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The Black Culture Thread |OT2|
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thats not how risky chris went out, was it?
Yep, but for the opposite reason. Arguing that the word should be bannable. It's funny that he eventually got his wish, but at the expense of getting permd for it. Martyrdom right there.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Transformers was on TV yesterday. I forgot how fuckin' GARBAGE that movie is. Like, straight-up hot ugly stupid-ass trash. I got up to the part where the damn robots showed up(like a hour after a host of stupid, un-funny jokes and Megan Fox attempting to act), black robot showed up and said "what's crackin' lil bitches". I dont think he was eating robotic chicken or watermelon but I swear to you on my mothers grave that he started breakdancing.
I had to turn it off. No mas, Michael Bay.
I had to turn it off. No mas, Michael Bay.
Professor Beef
Banned
I liked Transformers 1 BECAUSE of how shitty it was. It seemed like everyone in that movie knew it was shit, so they decided to have fun with it. It definitely shows with their acting. It's definitely a turd, though. Don't get me wrong.
Didn't bother with 2 or 3. The first was enough.
Didn't bother with 2 or 3. The first was enough.
CrazyDogg77
Member
Second one was worse with the twin robots.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Didn't they have gold-plated teeth/grills or something?
Not only was Jazz he the break dancing, jive talking Autobot, he got killed in the most unceremonious way at the end. Just ripped in half, then Optimus is just like, "Damn...sucks."
Skids and Mudflap were worse though.
2 minutes were my limit. what the fuck was bay even thinking?
The Abominable Snowman
Member
ViewtifulJC
Banned
*watches the entire video*
I just...
......
.....
Did Steven Spielberg REALLY put his name on this shit? I know Executive Producer don't mean a whole lot, and Spielberg has slapped his name on a LOT of shit back in the '80s, but this might be an all-time low. This is that shit people hold against you years from now. The kind of shit when you going through a rough patch with your chick and she like, "Yeah, at least I didn't put Skids and Mudflap in my movie, mothafucka" and you just gotta hold dat shit. The day of Judgement comes cuz God is bored watching us fuck everything up, and he comes down to see who he likes best and who gonna leave to fight off Satan's army. He gonna see Mudflap and Skids on your resume and he just gonna shove a lightning bolt up your ass. Everybody in the audience should have looked at each other, shook their heads and walked out. Reverend Al Shepard and Jesse Jackson should have been outside the studio petitioning this shit from innocent eyes. Tyler Perry would be ashamed of this coonery buffoonery. When this shit came out, I bet Spike Lee felt a disturbance in the Force like Yoda, like a million black people gasped in awe and were suddenly silent.
So of course this shit made $400+ million dollars from North America alone. Of course. Fuck people, man. We messed up. We need to rebuild Noah's Ark and flood the Earth again, we need a do-over. This movie was released as mainstream entertainment in 2009 and it made like a billion dollars worldwide. I don't know, man. I just don't know.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
transexual is a bad word now ?
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Black gaf I have no game. How can I fix this ?
Professor Beef
Banned
It's his birthday? Happy birthday, mang.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
1. Realize that you will never be as cool as Professor Beef
2. Pretend that you are anyway. Which means do everything like an aloof badass
3. ????
4. PROFIT!
Be more like Beef? I don't know man...
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
I shall print this out and study it .
Professor Beef
Banned
Being like me means tossing aside one's love of KFC. I'd say it's a good start.
Major_Lazer
Member
Lil Mouse Get Smoked
Do 13 year olds in Chicago really kill people, fuck bitches & hit the clubs and drop stacks(of 1's)?
Do 13 year olds in Chicago really kill people, fuck bitches & hit the clubs and drop stacks(of 1's)?
See what I mean? Do you even realize what kind of sacrifice that is?
I don't know about hitting the clubs, but I wouldn't be suprised if the others were true.
Nerds with Guns
Banned
BlackGaf would you go after a girl even though you know she has a boyfriend?
You want a serious answer to that question?
You want a serious answer to that question?
Professor Beef
Banned
Black Panther hates KFC, too. I read it in a comic book.
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
I wanted to see what people would write .
Dude, if she leaves the dude she was with to be with you what makes you think yall relationship would have any security?
You must be referring to his wack ass sister. T'Challa only eats the finest fast food chicken.
I leave for a day and come back to this
MWS Natural
Member
A few thoughts:
1. The caste system in America is beginning to solidify more and more. You can see lower class people being more disenchanted by having few educational and economic opportunities. If someone with a college degree can barely get a job what chance does someone without a quality HS education have? What is there left for them outside of music, sports or something illegal?
2. The entry point for rap music has deteriorated so much that anyone can say anything over a beat and get played on the radio. Back in the day it took a beat and some form of lyrical skill in order to be recognized. Can you imagine hearing Rack City on the radio 10-15 years ago? Hell no, dude would get laughed out of the industry with some shit like that.
3. It's one thing to push your kids towards a career in music but how are the parents endorsing the shit these kids are saying? At least lil bow wow and lil Romeo where rapping about cute shit back i the day. These kids talking about killing, drug dealing and poppin booties WTF?!
Professor Beef
Banned
Smh. Is nothing sacred?
Damn. You might as well have put shots fired.
Devolution
Member
This Fried Chicken debate is going to bring about a civil war. KFC red and Popeyes orange.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Church's will be caught in the crossfire of the gang war
but considering the location of all Church's establishments, they should be used to that
but considering the location of all Church's establishments, they should be used to that
No, but referring to them as the place Nicki Minaj bees in is bannable.
Devolution
Member
Tranny is the slur.
The bootleg man is the only winner.
Alligatorjandro
Banned
yall hate on church's too much
There are people that don't fall into either category, and that's where the chaos starts.
Jandro, stay awesome.
Big Baybee
Member
Churches is straight hood shit. Never seen a nice location.
Every location is straight outta mad max, but the chicken is top notch.
Sarcastic Response
Banned
You leave him to me.
SHONUFF!
CrazyDogg77
Member
Hold up Lil Mouse just fucking said pancake ass nigaa. What in the name of motherfuck does that mean?
ViewtifulJC
Banned
I've been laughing to myself about that all evening, crazydogg.
We need to Urban Dictionary this shit. I need to know how to react if I'm called that.
We need to Urban Dictionary this shit. I need to know how to react if I'm called that.
CrazyDogg77
Member
No definitions. The only context I've heard pancake ass is describe a girl with a flat ass. So basically flat-ass nigga. That's not worth killing a nigga over.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Urban Dictionary also has pancake as another word for gay/homosexual, so that makes sense in a charming 13-year old black homophobic way.
I have NEVER heard that term before. You crazy kids, with your drug deals and booty popping and your pancake moist ass dudes.
I have NEVER heard that term before. You crazy kids, with your drug deals and booty popping and your pancake moist ass dudes.