PartTimeWarrior
Banned
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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|
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MorisUkunRasik
Member
OHGawd! Bwahahaha
Oh god damnNaw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
*dead*
MorisUkunRasik
Member
At night I dream of a post-racial, post-simpidemic America. It's beautiful, people are judged by the content of their character, not the contents of their thirsty karaoke catalogue.
The Faceless Master
Member
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
DAGGER
ChocolateCupcakes
Member
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
Holy fuck, this was all kinds of wrong. Lol.
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
FUCK! X_X
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I'll pray for yall
The Insane Dufresne
Member
Can a mod change PTW's avatar to that picture of Levar Burton?
I love AA threads for the numerous stories of a minorities getting spots over more deserving people.
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
I said goddamn.
Had to write about a friend's simp story, it's pretty terrible: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=44538765&postcount=145
Excellent idea. You should make it!
Dreams-Visions
Member
I AM DISGUSTED.
Please tell me that girl was super fine.....
Bay Maximus
Banned
Just finished reading the rabbit part. I, I don't know if I can continue man.
Maybe a hair above average.
Dreams-Visions
Member
fuck man.
We need to learn how to infuse these men with some self-confidence. Some balls. Something, I don't know what. Maybe we need to take them to the gym. These simps are ruining it for everyone and the sad part is these chicks don't even want them.
Bay Maximus
Banned
How are they ruining it though? They just make like easier for me. While they're big simpin' spendin' cheese, it paints a nice contrast I think. But then again I'm not a good person.
I can't even talk considering I was guilty of it two years ago.
After the ordeal, I came to the conclusion that pussy ain't that important, and I'd rather jerk it than be someone's bitch. Don't get me wrong, I'd prefer to have it in my life and I'm not going to put a break on my pussy pursuit, but from this point on, I'm just going to weather the dry spell if it gets to that point, and keep on keepin' on.
freenudemacusers
Member
simps serve an important part in the social ecosystem.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
I cant respect a simp
True.
They act as the emotional crutch to a girl so the boyfriend doesn't have to.
Zeus Molecules
illegal immigrants are stealing our air
Man question is white knighting as bad as simping cause I use to white knight hard until I realized loving them hoes left me no endo to smoke (true story)
Sweet Christmas....
soundscream
Member
Naw, you're a special case
"where dem sugary grits at massa"
Another day another nail in the coffin.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
White knighting is low level simping, takes less effort and has even lower odds of returns. Just get loced and looney.
White knighting might as well be a sub category. Never again with that shit
The Frankman
Banned
I thought you were banned!
Dreams-Visions
Member
but see, a White Knight might not even be trying to get a chick. He can just be there cock-blocking, defending her "honor", etc. I really think it's a parallel thing in practice.
Every simp is a White Knight, but not every White Knight is a simp. If that makes sense.
Byakuya769
Member
Simps probably get a taste here and there, what do White Knights ever get?
Minus exceptions, for the most part the practices are the same. Making her feel like you will be there for her, attempting to fight off dudes for her, doing basic joe level shit. So sub category still fits
MorisUkunRasik
Member
Anyone know how I got this tag? No? Alright.
Professor Beef
Banned
JC is cold blooded, HOLY SHIT. :lol :lol
Bay Maximus
Banned
No, but it's not bad. Could be a lot worse.
The Frankman
Banned
For awhile, I thought I was too. IRC guys literally had to remind me like a week before it ended that I didn't have a perma, I had forgot.
As a fellow member of The Nation 2.0 you have wounded me.
Rayven_king
Member
<-------------------------- My girl is being simped as we speak, I blame the dimples he saw them and was hooked. I should probably intervene at some point. She showed me the messages he sent Dude is using the classic "he cant do the things I can do for you baby" approach. I have he's entire playbook I'll keep you guys posted on his next move.
that joe bull. he has people believing in that shit
PartTimeWarrior
Banned
everyone's getting tagged up
Rayven_king
Member
shits disgusting man
Face it Tiger..
Banned
So blackace finally gave you that life tag.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Do you think he realizes you are onto him or does he think he's somehow simpin' under the radar?
Rayven_king
Member
judging by how forthcoming he is with his feelings I dont think he has a clue