The tail end of winter is pretty disgusting year after year. People are finding needles/used syringes on the ground in this city.
Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.
What exactly do you think Islam is?
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The Black Culture Thread |OT18| - Ma-ma-ma-MAXIMUM! Haram Achieved
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The tail end of winter is pretty disgusting year after year. People are finding needles/used syringes on the ground in this city.
Sounds like the perfect candidate to me.
FeenixRising
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You and that woman who memorized Drake's entire verse in Aston Martin Music aren't even American!
Tryna throw us under the bus in Trump's America
I've actually never heard that track.
You onto us
Nah sounds about right you need a minimum of 4 concubines to be a muslim
Disqualified!!
That's not mandatory. Stop lying to him, Numb, we gotta educate.
Since you're still here, man:
It's not his fault that you look like a 17yo running away from the authorities without a beard.
FeenixRising
Banned
What kinda of Torontonian are you? smh
I knew it! When the cheeto plague spreads to that snowy abyss you live in you'll regret your actions Mokujin!!
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Crimson_Gold
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I have a great goatee without sideburns. Am I allowed in?
In all seriousness, I've practiced a hybrid of Christianity, Judaism and Islam for the past 16 years
You just passed slayven's "good ones" test. You can keep your Lexus
Do i just post it in the thread
The kind that doesn't listen to every single Drake feature and track.
Yeah, whatever you're comfortable with putting in public.
That's not exclusive to me look weird/younger without
He already name dropped us
We laughed tho
Should put that on a store entrance
Goatee?
Are you perhaps evil?
Can't eat pork, have bean pies, and marry a lot of women
Won't the imam pay for my testosterone treatment?
We have the best beard transplanting technology in the world
Crimson_Gold
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Perhaps. I just see it as the Native American in me fighting back.
Gordon Shumway
Banned
lol
Goatees are those things that easy to ruin
But looks good if pulled of
Never styled my beard in any way other than natural tho
FeenixRising
Banned
Lies.
Next you're gonna tell me your local mosque doesn't play 'Know Yourself' during Fajr every morning.
Darryl M R
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He rep whatever gets hem liked the most, like his love for the Raptors
Hardly home but always reppin
Uptown was one of the first songs I heard with Drake in it.
What on Earth is a bean pie?
You can marry a maximum of a 4 women, but that isn't exactly legal in the Western World, anyway. At least, you can't marry and have the government recognize all of them, but you can in the religious sense. You can also only marry that many if you have the means to provide for them all, however.
I hate that this is a thing, tbh.
Just the 6ix.
Implying I go to the mosque every morning, or more than twice a year. That's cute.
EstoyBlackWaldo
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Eh the world don't need more Drakes. Just go with kdot or any other west coast rapper.
FeenixRising
Banned
My boy does... for every prayer. Apologies for the assumption Schizz
My grandma has some interesting ideas about polygamy
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Mosque being outside window has benefits
Gordon Shumway
Banned
Hell nah..
The reality is that it's mostly men who attend the mosque regularly. Not that I'm bothered by it. I can barely wake up in the morning for Fajr, let alone get to the nearest mosque.
It's not even that far away. 3 lights. Like a 5 minute walk, real quick drive. I'd never, though.
Where you're from - Nigerian
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - Hausa
Do you know your roots - Not really
Favorite musical genre - Rap and the occasional r&b and indie rock
Your religious affiliation - Kinda obvious
Hobbies - TV, Comics, occasional hiking
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - neither i eat schwarma at The Central Masjid (Popeyes)
Marvel or DC? - Valiant and Vertigo
Favorite superhero? - Different answers different day, today probably either Daredevil or Black Panther
Anime or Nah? - Anime is haram brother, but yes anime
Favorite sport and team? - Atheist, don't believe in sports
What's your favorite Disney movie? - Let's go with Toy Story 2
What's your favorite video game and genre? probably Mass effect 2 or Last of us, don't really have a preference
Your cultural heritage, lineage and genealogy - Hausa
Do you know your roots - Not really
Favorite musical genre - Rap and the occasional r&b and indie rock
Your religious affiliation - Kinda obvious
Hobbies - TV, Comics, occasional hiking
KFC, Popeye's, Churches, or Bojangles? - neither i eat schwarma at The Central Masjid (Popeyes)
Marvel or DC? - Valiant and Vertigo
(Marvel)
Anime or Nah? - Anime is haram brother, but yes anime
Favorite sport and team? - Atheist, don't believe in sports
What's your favorite Disney movie? - Let's go with Toy Story 2
What's your favorite video game and genre? probably Mass effect 2 or Last of us, don't really have a preference
Gordon Shumway
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I feel so bad..read that as ied.
FeenixRising
Banned
All the while running through the 6ix with your woes.
Tis the truth, Rick Ross has a line on his new album saying he heard Obama whisper As-salāmu ʿalaykum.
Conservatives told me that's the hail hydra of the moose lamb world. Is it true Numb?
Haha, I just imagined a Muslim twist on Sweeny Todd, where he gets brothers wanting to shave their beards.
"I'm gunna speed up your judgement bruv"
Probably should have said Aladdin missed opportunity.
Also how did you get a picture of our Top Shakira agent, that is haram you know.
Rick Ross is a man to trust
First it was the Jews
Now the Mooselambs
Gordon must be stopped
I'd rather it be the President of the US instead of some broke ass thief
EstoyBlackWaldo
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Hmmm only one I can think of is Moka only, he's not the most exciting but he's not bad. Been around for a while. I don't really care for other Van rappers, like Madchild he's whack.
Darryl M R
Member
I just found out that Phil LaMarr voices Samurai Jack. He's always in great shows
How is this possible
MaximumSpider
Banned
Good morning BCT!
My P5 copy will be here on Tuesday, I'm so happy.
My P5 copy will be here on Tuesday, I'm so happy.
He goes to a recording studio, speaks into a microphone and they put it with the video.
Darryl M R
Member
That I didn't know or that he can have the range to voice Jack? I'm surprised that the voice actor isn't Asian just to mitigate concerns
Or that you can quote a brother before his ninja edit goes through
I knew he was Jack
Thought everyone did is all
Kinda famous
But it seems like no matter how famous a VA gets people will still not know
Gotta be quick
Crimson_Gold
Member
I just realized something, we got religion. Idk what's going to happen next.
Will Slayven stop slandering Gordon's cooking?
Will Jandro stop being a horse?
Will Vic make a good mixtape?
Will the cookout actually happen?
See you next Sunday. Remember to wear your best, God is watching.
Will Slayven stop slandering Gordon's cooking?
Will Jandro stop being a horse?
Will Vic make a good mixtape?
Will the cookout actually happen?
See you next Sunday. Remember to wear your best, God is watching.
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