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The Black Culture Thread |OT15| - Equine, Please

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Kreed

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smh @ the last couple of pages.

Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

What ever happens, please don't make a OT thread for advice.
 

harSon

Banned
But you was unconscious. Unless you was dreaming of an 80cm long black tube being shoved in you.

...

😐

When I got anesthesia, I never had those thoughts.

😑

I wasn't unconcious for shit. I just got numbing spray and sedated, but was still somewhat aware of what was going on...
 
Had three bottles of Dragon's milk while out with friends last night. My head is a mild but snotty headache right now.

Well my girlfriend is pretty hot, brown skin, neck length hair, and has pretty nice ass and is a DDD cup. The sex is pretty awesome and she's down for most of the stuff I'm into sexually. She's also super adorable, kind, and nice. She's my soulmate.

Well her best friend is pretty hot and has a similar body type just with smaller boobs, but a much nicer ass. She's light skin and pretty cute. My girlfriend hovers the line between cute and sexy while her friend has a more just pure sexy look if that makes sense.

Long story short she's supposed to be coming down into town next month to see Sucide Squad and then she's coming down later no November for an anime convention were all going and doing cosplay at so I was going to see if my girlfriend wanted to try a threesome even if she is reluctant to share me and vice versa on my part.

We still need to do better.

We all know if it happens, the two girls are gonna smash leaving you in the cold corner of the shower with the :mjcry: face. Its not like I know from personal experience... or anything....
 

Johndoey

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Twenty Hostages Killed in Bangladesh Siege

Updated article.

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http://time.com/4392162/north-carolina-lgbt-law-transgender-revision/

The North Carolina legislature approved minor revisions on Friday to the state’s controversial law limiting protections for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender people, but left unchanged several of the components that have drawn strong criticism.

The law, which passed the General Assembly and will now head to the desk of Governor Pat McCrory, restored workers’ right to sue over employment discrimination but did not add protections on the basis of sexual orientation or gender identity, the Associated Press reported. A spokesman for McCrory told the AP that the governor was “pleased the General Assembly has acted on his request” to change that part of the law.]
 

shingi70

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Damn, shingi70..looks like thou having a foursome!



LOL..

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Kreed

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Quiet, you!

When have you ever seen a good dating/sex advice thread on GAF? They're all disasters unless you like watching the OP ignore 95% of the advice in the thread for the 2-3 posts that agree with what he/she wanted to do in the first place or the OP says something crazy that results in a sea of photoshop followed by Sunhi and a super long summary.
 

LMAO


Lizard lickings and foursomes with horses. Beastiality time in the bct
Still tamer than anything harson says

I did not see that coming..

When have you ever seen a good dating/sex advice thread on GAF? They're all disasters unless you like watching the OP ignore 95% of the advice in the thread for the 2-3 posts that agree with what he/she wanted to do in the first place or the OP says something crazy that results in a sea of photoshop followed by Sunhi and a super long summary.

Why deny us this tho?
 

Dereck

Member
the OP ignore 95% of the advice in the thread for the 2-3 posts that agree with what he/she wanted to do in the first place or the OP says something crazy that results in a sea of photoshop followed by Sunhi and a super long summary.
This is perfect.
 

Johndoey

Banned
I miss hanging out in restaurants for hours and hours at a time. It's a good way to meet people. Met this German dude once, great guy, was on vacation with his wife I think. Absolutely adorable couple.

When have you ever seen a good dating/sex advice thread on GAF? They're all disasters unless you like watching the OP ignore 95% of the advice in the thread for the 2-3 posts that agree with what he/she wanted to do in the first place or the OP says something crazy that results in a sea of photoshop followed by Sunhi and a super long summary.
Isn't that what makes OT worth browsing though?
The OP setting up an echo chamber is always interesting to see.
 
Oh god I am in so much pain from work yesterday and I got to work today. Sweet Hitomi, I beg of you from across the seas, alight on me like the "ok" comic angel and comfort me with your sweet, sweet holy magumbos.
 
getting these. gonna try to track down the Louisiana ones.

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Hard to find, but still the best.

Isn't Deus Ex next month? Or shiiiat, did it get delayed ...

Delayed, but I'm really looking forward to that one.

For the 3some post, bring it up generally...but only if you both watch porn.
Definitely not after sex (she'll think something is wrong) and definitely not when the friend is there. Of course, if could also be best to leave it alone and let sleeping dogs lie if you're really feeling her--3somes generally don't have great effects on long-term relationships.
 
Black Lagoon
Sengoku Basara Season 1 & 2
Death Billiards & Death Parade
Space Patrol Luluco
Kuroko's Basketball
Excel Saga
Shimoneta
Tanaka-kun is Always Listless
Tiger & Bunny
A Wind Named Amnesia

Still waiting for any news on the goddamn NA Blu-Ray release for this show. Don't know why it's taken this long.
 
When have you ever seen a good dating/sex advice thread on GAF? They're all disasters unless you like watching the OP ignore 95% of the advice in the thread for the 2-3 posts that agree with what he/she wanted to do in the first place or the OP says something crazy that results in a sea of photoshop followed by Sunhi and a super long summary.

The only reason /to/ read those threads is to wait for the OP to do the worst possible thing, post the fall out from said action, and to read the Lionel Mandrake summary, look at the Sunhi photoshop, and hear the lamentations of the OP.

Nah, i just mowed the lawn by myself.

Your responses to "Y'all Need Jesus" will always be funny.
 
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