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[International Iron Man]

That's why short cats get no play.

Don't be a hater. Whenever short guy slander comes out I know someone is sleeping in a lonely cold twin bed tonight.

 

[Malyse]

Don't be a hater. Whenever short guy slander comes out I know someone is sleeping in a lonely cold twin bed tonight.

Yeah.

The short guy.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

That's why short cats get no play.

Hey woah, I'm not that short. Not at all. I'm like 5'7".

 

[Gordon Shumway]

That's why short cats get no play.

LOL

Yeah.

The short guy.

LMAO

 

[International Iron Man]

Yeah.

The short guy.

Nah, its usually the 6'2" nigga with his feet dangling over the edge rolled up lookin like an oversized polish sausage.

 

[Shy]

That's why short cats get no play.

 

[Frozenprince]

Y'all gotta invest in the glory that is a king size bed.

 

[International Iron Man]

Y'all gotta invest in the glory that is a king size bed.

Step ya weight up and get a California king. You can do some cirque de solei sex shit in there and never even see the edge.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Someone's a little bit tipsy...

 

[Malyse]

Nah, its usually the 6'2" nigga with his feet dangling over the edge rolled up lookin like an oversized polish sausage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrjStSqu_w4

They walk around telling great big lies.

 

[SENPAIatLARGE]

I cant believe they want to charge me 156 dollars so I can learn how to use windows 10, an operating system I have had for a year. College is dumb sometimes.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

I cant believe they want to charge me 156 dollars so I can learn how to use windows 10, an operating system I have had for a year. College is dumb sometimes.

College-Lose more money than you earn.

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Step ya weight up and get a California king. You can do some cirque de solei sex shit in there and never even see the edge.

California king is definitely goat.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Be tall af and don't even play basketball smh

 

[Gordon Shumway]

 

[International Iron Man]

Be tall af and don't even play basketball smh

Right.

I tell tall niggas to shut they minimum wage ass up and get me that expensive shit off the top shelf for 7.25 an hour.

 

[SENPAIatLARGE]

Be tall af and don't even play basketball smh

Jandro's true form?

 

[Malyse]

Be tall af and don't even play basketball smh

 

[LionPride]

How do you "used to be an introvert?"

An extrovert as I understand is someone who needs to be around people in order to gain and maintain energy and generally just operate optimally. An introvert as I understand it is someone who needs to be alone to do those things.

Yeah, I used to need to be alone. Now I'm high energy like all the time, I operate at my highest levels when I can bounce off of people, I like being around people.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Jandro's true form?

Don't bother..

 

[Zekes!]

I'm a glorious 5'9

 

[Izuna]

Well done steak or nothing for me, brah.

We still cool though, right Izuna?

fam

That would be me bruh👀. Don't tell me how to order my Wagyu I need all the bacteria cooked out. Naw, though I've myself grilled it medium well when staying in Japan.

may as well buy some frozen corned beef and microwave it

Argue with my boy about this all the time.
The fuck is up with getting your steak well done?!

Lol we went to fancy steak house and they refused to make it well done for him


Medium-rare or medium for me thanks!

Worst part is when they then say they don't like Steak...

~~

y'all cool, but understand that the red liquid ain't blood. It's myoglobin ~~ a steak that's been hung up can be blue without it

 

[International Iron Man]

Yeah, I used to need to be alone. Now I'm high energy like all the time, I operate at my highest levels when I can bounce off of people, I like being around people.

The reverse happened to me.

When I was in the Marines, younger, traveling the world, I constantly wanted to be around other people, other cultures, strange places, etc. It was so dope.

Now in my early 30s, I'm like "leave me the fuck alone breh."

I get my little socializing done by hitting cigar bars and whatnot.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Jandro racist. Just because I'm black doesn't mean i hoop.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Be 8 feet tall and sit at a desk all day

 

[International Iron Man]

Be 8 feet tall and sit at a desk all day

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5zVZT8mXwg

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Would this be a bad time to say I don't like sports except racing? I don't mean nascar, but like rally car racing.

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Be 8 feet tall and sit at a desk all day

 

[Alligatorjandro]

lol

 

[Izuna]

so uh

Spoiler

just as I thought

if it's been out of commission for 2 years, nothing is breaking through that barrier

 

[International Iron Man]

Would this be a bad time to say I don't like sports except racing? I don't mean nascar, but like rally car racing.

I only watch the playoffs of basketball, football, and hockey, but I'll watch F1 racing literally anytime its on.

 

[LionPride]

The reverse happened to me.

When I was in the Marines, younger, traveling the world, I constantly wanted to be around other people, other cultures, strange places, etc. It was so dope.

Now in my early 30s, I'm like "leave me the fuck alone breh."

I get my little socializing done by hitting cigar bars and whatnot.

I used to be the nigga who would just hang out with the folks I know at parties and shit, now I just wanna meet new folks and talk. Going to this private school for a month a couple years ago during the summer changed me. Had my glow up and everything

 

[Secret Fawful]

That's why short cats get no play.

I'll get on my stilts and fart in your face if you talk shit about my height.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

I only watch the playoffs of basketball, football, and hockey, but I'll watch F1 racing literally anytime its on.

Nice.

 

[Forearm Star]

https://instagram.com/p/BP6INRaAwrF/

Hot damn

 

[Gordon Shumway]

I'll get on my stilts and fart in your face if you talk shit about my height.

That's a lot of wood..😏

https://instagram.com/p/BP6INRaAwrF/

Hot damn

LMAO Beautiful..

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

noooooooooo

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Jesus💀

 

[Shy]

I see we've entered the fuckery phase of the cycle.

https://instagram.com/p/BP6INRaAwrF/

Hot damn

 

[Johndoey]

Synchronicity 1

 

[Lightning_Roller]

https://instagram.com/p/BP6INRaAwrF/

Hot damn

I want that shirt and I would wear it with pride.

 

[International Iron Man]

I used to be the nigga who would just hang out with the folks I know at parties and shit, now I just wanna meet new folks and talk. Going to this private school for a month a couple years ago during the summer changed me. Had my glow up and everything

Age difference.

I was on a steadily upwards slope of extroversion from high school all the way til I ended up in prison, then that definitely made me keep to myself. I'm extroverted when it comes to gettin money and nothing more.

 

[4 is a cutie]

https://instagram.com/p/BP6INRaAwrF/

Hot damn

I'd wear this but like MJ said "Im a lover not a fighter"

 

[Secret Fawful]

That's a lot of wood..😏

That's what your momma said the other night.

You're turning me into Slay NOOOOOOOOOOO

 

[Gordon Shumway]

That's what your momma said the other night.

You're turning me into Slay NOOOOOOOOOOO

You fucked her ashes? Do you, homie..😐

 

[International Iron Man]

That's what your momma said the other night.

You're turning me into Slay NOOOOOOOOOOO

His mom Asian?

 

[Slayven]

GORDON!!!!! NIGGGAAAAA THEY GOING TO GET ME !!!!!!!

 

[Lightning_Roller]

GORDON!!!!! NIGGGAAAAA THEY GOING TO GET ME !!!!!!!

What the fuck did you do?!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

GORDON!!!!! NIGGGAAAAA THEY GOING TO GET ME !!!!!!!

LMAO! Was just thinking it! 😂

 

[excelsiorlef]

Guys I found a Nana Ruther in the wild


https://www.instagram.com/p/BP4TLbAFYiG/

Some ESPN lady