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[Sch1sm]

The cherry blossoms this year are looking pitiful. Smh well at least I got a laugh at seeing tourists that do not respect the environment (so much litter was everywhere by the cherry blossoms) spent money to come here and see them only for them to come and be disappointed.

The tail end of winter is pretty disgusting year after year. People are finding needles/used syringes on the ground in this city.

I can't be Muslim, I don't even like Harem anime

Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.

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What exactly do you think Islam is?

 

[FeenixRising]

Don't be like Slayven and pay your zakat like the decent muslim you are

You and that woman who memorized Drake's entire verse in Aston Martin Music aren't even American!

Tryna throw us under the bus in Trump's America

 

[Sch1sm]

You and that woman who memorized Drake's entire verse in Aston Martin Music aren't even American!

Tryna throw us under the bus in Trump's America

I've actually never heard that track.

 

[Numb]

You and that woman who memorized Drake's entire verse in Aston Martin Music aren't even American!

Tryna throw us under the bus in Trump's America

You onto us

 

[Izuna]

I can't be Muslim either, I can't grow facial hair.

 

[caliph95]

The tail end of winter is pretty disgusting year after year. People are finding needles/used syringes on the ground in this city.



Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.

Spoiler

What exactly do you think Islam is?

Nah sounds about right you need a minimum of 4 concubines to be a muslim

 

[Numb]

I can't be Muslim either, I can't grow facial hair.

Disqualified!!

 

[Sch1sm]

I can't be Muslim either, I can't grow facial hair.

That's not mandatory. Stop lying to him, Numb, we gotta educate.

Nah sounds about right you need a minimum of 4 concubines to be a muslim

Since you're still here, man:

Where you're from -
Where you live -
What is your age? -
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy -
Do you know your roots -
Favorite musical genre -
Your profession/major/career interest -
Your religious affiliation -
Hobbies -
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? -
Marvel or DC? -
Favorite superhero? -
Anime or Nah? -
Favorite sport and team? -
What's your favorite Disney movie? -
What's your favorite video game and genre?

 

[Numb]

That's not mandatory. Stop lying to him, Numb, we gotta educate.

Sorry
That was just my bias ;_;

 

[Sch1sm]

Sorry
That was just my bias ;_;

It's not his fault that you look like a 17yo running away from the authorities without a beard.

 

[FeenixRising]

I've actually never heard that track.

What kinda of Torontonian are you? smh

You onto us

I knew it! When the cheeto plague spreads to that snowy abyss you live in you'll regret your actions Mokujin!!

 

[Gordon Shumway]

No Rashid beard? No service..

It's not his fault that you look like a 17yo running away from the authorities without a beard.

LOL It's funny because it's true..

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Sorry
That was just my bias ;_;

I have a great goatee without sideburns. Am I allowed in?

In all seriousness, I've practiced a hybrid of Christianity, Judaism and Islam for the past 16 years

You and that woman who memorized Drake's entire verse in Aston Martin Music aren't even American!

Tryna throw us under the bus in Trump's America

You just passed slayven's "good ones" test. You can keep your Lexus

 

[caliph95]

That's not mandatory. Stop lying to him, Numb, we gotta educate.



Since you're still here, man:

Do i just post it in the thread

 

[Sch1sm]

What kinda of Torontonian are you? smh



I knew it! When the cheeto plague spreads to that snowy abyss you live in you'll regret your actions Mokujin!!

The kind that doesn't listen to every single Drake feature and track.

Do i just post it in the thread

Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with putting in public.

 

[Numb]

It's not his fault that you look like a 17yo running away from the authorities without a beard.

That's not exclusive to me look weird/younger without

What kinda of Torontonian are you? smh



I knew it! When the cheeto plague spreads to that snowy abyss you live in you'll regret your actions Mokujin!!

He already name dropped us
We laughed tho

No Rashid beard? No service..

Should put that on a store entrance

I have a great goatee without sideburns. Am I allowed in?

In all seriousness, I've practiced a hybrid of Christianity, Judaism and Islam for the past 16 years



You just passed slayven's "good ones" test. You can keep your Lexus

Goatee?
Are you perhaps evil?

 

[Slayven]

The tail end of winter is pretty disgusting year after year. People are finding needles/used syringes on the ground in this city.



Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.

Spoiler

What exactly do you think Islam is?

Can't eat pork, have bean pies, and marry a lot of women

 

[Zekes!]

Does Drake even rep Canada or just Toronto?

We need a West Coast Drake

 

[Izuna]

Disqualified!!

Won't the imam pay for my testosterone treatment?

 

[Numb]

Will the imam pay for my testosterone treatment?

We have the best beard transplanting technology in the world

 

[Crimson_Gold]

Goatee?
Are you perhaps evil?

Perhaps. I just see it as the Native American in me fighting back.

 

[Slayven]

Does Drake even rep Canada or just Toronto?

We need a West Coast Drake

He rep whatever gets hem liked the most, like his love for the Raptors

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Can't eat pork, have bean pies, and marry a lot of women

 

[Numb]

Perhaps. I just see it as the Native American in me fighting back.

lol
Goatees are those things that easy to ruin
But looks good if pulled of

Never styled my beard in any way other than natural tho

 

[FeenixRising]

The kind that doesn't listen to every single Drake feature and track.

Lies.

Next you're gonna tell me your local mosque doesn't play 'Know Yourself' during Fajr every morning.

 

[Darryl M R]

He rep whatever gets hem liked the most, like his love for the Raptors

Hardly home but always reppin

Uptown was one of the first songs I heard with Drake in it.

 

[Sch1sm]

Can't eat pork, have bean pies, and marry a lot of women

What on Earth is a bean pie?

You can marry a maximum of a 4 women, but that isn't exactly legal in the Western World, anyway. At least, you can't marry and have the government recognize all of them, but you can in the religious sense. You can also only marry that many if you have the means to provide for them all, however.

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I hate that this is a thing, tbh.

Does Drake even rep Canada or just Toronto?

We need a West Coast Drake

Just the 6ix.

Lies.

Next you're gonna tell me your local mosque doesn't play 'Know Yourself' during Fajr every morning.

Implying I go to the mosque every morning, or more than twice a year. That's cute.

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Does Drake even rep Canada or just Toronto?

We need a West Coast Drake

Eh the world don't need more Drakes. Just go with kdot or any other west coast rapper.

 

[FeenixRising]

Implying I go to the mosque every morning, or more than twice a year. That's cute.

My boy does... for every prayer. Apologies for the assumption Schizz

 

[Numb]

What on Earth is a bean pie?

You can marry a maximum of a 4 women, but that isn't exactly legal in the Western World, anyway. At least, you can't marry and have the government recognize all of them, but you can in the religious sense. You can also only marry that many if you have the means to provide for them all, however.

Spoiler

I hate that this is a thing, tbh.

Just the 6ix.



Implying I go to the mosque every morning, or more than twice a year. That's cute.

My grandma has some interesting ideas about polygamy

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My boy does... for every prayer. Apologies for the assumption Schizz

Mosque being outside window has benefits

 

[Slayven]

Giving up bacon seems fair for a squad of sister-wives. Folks can't have it all

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Giving up bacon seems fair for a squad of sister-wives. Folks can't have it all

Hell nah..

 

[Sch1sm]

My boy does... for every prayer. Apologies for the assumption Schizz

The reality is that it's mostly men who attend the mosque regularly. Not that I'm bothered by it. I can barely wake up in the morning for Fajr, let alone get to the nearest mosque.

It's not even that far away. 3 lights. Like a 5 minute walk, real quick drive. I'd never, though.

 

[caliph95]

Where you're from - Nigerian
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - Hausa
Do you know your roots - Not really
Favorite musical genre - Rap and the occasional r&b and indie rock
Your religious affiliation - Kinda obvious
Hobbies - TV, Comics, occasional hiking
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - neither i eat schwarma at The Central Masjid (Popeyes)
Marvel or DC? - Valiant and Vertigo

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(Marvel)

Favorite superhero? - Different answers different day, today probably either Daredevil or Black Panther
Anime or Nah? - Anime is haram brother, but yes anime
Favorite sport and team? - Atheist, don't believe in sports
What's your favorite Disney movie? - Let's go with Toy Story 2
What's your favorite video game and genre? probably Mass effect 2 or Last of us, don't really have a preference

 

[Numb]

Most women show up during eid

 

[Zekes!]

