INSTRUCTOR NAME: The Spirit Of All Our Black Ancestors
COURSE NUMBER/COURSE TITLE: DJango Unchained In The African American Diaspora
TITLE OF ASSIGNMENT:
DJango Unchained Thesis
DESCRIPTION OF ASSIGNMENT:
All black people with anything higher than a high school diploma must construct some form of media about the social / societal ramifications of the movie Quentin Tarantinos Django Unchained by the end of Black History Month. Those with multiple degrees or post college graduate education must submit longer forms of Django analysis.
PURPOSE OF ASSIGNMENT:
The purpose of this assignment is to verify your status in the African American diaspora by overly pontificating on the 2 hour and 45 minute Spaghetti Western involving one white mans take on slavery as a background.
As a bonus you may also use this assignment to prove how much smarter and sophisticated you are than other negroes through your love / hatred or indifference of DJango Unchained.
Black people will also use this assignment to promote the viewing of other black cinema about slavery such as Roots, Amistad and Precious.
PROCESS:
Make a list of preliminary Resources for this project.Preliminary Resources for this project include Roots, A Fistful of Dollars, Amistad, Precious, Madea Goes To Jail, Pariah, Red Hook Summer, The Color Purple and all Quentin Tarantino movies. You may also read books such as Roots, Beloved, Uncle Toms Cabin, Madea Goes To Jail and Encyclopedia Brown.
Read and Explore resources related to your project. Black people must read and explore resources related to your project or not read them but at least cite them as if you understand. For example:Yeah yeah I get that the movie is supposed to be based off of Sergio Romero (Pronounced: Leone) films but its historically inaccurate.I know Spike Lee made Do The Right Thing but fuck that nigga. He aint made a good movie in 10 years! formulate a research question that you hope to answer. Questions such as:Why is Spike Lee a bitch ass hater who dont want to see a movie about slavery?Who the fuck does Dick Gregory think he is?
Which utterances of nigger were appropriate and which made you feel awkward?
How many white people were in your theater and did they laugh at the appropriate times?
Why wasnt there more slavery in the film?
Why was there too much slavery in the film?
Why didnt this film solve racism?
How did this film make up for 400 years of black oppression at the hands of white people?
Why was the n-word used so many times?
Why are all black people who disagree with you stupid sheep who cant possibly have the same understanding and appreciation for blackness that you do?
Why should DJango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around slavery?
Why should DJango Unchained be 100% accurate to all of the events that occurred during and around everything thats ever happened to any black person ever at any point in time?
Why only sellouts and uncle Toms cant get excited about seeing white slave masters get their comeuppance?
Is that one dude gay for holding Jamie Foxxs dick?
Why they selling them dolls though?
How can a white man make this movie when Tyler Perry hasnt even gotten a chance to make his historical opus on slavery yet?
create a first draft attempting to answer your question with sources or just anecdotal references from conversations at the beauty salon, barbershop, basketball court or any family get-together.
revise the first draft for with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view.
create an outline for your project as it stands
revise again with more racial overtones and insults about anyone who potentially disagrees with your point of view
edit for surface errors and mechanics and realize white people dont even care about all this.
RESOURCES:
Other resources you should consider are people on Black Twitter with controversial opinions no matter how small their follower count is.
Black celebrities who have expressed their opinion of the film or racism in general.
White celebrities who have expressed their opinion of the film or racism in general.
Quentin Tarantino interview quotes.
Anecdotal accounts of racism in your personal life.
Quentin Tarantinos commentary on the miniseries Roots, Spike Lees commentary on DJango Unchained, Jaime Foxxs commentary on Spike Lees Commentary on DJango Unchained, Dick Gregorys commentary on Spike Lees commentary, Toures Django article
LOGISTICS:
This assignment is due by the end of black history month or you will have your blackness revoked.
All forms of media must be as long enough for everyone to want to roll their eyes and change the subject all ready.
This assignment is 50% of your blackness for 2013
Format: Mp3, video or written
Sources there is no limit or minimum for sources that must be used in this assignment. If you are black that is source enough to pontificate on the very idea of this film for hours.
All people with degrees in African American Studies MUST complete this assignment or they will have their degrees revoked.