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[FreeMufasa]

Fucking facebook simps man.

Just saw some black dude get killed. Japanese 'wannabe ghetto' chick posted how she misses military dick since they've been on a curfew. This guy said she shouldn't date military guys since they always leave and guys like him are always here. She said.

"Fuck you, what do you kno about me. I want a REAL American American. Not a Japanese American"

I'm still dying here. Poor simp got called Japanese American :lol

 

[Rayven_king]

So all Japanese men are Simps by default

 

[soundscream]

Fucking facebook simps man.

Just saw some black dude get killed. Japanese 'wannabe ghetto' chick posted how she misses military dick since they've been on a curfew. This guy said she shouldn't date military guys since they always leave and guys like him are always here. She said.

"Fuck you, what do you kno about me. I want a REAL American American. Not a Japanese American"

I'm still dying here. Poor simp got called Japanese American :lol

Probably cried himself to sleep whacking it to her wall photos.

 

[Rayven_king]

I spit out my drink

 

[ReiGun]

The answer is B.

Fuck watermelon.

 

[Rayven_king]

The answer is B.

Fuck watermelon.

I dont know man hot ass day with watermelon in the fridge, I'm going in right in front of everyone EVEN WHITE FOLKS!

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

The answer is C

Biscuits > corn bread

 

[Alligatorjandro]

The answer is C

Biscuits > corn bread

Nope

 

[DY_nasty]

I fucking hate watermelon.

disgusting

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I am the HNIC of the "fuck watermelon" collation. You are all welcome to join.

 

[Byakuya769]

Can some forms of simping be dirty macking, or does that suggest some chance at success.

 

[DrFunk]

fuck watermelon

 

[freenudemacusers]

I love fried chicken and watermelon, and imbibe grape soda and mickeys from time to time.

< white person

 

[captmcblack]

Hate...watermelon?

I mean, there are definitely superior melons (honeydew has the melon game on smash)...but watermelons are still delicious.

Y'all are crazy, mayne.

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

Kool-Aid sucks....

Give me real juice.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Kool-Aid sucks....

Give me real juice.

What the fuck is juice?

Nigga I want that grape drank!

 

[Onemic]

everyone's getting tagged up

I got no tag

And it's definitely watermelon. Shit takes like almost nothing. Gimme some kool-aid mofos.

 

[LowerLevel]

Kool-Aid sucks....

Give me real juice.

I'm with you. Watermelon is fucking juicy when ripe. Don't want to put that chemical shit, that is Kool-Ade, near my lips. Reminds me of Bug Juice from the Navy. Same shit we cleaned fire hose connections and nozzles with because it ate away EVERYTHING!

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I got no tag

And it's definitely watermelon. Shit takes like almost nothing. Gimme some kool-aid mofos.

onemic
60% of BlackGAF didn't get my name

 

[Bay Maximus]

Yeah watermelons certainly aren't bad, but the other three are essential to life.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

onemic
Smarten Up
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
He don't want it wit Hov. NOOO!
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
Full Court Basketball
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
Does he bust his guns?
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
You made it a hot song, I made it a hot username
(Today, 09:07 AM)

 

[akira28]

onemic
60% of BlackGAF didn't get my name

I don't get this post. It says right there, "one. mic."

obviously a Nas supporter.

 

[Byakuya769]

I got no tag

And it's definitely watermelon. Shit takes like almost nothing. Gimme some kool-aid mofos.

Want mine?

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

I don't get this post. It says right there, "one. mic."

obviously a Nas supporter.

A couple weeks ago people were calling him Onee-Mic

 

[Onemic]

I don't get this post. It says right there, "one. mic."

obviously a Nas supporter.

So far only Slayven has said it right.

My name is an eternal enigma

Want mine?

See, those are the tags I don't want

 

[ReiGun]

Kool-Aid sucks....

Give me real juice.

gtfo with this foolishness.

