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[TheFlow]

this page man..

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

bruh

i'd fly to Japan and tag in for maria ozawa during her bukkake scene just to get a chance to melt down fergie's left titty meat implant and mold it into a dildo to fuck myself with

God damn it, Harson, wtf? You do this all the time. I'm trying to eat a milk shake.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

He'd clearly do that as well..

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Call an amberlamps

 

[Boombox On]

this page man..

That stuff needs to be kept over there

EDIT: too late.

 

[The Faceless Master]

so ................................






what's everyone been drinking?

 

[Dai101]

I don't know who to respond to, so here's a random gif..

And with my knowledge in jav videos i know where that reptile is going .........

 

[Johndoey]

 

[akira28]

just checked the hennessy bottle and its literally filled with spirits. and like 3 centimeters of cognac.

so its on to spiced rum with this Jones soda citrus flavor.

yep I read that quote and had to pour some mour rume.

I am feeling the lighting and the madeness eirgt about now

 

[Mizerman]

I don't know who to respond to, so here's a random gif..

...I don't even wanna know the context.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Whatever HarSon. Maria Ozawa is no Anri Okita or Hitomi Tanaka.

 

[Professor Beef]

they should've never gave y'all the internet

 

[akira28]

...I don't even wanna know the context.

my first exposure was to this video from Japan with 2 fairly cute women and an eel. An eel that was rather intent on escaping. This I downloaded from Napster or something, as a young teen.

What I know is if there is a penis shaped animal that will fit inside a woman, Japan will make a porn out of it.

It was probably good for my young mind to be shattered so early on.

 

[Shy]

Whatever HarSon. Maria Ozawa is no Anri Okita or Hitomi Tanaka.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

There is some fucked up Japanese porn

 

[LionPride]

Feel like I should be away from technology for a bit more time

 

[Zaverious]

why

 

[Prototype Viktor]

There is some fucked up Japanese porn

But they are chivalrous, the women get got first

 

[bishoptl]

bruh

i'd fly to Japan and tag in for maria ozawa during her bukkake scene just to get a chance to melt down fergie's left titty meat implant and mold it into a dildo to fuck myself with

this is why I come round less than Dy these days

 

[Gordon Shumway]

...I don't even wanna know the context.

Googled random gif..it delivered..

 

[harSon]

this is why I come round less than Dy these days

i get to say whatever i want after the endoscopy procedure i had yesterday

i got new found appreciation for what these blacked models gotta endure

Anyways, I finally finished hunter x hunter and it was really fucking good. Like I can't even watch other shounens anymore cause HxH has me expecting competency from the genre now.

 

[EloquentM]

Y'all need spaghetti jesus

 

[Prototype Viktor]

FOH with these trash anime. Watch the great stuff like Aoi Hana

Spoiler

never seen HxH

 

[harSon]

fuck that shit

i don't watch slice of life anime pillow shows

 

[ChamplooJones]

Sup fam what's good?

*looks at last page*

Lemme go back to playing Phantasy Star.

 

[Dai101]

i get to say whatever i want after the endoscopy procedure i had yesterday

i got new found appreciation for what these blacked models gotta endure.

 

[FeenixRising]

bruh

i'd fly to Japan and tag in for maria ozawa during her bukkake scene just to get a chance to melt down fergie's left titty meat implant and mold it into a dildo to fuck myself with

we got to do better

 

[Prototype Viktor]

fuck that shit

i don't watch slice of life anime pillow shows

I can't live up to your standards dad!

 

[bobbychalkers]

 

[Litan]

bruh

i'd fly to Japan and tag in for maria ozawa during her bukkake scene just to get a chance to melt down fergie's left titty meat implant and mold it into a dildo to fuck myself with

Dont know what part of the cycle this is, but if y'all going to get this nasty, maybe I should take a break from this thread.

 

[TangerineCloud]

I've been knee deep in the embarrassing weaboo trash that is Tokyo Mirage Sessions for the past week, but that shit is still less shameful than these last two pages.

 

[Johndoey]

This thread is beautiful

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

i get to say whatever i want after the endoscopy procedure i had yesterday

i got new found appreciation for what these blacked models gotta endure

Anyways, I finally finished hunter x hunter and it was really fucking good. Like I can't even watch other shounens anymore cause HxH has me expecting competency from the genre now.

But you was unconscious. Unless you was dreaming of an 80cm long black tube being shoved in you.

...

😐

When I got anesthesia, I never had those thoughts.

😑

 

[Gordon Shumway]

To be fair, you're normal..

Morning, darknesses.

 

[Slayven]

I bet Bish has a tab permanently locked on BCT,

That and his Wallpaper is of Windshear the first Black Canadian Superhero.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

To be fair, you're normal..

Morning, darknesses.

Morning brotha.

On my way to a getaway weekend. Kids are in NJ for 5 weeks, me and the wife are playing 'dating'. Been out 4 times in ONE week.

Look at gawd!
💥💆🙌

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Sounds awesome. Enjoy yourselves!

 

[Slayven]

Gordon how is story mode on SF?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

It's Christmas time in NBA land. Dudes been called garbage for two years, signs for 60 million. Hold this L, wait a minute, I'll leave it up on the Hollywood sign. Matter fact, hold two Ls.

Got sport casters begging people to schedule the Lakers for an meeting. Ain't no body got time for that. Nigga, y'all suck and you got a snitch on the team. Fuck all the way out of here. Go have a seat 3 time zones away.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Gordon how is story mode on SF?

Mindnumbingly bad/stupid lol..

 

[shingi70]

go on..

Hmm..please, continue.



You know that shit getting delayed..

Make sure the other woman is Slaven tier looks

When keeping it real goes either way.

Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

 

[BigDes]

Mindnumbingly bad/stupid lol..

Oh thank God

 

[Slayven]

Mindnumbingly bad/stupid lol..

You mean something they pulled out their ass is bad? I am legit shocked

 

[Gordon Shumway]

You mean something they pulled out their ass is bad? I am legit shocked

Pretty much..

 

[Rayven_king]

Its time for another instalment of old man skrength

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttEeFtCgJs8

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

Eh, I would bring it up without mentioning someone specific. Sounds like you have a good thing going. Telling your girl you like her friend seems pointless. Threesomes are great but not like they show in porn. Your dick can only go in one place at a time. You don't shove it in both girls at the same time and unlock a new level. It's a pat on the back but can cause more problems.

If your girl fucks good, then don't fuck it up. Just bring up fantasies, don't be specific, don't give her a list like she's going out to the store, just talk in general. And ask her to go first describing fantasies. If she's interested in the tone of the conversation, she'll ask you. If she doesn't, bail out and keep enjoying your relationship.

If she asks you, blame porn and curiosity.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

You gonna get slapped

 

[Gordon Shumway]

What if he's into that? Don't judge..

 

[Slayven]

Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

you be like trying to nigga rig this shit

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Aren't they remaking that show?