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[Lightning_Roller]

Man some of these GAF how do I do a thing thread are profoundly sad. Like how did you live to adulthood?

And the answer is so damn obvious, I'm surprised most posters arent facepalming while they are typing responses to the OP in shame for the person who asked that question.

 

[Slayven]

......

Damn.

Listen to the words of the god himself Dwayne McDuffie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u16sKK-1oLQ

Man some of these GAF how do I do a thing thread are profoundly sad. Like how did you live to adulthood?

It really is, basic shit. How do the not drown in the shower?

 

[cdyhybrid]

IT might now be PC to have a black man running around with a crowbar

But

Spoiler

Half Life 3

 

[Dereck]

lol

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Listen to the words of the god himself Dwayne McDuffie
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u16sKK-1oLQ

It really is, basic shit. How do the not drown in the shower?

McDuffie is an good dude.

Spoiler

Half Life 3

I already made peace with the fact that Half Life 3 ain't a thing and won't be a thing for quite some time. Especially with some of those prototypes they were working with! I mean really?! A fucking moba?! Night trap esque adventure game?! Nah. Just let it die.

 

[Slayven]

Folks needf to give up thinking Valve is a game company. They are a platform. Why spend money making a game when you get 30 percent from every game out there?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Folks needf to give up thinking Valve is a game company. They are a platform. Why spend money making a game when you get 30 percent from every game out there?

I want portal 3/half life 3.

 

[Malyse]

McDuffie is an good dude.

Was.




Spoilers.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Folks needf to give up thinking Valve is a game company. They are a platform. Why spend money making a game when you get 30 percent from every game out there?

You gotta believe

 

[Lightning_Roller]

I want portal 3/half life 3.

I just want closure to the half life story. I'll even take a damn book at this point.

Was.




Spoilers.

Shit.

Rest in peace, McDuffie. You wonderful person you.

 

[Slayven]

You gotta believe

Believing leads to folks becoming zealots.

And besides you think after all this time HL 3 could live up to the hype? Better to remain a myth then be Duke Nukem Forever

 

[Ross61]

Man some of these GAF how do I do a thing thread are profoundly sad. Like how did you live to adulthood?

I look at some threads that are made in the OT like "Nigga, really?". Like these fools have no common sense.

"This girl who've I have a crush on sent me nudes and says she wants to fuck. What do I do now?"

 

[International Iron Man]

Believing leads to folks becoming zealots.

And besides you think after all this time HL 3 could live up to the hype? Better to remain a myth then be Duke Nukem Forever

Better to die a meme than live long enough to become Duke Nukem Forever.

 

[MaximumSpider]

Folks needf to give up thinking Valve is a game company. They are a platform. Why spend money making a game when you get 30 percent from every game out there?

This. It's time to let go my friends

 

[Slayven]

Is Conan Exiles the first game with a slave system?

 

[Frozenprince]

Is Conan Exiles the first game with a slave system?

I see you haven't seen some of these ARK servers.

(I just want one of these survival Minecraft games to be finished and good)

 

[Dreams-Visions]

Folks needf to give up thinking Valve is a game company. They are a platform. Why spend money making a game when you get 30 percent from every game out there?

Idunno fam. My 5,000 Dota 2 hours and 2,000 TF2 hours suggest otherwise.

I guess if I wasn't interested in playing the games they make, maybe I'd be on the same picket line pretending they don't make games anymore too. They reality, however, is that Dota 2, CSGo and TF2 have been in the top 5 most played games on Steam since like forever.

 

[Slayven]

I see you haven't seen some of these ARK servers.

(I just want one of these survival Minecraft games to be finished and good)

You grown enough to know you will probably only see one.

I always heard bad things about ARK's performance. I love me some Dino Riders, but not janky..

Idunno fam. My 5,000 Dota 2 hours and 2,000 TF2 hours suggest otherwise.

I guess if I wasn't interested in playing the games they make, maybe I'd be on the same picket line pretending they don't make games anymore too. They reality, however, is that Dota 2, CSGo and TF2 have been in the top 5 most played games on Steam since like forever.

Games that are 4, 5, and 10 years old. I mean it is nothing to throw a few interns on patches and hats. But full bore game development is another thing.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Believing leads to folks becoming zealots.

And besides you think after all this time HL 3 could live up to the hype? Better to remain a myth then be Duke Nukem Forever

Eh when they actually release games they are quality. Portal, L4D, etc.

 

[Sch1sm]

I haven't played a Valve game since L4D2.

 

[Slayven]

Eh when they actually release games they are quality. Portal, L4D, etc.

I am just asking questions

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I could use a new portal..

 

[Lightning_Roller]

You know what would be awesome? BCT game nights. Like every two weeks or so we all get get together on discord or something and play a PC game or something. Hell, even online board games, that online arcade service whatever its name was, something. We should all get together and have a ball.

