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The Black Culture Thread |OT4| Learn to love the BBC

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Imm0rt4l

Member
Authoritative Shark said:
Anyone else have barrel chest here? Did you just end up getting everything tailored?

Even as I lose weight my chest doesn't get smaller - you can see my ribcage area is pretty much as small as it'll get if I'm wearing my compression shirt. Got measured today and my chest measurement is 46". Even assuming I straight lost weight and didn't do weight training at all, I could see that dropping to 43" at most.

Problem is I end up favoring button-up shirts because anything that doesn't feel like it's going to strangle my torso ends up hanging off the bottom of my ribcage. It looks weird.
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yep....


gotta get your shit tailored man. I hate having to buy button ups because given the size of my chest, I won't get a decent taper along my midsection. You can try only going for 'slim fits' 'custom fit' shits that taper better, but they still don't fit me properly.
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Riovane said:
Reading that made me realize that Karrine Steffans would have been big. I mean when she put that shit out with Mr. Marcus hat wearing ass that shit was on the net lickety split(no pun intended) Then she started fucking Eddie Winslow..... so theres that.

If you look at the heyday of some black performers shit was good but it wasnt great. Its just a stigma that they couldnt pass when the Ron Jeremys, Peter Norths, and Jenna Jamesons of the world had shit on a platter. Look at late 80's to early to mid 90's shit. I know that one cat had to flee the damn country cause of a charge.

And some I know "escort" it up. Kim Eternity and Kitten I know for sure.

Edit: Again to people lurking, most of the people who will possibly be named dropped will be NSFW. You have been warned.
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Karrine Steffans made and blew more money than the vast majority of 'pornstars'.

Its a common thing. Look at the girl who smashed James Harden - she's just a 'model'. There's more money in that than there ever will be in porn.
 
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Angelus Errare

Banned
Banxxx is the truth. If you hate her, I'm sorry but you just ain't right.

DY_nasty said:
Karrine Steffans made and blew more money than the vast majority of 'pornstars'.

Its a common thing. Look at the girl who smashed James Harden - she's just a 'model'. There's more money in that than there ever will be in porn.
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Shit Steffans makes more off her books than 99% of stars make in their entire run. I remember Steffans was on Breakfast club (I think it was BC) and she said she pulls in a few million a year off her books.
 
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Angelus Errare

Banned
I have a love hate with Jada's voice.

TheKaeptain said:
Her and Gianna michaels are the porn chicks I will watch. I don't watch much porn unless some chick I know wants to watch it.
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Gianna is a beast, she breaks dudes for fun. Real talk.

I love me some porn my SO she'll watch it with me for fun. We end up commentating on the ones that have skits and shit, it cracks us up like hell, we like to point out the wack ass props and shit, and then we make up inner monologue for each star.
 
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DY_nasty

NeoGAF's official "was this shooting justified" consultant
Riovane said:
Some of these females I wonder why that havent taken control of their careers and make that money. I never understood.
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Take control how? They're largely disposable and almost infinitely replaceable. You don't even get to the beginning stages of that point unless you're in the rare 5% that immediately sets a scene on fire in their first few shoots. After that, you need agents, networking, marketing, presence of mind, etc to all work in your favor along with an assortment of skills and motivation that would make you successful long before you decided to have sex on camera.
 
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Boss Riovane

Member
magnificent83 said:
Is it really twerking if there's no mass?
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Its like watching paint dry, and bones cracking and jiving.

There was more twerking from Ray Harryhausens skeletons then these females.

Its like watching preteen have a seizure.

EDIT: Dy I concede. You are absolutely right. When I bounced some of the females on the circuit were working for themselves and doing it big. Never did they make it to the big time and became featured dancers but they did what they had to and walked out with that loot.
 
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Devolution

Member
People need to focus on their high points. If you're a skinny gal like that do something that compliments your figure rather than remind people of your lack of assets.
 
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Imm0rt4l

Member
Man I wanted to go dreams-vision on a guy in the ssf4 thread yesterday. I ended up playing him, but he tried to make himself look better than he actually was on here. He beat me using seth. I played Gouken and lost 5-4. went 0-2 with ryu, and 0-2 with dudley. All the while he was talking about how I'm a shit ssf4 player. It's hard to talk shit when in the end I still lost, but I hate bad winners. I'm a run it back though. Also Ultra can't come out soon enough. Hopefully the new gg netcode isn't ass, I could use another 2d fighter to learn/play.

Nakazato said:
Confession Time

I have watched only 3 eps of the wire.... I am fixing that wrong.
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Good on you.
 
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Nakazato

Member
Imm0rt4l said:
Man I wanted to go dreams-vision on a guy in the ssf4 thread yesterday. I ended up playing him, but he tried to make himself look better than he actually was on here. He beat me using seth. I played Gouken and lost 5-4. went 0-2 with ryu, and 0-2 with dudley. All the while he was talking about how I'm a shit ssf4 player. It's hard to talk shit when in the end I still lost, but I hate bad winners. I'm a run it back though. Also Ultra can't come out soon enough. Hopefully the new gg netcode isn't ass, I could use another 2d fighter to learn/play.
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I need to get back in to SSF4 :( I haven played since release.

Face it Tiger.. said:
Shame on you.
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I didnt have HBO growing up the 1st time I watched I rent season 1 disc one dvd from Blockbuster when i was 17 or so
 
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Imm0rt4l

Member
Nakazato said:
I need to get back in to SSF4 :( I haven played since release.



