep/tech/skill. Expect nothing.

Almost 5AM and can't be bothered to cook any actual food? Got you covered.



Ingredients you'll need:

Frozen square pizza(your choice of version)
Chicken nuggets.



The cooking:

Put them both in the oven and leave. Come back in 15 or so.



The prep:

Slice the pizzas in equal square shapes and put the nuggets inbetween like a mini burger.

The drink:



Any will do but make sure to have a bowl because you'll be drinking alot in such a night and a normal cup don't cut it.

And Voilà. I call it the Pizzurgers™ (there was nothing on google)





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Arrange the pizza and and utencils to try to give this thing any class.
 
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Sou Da

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Numb said:
Another F-tier cooking prep/tech/skill. Expect nothing.

Almost 5AM and can't be bothered to cook any actual food? Got you covered.



Ingredients you'll need:

Frozen square pizza(your choice of version)
Chicken nuggets.



The cooking:

Put them both in the oven and leave. Come back in 15 or so.



The prep:

Slice the pizzas in equal square shapes and put the nuggets inbetween like a mini burger.

The drink:



Any will do but make sure to have a bowl because you'll be drinking alot in such a night and a normal cup don't cut it.

And Voilà. I call it the Pizzurgers™ (there was nothing on google)






Arrange the pizza and and utencils to try to give this thing any class.
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Well at least you did it neatly. I can't even laugh at this, the bowl has me legit worried.
 
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Numb

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Gordon Shumway said:
This is where the sadness comes from..
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Wish you could taste it.
Making it for you if we ever meet.
That's the level of cooking you should expect from me.
Sou Da said:
You couldn't even find a straw?

I don't wanna drag that twerk thread down but there a LOT of "well it's because she isn't a black woman" responses that could be made.
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Straws?
Can't remember the last time i used one.
Was probably one of those with the banana or strawberry flavors in them kids use to drink milk with.
 
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Dereck

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Slayven said:
Man that is why black people hate giving stuff to the world, because they lose their minds and wear it out.
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Brehs, I swear, I swear I never saw gifs of women twerking posted so many times on imgur and reddit until after Miley Cyrus made it popular.

Now it's like every other day I see someone getting head over heels for subpar twerking videos, appropriation is a bitch sometimes.
 
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Other dishes i make include a can of tuna with a side of boiled egg and burnt/under cooked tomotoe sauce with plain bread.
I ain't even joking.
 
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