Eh the world don't need more Drakes. Just go with kdot or any other west coast rapper.

Aight, we need a Canadian Kendrick then

Where these Vancouver rappers at

 

[Gordon Shumway]

Most women show up during eid

I feel so bad..read that as ied.

 

[Numb]

Where you're from - Nigerian
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - Hausa
Do you know your roots - Not really
Favorite musical genre - Rap and the occasional r&b and indie rock
Your religious affiliation - Kinda obvious
Hobbies - TV, Comics, occasional hiking
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - neither i eat schwarma at The Central Masjid (Popeyes)
Marvel or DC? - Valiant and Vertigo

Spoiler

(Marvel)

Favorite superhero? - Different answers different day, today probably either Daredevil or Black Panther
Anime or Nah? - Anime is haram brother, but yes anime
Favorite sport and team? - Atheist, don't believe in sports
What's your favorite Disney movie? - Let's go with Toy Story 2
What's your favorite video game and genre? probably Mass effect 2 or Last of us, don't really have a preference

Welcome
Expect a framed picture of the most famous living muslim in the mail from me

 

[FeenixRising]

The reality is that it's mostly men who attend the mosque regularly. Not that I'm bothered by it. I can barely wake up in the morning for Fajr, let alone get to the nearest mosque.

It's not even that far away. 3 lights. Like a 5 minute walk, real quick drive. I'd never, though.

All the while running through the 6ix with your woes.

Welcome
Expect a framed picture of the most famous living muslim in the mail from me

Tis the truth, Rick Ross has a line on his new album saying he heard Obama whisper As-salāmu ʿalaykum.

Conservatives told me that's the hail hydra of the moose lamb world. Is it true Numb?

 

[Izuna]

We have the best beard transplanting technology in the world

Haha, I just imagined a Muslim twist on Sweeny Todd, where he gets brothers wanting to shave their beards.

"I'm gunna speed up your judgement bruv"

 

[caliph95]

Welcome
Expect a framed picture of the most famous living muslim in the mail from me

Probably should have said Aladdin missed opportunity.

Also how did you get a picture of our Top Shakira agent, that is haram you know.

 

[Numb]

All the while running through the 6ix with your woes.



Tis the truth, Rick Ross has a line on his new album saying he heard Obama whisper As-salāmu ʿalaykum.

Conservatives told me that's the hail hydra of the moose lamb world. Is it true Numb?

Rick Ross is a man to trust

I feel so bad..read that as ied.

First it was the Jews
Now the Mooselambs
Gordon must be stopped

Probably should have said Aladdin missed opportunity.

Also how did you get a picture of our Top Shakira agent, that is haram you know.

I'd rather it be the President of the US instead of some broke ass thief

 

[EstoyBlackWaldo]

Aight, we need a Canadian Kendrick then

Where these Vancouver rappers at

Hmmm only one I can think of is Moka only, he's not the most exciting but he's not bad. Been around for a while. I don't really care for other Van rappers, like Madchild he's whack.

 

[Darryl M R]

I just found out that Phil LaMarr voices Samurai Jack. He's always in great shows

 

[Numb]

I didn't know Phil LaMarr voiced Samurai Jack

How is this possible

 

[MaximumSpider]

Good morning BCT!
My P5 copy will be here on Tuesday, I'm so happy.

 

[Izuna]

How is this possible

He goes to a recording studio, speaks into a microphone and they put it with the video.

 

[Darryl M R]

How is this possible

That I didn't know or that he can have the range to voice Jack? I'm surprised that the voice actor isn't Asian just to mitigate concerns

Spoiler

Or that you can quote a brother before his ninja edit goes through

 

[Numb]

He goes to a recording studio, speaks into a microphone and they put it with the video.

I knew he was Jack
Thought everyone did is all
Kinda famous
But it seems like no matter how famous a VA gets people will still not know

That I didn't know or that he can have the range to voice Jack?

Spoiler

Or that you can quote a brother before his ninja edit goes through

Gotta be quick

 

[Crimson_Gold]

I just realized something, we got religion. Idk what's going to happen next.

Will Slayven stop slandering Gordon's cooking?
Will Jandro stop being a horse?
Will Vic make a good mixtape?
Will the cookout actually happen?

See you next Sunday. Remember to wear your best, God is watching.