I don't know, just a suggestion.

 

[Sch1sm]

You know what would be awesome? BCT game nights. Like every two weeks or so we all get get together on discord or something and play a PC game or something. Hell, even online board games, that online arcade service whatever its name was, something. We should all get together and have a ball.

I don't know, just a suggestion.

Never gonna work.

 

[Slayven]

I could use a new portal..

and Salt & Pepper

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Good luck with that..

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Never gonna work.

Yeah, you right.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

and Salt & Pepper

May 9th, right? Gotta send you a joke book..

 

[Slayven]

May 9th, right? Gotta send you a joke book..

When you going to play a real fighter like Primal Fury, Eternal Champions or Virtua Fighter?

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Virtua Fighter was amazing. Wolf was good, Akira was alright, but Lion was my dude. That mantis style man....

 

[Gordon Shumway]

When you going to play a real fighter like Primal Fury, Eternal Champions or Virtua Fighter?

When them time crystals take me back to the 90s..and it'll be Tobal No. 1 and Ehrgeiz..

 

[Frozenprince]

Yakuza 6 bringing Virtua Fighter back.

Believe.

 

[Slayven]

Was the Yazuka zombie game good?

 

[Malyse]

I want Valve to just introduce some brand new IP. It would be hilarious.

I just made a fun thread.

 

[Secret Fawful]

Believing leads to folks becoming zealots.

And besides you think after all this time HL 3 could live up to the hype? Better to remain a myth then be Duke Nukem Forever

If they started it from scratch and made a more impressive physics showcase again with the graphics of RE7, I think it would do alright.

 

[XiaNaphryz]

From the NBA thread:

Sage Steele is trending on Twitter right now over this

NUFF ‏@nuffsaidNY 3 hours ago
Sage Steele makes Stacey Dash look like Harriet Tubman.

RespectMyGame ‏@battletested5 4 hours ago
Sage Steele would have told Dr. Martin Luther King that she wasnt able to catch a cab because his March in Selma disrupted cab service

aaron charlow ‏@acharlowmedia 223 minutes ago
Sage Steele would complain to the waitress about the inconsiderate people hogging seats at the counter.

Omar ‏@omartheprogram 33 minutes ago
*Sage Steele reading Anne Frank's Diary out loud in class*

*raises hand*

*Asks teacher if Anne Frank was an illegal immigrant to Holland*

Desus Nice ‏@desusnice 4 hours ago
"Ma'am we don't have time for this, some of us are trying to get home" - sage steele to Rosa parks

Joseph Howze ‏@outlandgraphics 38 minutes ago
Sage Steele would've told Malcolm X "Plymouth Rock missed me entirely"

 

[cdyhybrid]

From the NBA thread:

That ain't new from her, unfortunately. Her and Michelle Tafoya...

 

[Johndoey]

Was the Yazuka zombie game good?

No not really.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

That ain't new from her, unfortunately. Her and Michelle Tafoya...

Yup yup..

 

[International Iron Man]

I can't wait until we get rid of Trump and we can start taking out the trash that are NuBlacks, from David Clarke and Ben Carson down the line to Raven and Stacey Dash. Then we take out the hoteps and close their 3rd eye up with a blessed kick in the face.

 

[Frozenprince]

Was the Yazuka zombie game good?

I liked it, but it leans too much on guns over the hand to hand combat the series is actually good at

That ain't new from her, unfortunately. Her and Michelle Tafoya...

Tafoya got some DEEP issues.

 

[Prototype Viktor]

From the NBA thread:

Sage just thinking about Nana Ruth

 

[Forearm Star]

It really is, basic shit. How do the not drown in the shower?

When it happens, they'll be sure to make a thread about it

 

[Lightning_Roller]

When it happens, they'll be sure to make a thread about it

Guys, my bathroom is filling up with water, what do I do?

 

[LionPride]

Sage Steele says dumb shit, what else is new...

 

[Forearm Star]

I can't wait until we get rid of Trump and we can start taking out the trash that are NuBlacks, from David Clarke and Ben Carson down the line to Raven and Stacey Dash. Then we take out the hoteps and close their 3rd eye up with a blessed kick in the face.

Can't we have a hotep/alt right royal rumble first though??

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Can't we have a hotep/alt right royal rumble first though??

Last one standing gets a punch in the nads by Darryl with a pair of plastic knuckles on.

 

[Malyse]

What if part of the Secret Service is on the Resistance and lets someone get close enough to Trump to punch him in the face and escape?

 

[BigDes]

When it happens, they'll be sure to make a thread about it

GUYS WARM RAIN IS FALLING FROM A LARGE PIPE IN MY BATHROOM

BUT I AM INSIDE WHAT DO?

 

[Gordon Shumway]

lol..Warn rain.