The answer is C

Biscuits > corn bread

You go with Insane.

I got no tag

"Member" is the best tag!

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

Damn that picture. Now I want some fried chicken (not sure if I should cook it or get some Popeyes)

I'm with you. Watermelon is fucking juicy when ripe. Don't want to put that chemical shit, that is Kool-Ade, near my lips. Reminds me of Bug Juice from the Navy. Same shit we cleaned fire hose connections and nozzles with because it ate away EVERYTHING!

WTF.....

It's a Cleaning Product and a Beverage powder......

Something is horribly wrong with that combination.....

 

[harSon]

Nika-GAF, cornbread stuffing or bread stuffing?

 

[Byakuya769]

Nika-GAF, cornbread stuffing or bread stuffing?

Dressing when it's good. But so many people fuck it up.

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

Nika-GAF, cornbread stuffing or bread stuffing?

Is neither an option?

 

[The Faceless Master]

well, by a process of eliminating the most delicious items first, Kool-Aid is last. This is a supposed TV show question so i assume they mean stock Kool-Aid and not a modified version.

The answer is C

Biscuits > corn bread

stay fr... oh wait.

 

[Byakuya769]

Is neither an option?

You know what....

 

[Mononofu]

Is neither an option?

Ditto

+ seedless watermelon 4 life.

 

[harSon]

Dressing when it's good. But so many people fuck it up.

All this time I thought dressing and stuffing were the same thing, except one's cooked inside the turkey and the other separately?

And Watermelons aight, but it's all about that Honey Dew, and to a lesser extent, cantaloupe. Too bad I'm allergic to melons in general....

 

[The Faceless Master]

All this time I thought dressing and stuffing were the same thing, except one's cooked inside the turkey and the other separately?

And Watermelons aight, but it's all about that Honey Dew, and to a lesser extent, cantaloupe. Too bad I'm allergic to melons in general....

yeah, i like watermelon, but honeydew and cantaloupe are superior

 

[MWS Natural]

onemic
NASONE
(Today, 10:50 AM)

 

[Nakazato]

The answer is B.

Fuck watermelon.

.

 

[Byakuya769]

So a guy just called Obama ugly in the "looking good Romney" thread. I'm going to try and see if he's basing that off of "broad nose" and "big lips."

 

[PartTimeWarrior]

onemic
NAS'S ONE FAN
(Today, 10:50 AM)

fixed

 

[Onemic]

fixed

Nas one the battle. That's all that matters

So a guy just called Obama ugly in the "looking good Romney" thread. I'm going to try and see if he's basing that off of "broad nose" and "big lips."

You can think Obama's ugly and not be bigoted.

 

[Supermanisdead]

nas won nothing

 

[The Faceless Master]

onemic
zerolosses
(Today, 10:50 AM)

fixed.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

onemic
one hot post every ten-thread average
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
LAAAAME!
(Today, 09:07 AM)

A few pro-Nas ones

onemic
Sad day for the Roc
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
Went far, very vulgar
(Today, 09:07 AM)

onemic
Mixed with 151, One sip'll make a Nika flip
(Today, 09:07 AM)

 

[Mononofu]

onemic
Mixed with 151, One sip'll make a Nika flip
(Today, 09:07 AM)

Okay this needs to happen stat.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

The answer is B.

Fuck watermelon.

WOAH WOAH WOAH

The answer is C

Biscuits > corn bread

WOAH WOAH WOAH

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I can't support this bad mouthing of watermelon or Kool aid.

 

[Supermanisdead]

i gotta agree with the "fuck watermelon" sentiments. my mom grew up on a mango farm so we are a hardcore mango family. accept no lesser fruits.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Mangos can be godlike, but I have far too many summertime watermelon memories to turn my back on it. I can have both!

 

[Onemic]

onemic
one hot post every ten-thread average
(Today, 09:07 AM)

 

[bobbychalkers]

watermelon is.....aight...nothing more.