Rayven_king
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I'd uppercut those shades clean off
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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|
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I'd uppercut those shades clean off
i wouldnt have to. whats joe gonna do? fight me or try to serenade me?
Devolution
Member
You don't really have them. I'm so glad my best friend doesn't simp. I've always been grateful he complains sometimes when I ask him for a favor. Let's me know he's not like "yes ma'am can I get your groceries too?" I don't know how good women put up with that shit.
girls that hit dudes with the "your girl wont love you like i will" shit, or ones that do things for you in hopes of sex? because to be honest i havent encountered either.
i love mountain dew. some of the flavors are hit and miss though(baja blast is fucking delicious. too bad its only at taco bell)
Professor Beef
Banned
You're a homewrecker, regardless of gender, if you actually succeed in ending the relationship and become the new boy/girlfriend.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Not a fan of Mountain Dew. I'll drink it if it's all there is but that stuff is just syrup and water, moreso than the average soda. There's just something extra gross about The Dew.
I hear hillbillies can't get enough of it.
I hear hillbillies can't get enough of it.
Yeah most of friends at work fit the hillbilly stereotype and goddamn they drink it like its flowing from between kim k's legs...
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Yeah you're right. Just a dream.Parallax said:
Mountain Dew always did seem like a white trash sort of thing. Not sure if it dates back to their old school marketing or if it's because of the modern correlation with hardcore gamer bros. Dated a girl who drank a medium size of it from her local gas station every day. She's from Michigan, fits the stereotype. Personally I don't like it but I did like Code Red FWIW.
Devolution
Member
You can't truly be a homewrecker of a home that's so internally fucked up. Basically the house is already condemned they just took the dynamite or ball to it.
Baja Blast, brah. Not a big fan of the other flavors.
Professor Beef
Banned
Baja Blast is essentially toilet water. I wouldn't give it to my worst enemy.
For $5 I can eat like a king there. Love me some Taco Bell.
what the fuck beef? this is double fail in one post.
Devolution
Member
Taco Bell just seems so gross to me now. Getting cheap tacos at genuine mexican places makes taco bell seem all kinds of useless.
Yeah... I'd rather hit a taco stand. Even without a heath and safety inspection, its almost guaranteed to be less likely to give you stomach herpes.
Mountain dew was another name for moonshine back in the day. Mainly because mountain men were the only ones making it, and the really good stuff was clear as water and glistened like dew. Plus they needed a codeword to keep things secret from the tax police.
And I think the lore goes that the person who created the soda made it as an alternative to corn whiskey. Or alternatively maybe he made it as a mixer. I'll have to try that the next time I run into white lightning.
And for real, isn't it about dat Mello Yello down south? I didn't know many people who did the Dew.
And I think the lore goes that the person who created the soda made it as an alternative to corn whiskey. Or alternatively maybe he made it as a mixer. I'll have to try that the next time I run into white lightning.
And for real, isn't it about dat Mello Yello down south? I didn't know many people who did the Dew.
Supermanisdead
Member
Mountain Dew is alright, but I heard a lot of weird stories when I was a kid so I don't drink it anymore.
FreeMufasa
Junior Member
My ex once said to me "baby ill never cheat on you, even if Joe was standing in front of me"
3 seconds for Joe to swoop in and 2 for her to make up her mind.
she fucked joe
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I love Mountain Dew.And Taco Bell.
Fuck the police.
Fuck the police.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Alligatorjandro
Banned
Misunderstood
eskimo brothers.
The Faceless Master
Member
i love dew.
livewire was the only orange soda i ever liked!
i don't dislike Taco Bell, it's just pretty low on the totem pole of fast food choices for me.
magnificent83
Member
My condolences to you and yours, CaptMcBlack, it sucks that it happened that way
I don't drink sodas at all, and rarely eat meat but I did go to taco bell for the free taco today.
They aren't the only place with 5 buck deals my man, you can do better than the bell.
They probably don't understand how you live the opposite either broette
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They aren't the only place with 5 buck deals my man, you can do better than the bell.
They probably don't understand how you live the opposite either broette
.Devolution
Member
They probably don't understand how you live the opposite either broette
Yeah they probably like having butlers far too much.
Professor Beef
Banned
Damn, you've got my sympathies capt.
The Faceless Master
Member
aww man, as soon as i read this, i knew what thread i had to read first (Sandy thread for those who don't know)
my condolences captmcblack
Okay... soooo my kinda sortasidepieceinabsenceofarealgirl(not the pregnant girl).
We're not getting married. Shot me down #callwyclef.
Which sucks because we were cool as shit and I'd loooove to get that extra married money from the military and she was a good one. Distance was just too much of an issue though and I guess I was asking for a lot. Kinda leaving the door open though.
Its been a busy week so far. :/
edit: holy shit, sorry for your loss capt.
We're not getting married. Shot me down #callwyclef.
Which sucks because we were cool as shit and I'd loooove to get that extra married money from the military and she was a good one. Distance was just too much of an issue though and I guess I was asking for a lot. Kinda leaving the door open though.
Its been a busy week so far. :/
edit: holy shit, sorry for your loss capt.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
SOMEONE PLEASE CALL 9-1-1
Hey, at least you got preggo chick to fall back on, D(add)Y
Devolution
Member
Capt: =( I'm sorry.
Dy: Yo dawg no.
Dy: Yo dawg no.
The Insane Dufresne
Member
The amount of benefits the military kicks out to married soldiers or soldiers with dependents is absolutely ridiculous. You'd be a fool to NOT get married in the military. (Financially at least... you're bound to deal with all sorts of other bullshit though)
Sorry for your loss, Cap.
Take it as a sign that you need to settle down with preggo chick.
Come on, Dy. Stop running from fatherhood.
Take it as a sign that you need to settle down with preggo chick.
Come on, Dy. Stop running from fatherhood.
The Insane Dufresne
Member
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Just ask yourself "What Would Superman Do?" Gets me through most moral quandries
let's ignore Superman ignoring his child and being a deadbeat baby daddy in Superman Returns. In fact, let's just ignore Superman Returns entirely
She's awesome. She really is... but that is just soooooooo much to deal with. I can't even convince myself that its worth a try in any circumstance.
Housing, healthcare, scholarships, extra pay, increased leniency with leave, tax breaks... generally they don't try to fuck you as much when they know you're not single and unloved... Its good shit man.
What's a "Superman Returns?"
I meant to respond to Dy earlier. Don't be the work simp, I played that shit and got burned by it. Do enough every once in a while to look good on reviews, beyond that fuck them.
I take the day off of Gaf and shit always goes down. One day I am going to come back one day and find Bish and Blackace has overthrown Evilore, and proclaim Gaf as the new Nation of Domination.
I take the day off of Gaf and shit always goes down. One day I am going to come back one day and find Bish and Blackace has overthrown Evilore, and proclaim Gaf as the new Nation of Domination.
Professor Beef
Banned
Maybe then there could be a White Culture thread.
What happened? I haven't been chilling in OT too much recently.