I didnt have HBO growing up the 1st time I watched I rent season 1 disc one dvd from Blockbuster when i was 17 or so
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Good luck if you do, don't be worried about taking L's. I tried to get a friend into playing it, bu the game is 5 years old now and people still playing know the ins, outs and nuances, and study good players. My friend got bodied hard, and said fuck it.
 
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Boss Riovane

Member
Devolution said:
People need to focus on their high points. If you're a skinny gal like that do something that compliments your figure rather than remind people of your lack of assets.
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A woman who can be skinny as hell but show confidence in herself is insatiable. There's a lot when it comes to physicallaty but in the end that mix of attitude and body is just sexy. How many of you know a woman who is a 10 but because of her being a shitberg she is just unattractive?

Imm0rt4l said:
Man I wanted to go dreams-vision on a guy in the ssf4 thread yesterday. I ended up playing him, but he tried to make himself look better than he actually was on here. He beat me using seth. I played Gouken and lost 5-4. went 0-2 with ryu, and 0-2 with dudley. All the while he was talking about how I'm a shit ssf4 player. It's hard to talk shit when in the end I still lost, but I hate bad winners. I'm a run it back though. Also Ultra can't come out soon enough. Hopefully the new gg netcode isn't ass, I could use another 2d fighter to learn/play.
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Just had a conversation with a cat last night about the same subject. Especially with SSF4AE. But immortal got a question for you and anyone else into that FGC....

Is the worst insult you get when you when is this motherfucker a "button masher"? Like if you spank someone's ass in a set and they still say you mash button and ain't shit? A cat asked me that yesterday.
 
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Professor Beef

Banned
Riovane said:
Is the worst insult you get when you when is this motherfucker a "button masher"? Like if you spank someone's ass in a set and they still say you mash button and ain't shit? A cat asked me that yesterday.
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lol no it isn't. That's just them being mad. I once got someone who accused me of spamming command grabs with T.Hawk all match, even though I was only able to get 2 on him.

I don't think there is a "worst insult" to be called, aside from being accused of being free.
 
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DominoKid

Member
Riovane said:
A woman who can be skinny as hell but show confidence in herself is insatiable. There's a lot when it comes to physicallaty but in the end that mix of attitude and body is just sexy. How many of you know a woman who is a 10 but because of her being a shitberg she is just unattractive?

Just had a conversation with a cat last night about the same subject. Especially with SSF4AE. But immortal got a question for you and anyone else into that FGC....

Is the worst insult you get when you when is this motherfucker a "button masher"? Like if you spank someone's ass in a set and they still say you mash button and ain't shit? A cat asked me that yesterday.
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if somebody called me a button masher after i just tore them a new one i'd just die laughing. they're insulting themselves.
 
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Imm0rt4l

Member
Riovane said:
A woman who can be skinny as hell but show confidence in herself is insatiable. There's a lot when it comes to physicallaty but in the end that mix of attitude and body is just sexy. How many of you know a woman who is a 10 but because of her being a shitberg she is just unattractive?

Just had a conversation with a cat last night about the same subject. Especially with SSF4AE. But immortal got a question for you and anyone else into that FGC....

Is the worst insult you get when you when is this motherfucker a "button masher"? Like if you spank someone's ass in a set and they still say you mash button and ain't shit? A cat asked me that yesterday.
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It's insulting as hell for sure, but theres much worse. It's kinda meta, because if you lose to someone who is obviously mashing you might be like ' am I really losing to this bullshit right now?". It can be a total mindfuck to lose to someone and they are clearly mashing. But For anyone who's high enough a level player this shouldn't be an issue. You should punish people hard for mashing/take heavy advantage of said mashing. There are definitely some characters who can get away with mashing more than others though. The problem with mashing is that as a decent player you don't want to respect someone because the way they play, but in reality you have to have the utmost respect for mashers, and by respect I mean a healthy fear.


Being called a masher is just a product of the other guy being mad. It rustles jimmies because it's condescending.
 
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Angelus Errare

Banned
DominoKid said:
Rihanna dressed for Cropover. (probably nsfw)

*banderas.gif*
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t3MHnEY.gif
 
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Boss Riovane

Member
Preciate the quick feedback. The gist of it is I told him the same shit you said. Personally I've been out of FGC and street for the last 3 years. My boys are hard up in the community but for various reasons they all are stepping back. But like any drug I'm slowly weaseling my way back in. So I can say I'm gonna at least attempt to play Ultra. If you on psn hit me up for a couple matches. I have no problem feeding folks ego. But my mentality is getting an L ain't shit if you can learn from it.
 
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Devolution

Member
EscoBlades said:
So chicks with no assets besides a pretty face are fresh out of luck.
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No. A thin figure can be sexy but it sure isn't going to be if you're trying to accomplish feats that require a bunch of fat on your ass.

I know girls my size who can work it in other ways but twerking can just look silly.
 
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EscoBlades

Ubisoft Marketing
Devolution said:
No. A thin figure can be sexy but it sure isn't going to be if you're trying to accomplish feats that require a bunch of fat on your ass.

I know girls my size who can work it in other ways but twerking can just look silly.
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Hahaha, i know, i was mostly joking. I had a phase where i dated really petite girls.
 
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