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[BlackJace]

"my gf wants me to watch more porn, have more sex with her, let her suck my dick while I play video games and bring another girl into the bedroom. WHAT DO I DO GAF?"

Exactly what rolled through my mind.

 

[Byakuya769]

Notice on gaf there are only two types of ladies: women who want to have sex 6 times a day or frigid users who ignore true love to chase after douchebags.

 

[Slayven]

Notice on gaf there are only two types of ladies: women who want to have sex 6 times a day or frigid users who ignore true love to chase after douchebags.

Just like anime or manga.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Hemingway School of Writing Female Characters, where every woman is either Aphrodite (sexy but weak things who can't defend themselves) or Athena(tough chick who has no time for emotions or lipstick)

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Oh my God this Grandma...I can't breathe

 

[Angelus Errare]

from utahimes



kind of feel bad for her... also good to see somebody try to protect their privacy in this era of a new internet celebrity every 15 seconds........

are we the message board she is talking about? I hope not gaf is mostly harmless.....

Nah not even a blip on the radar since this is like the first time vast majority of us have seen her. Probably 4chan.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nio_KHA9r2M

"my gf wants me to watch more porn, have more sex with her, let her suck my dick while I play video games and bring another girl into the bedroom. WHAT DO I DO GAF?"

Tell that dude congrats on his gf making it to 100.

 

[DY_nasty]

This is why I don't come home. I dropped nearly 600 on a plane ticket because of guilt trips and these people can't even pick me up from the airport.

They finally answer the phone after 40 minutes - tell me they forgot the time when they're the ones who showed ME the itinerary to begin with - then say I have the options of catching the cab, the train, or wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up.

This is my first time back in over two years. They don't know I changed. Shit, I ain't even in uniform out here.

 

[DominoKid]

LOL damn.

 

[HomShaBom]

...lol

 

[Byakuya769]

Now we know the reason behind DY's rolling stone ways.

 

[GhettoGamer]

wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up..

Dont you just hate that? you are not going out on a dinner date, just throw on some sweatpants and bring your ass on.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Hella foul. lol

 

[Jackben]

Lol, dy you've never talked about your family much besides crazy shit with your sister's potential dates getting shat on. The puzzle pieces are starting to come together now. I would be fed up with that as well, I hate being stuck in situations like that.

 

[Byakuya769]

Jokes aside, that is a really shitty thing to do. I hate how some family members harp on not being visited enough, but all visits are boring and painfully awkward. You get there and their acting like you're putting them out all of a sudden, despite their begging being why you're there!

 

[Slayven]

Family why do we have them?

 

[Boss Riovane]

This is why I don't come home. I dropped nearly 600 on a plane ticket because of guilt trips and these people can't even pick me up from the airport.

They finally answer the phone after 40 minutes - tell me they forgot the time when they're the ones who showed ME the itinerary to begin with - then say I have the options of catching the cab, the train, or wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up.

This is my first time back in over two years. They don't know I changed. Shit, I ain't even in uniform out here.

I repeat.

I repeat.

Rio ain't ever going back to NC.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

We need to podcast sometime next week

 

[zero_suit]

This is why I don't come home. I dropped nearly 600 on a plane ticket because of guilt trips and these people can't even pick me up from the airport.

They finally answer the phone after 40 minutes - tell me they forgot the time when they're the ones who showed ME the itinerary to begin with - then say I have the options of catching the cab, the train, or wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up.

This is my first time back in over two years. They don't know I changed. Shit, I ain't even in uniform out here.

You stay losing.

 

[Slayven]

I repeat.

I repeat.

Rio ain't ever going back to NC.

When that noose broke, you ran and never looked back.

 

[Nakazato]

Black Culture GAF, who is this?

Satch

Spoiler

dont kill me

 

[Slayven]

tired of this damn rain.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

tired of this damn rain.

It's rained 2/3s of the time I've been home from school. Shit is killing me

 

[Dereck]

"my gf wants me to watch more porn, have more sex with her, let her suck my dick while I play video games and bring another girl into the bedroom. WHAT DO I DO GAF?"

lmao

 

[Boss Riovane]

We need to podcast sometime next week

I have a new schedule so I'm off Monday, Tuesday and I'm down. I got a lot to say and I need to make my official appearance.

 

[Slayven]

It's rained 2/3s of the time I've been home from school. Shit is killing me

You still in Ga?

Shit is ridiculous.

 

[Gorillaz]

im in ohio and this shit out here is like a monsoon

 

[TheKaeptain]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=68441356&postcount=94

iam dissapoint

I wonder if he knows his girlfriend thinks he can't fuck and he needs to do some homework.

 

[The Faceless Master]

This is why I don't come home. I dropped nearly 600 on a plane ticket because of guilt trips and these people can't even pick me up from the airport.

They finally answer the phone after 40 minutes - tell me they forgot the time when they're the ones who showed ME the itinerary to begin with - then say I have the options of catching the cab, the train, or wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up.

This is my first time back in over two years. They don't know I changed. Shit, I ain't even in uniform out here.

That's crazy. I can't even imagine that happening or doing that to someone.

 

[Boss Riovane]

When that noose broke, you ran and never looked back.

Like the fake legend of Catcher Freeman.

Long story short lost a fiancee, career, kid, and time in that hellhole. One of those spots that I'm straight on.

 

[GhettoGamer]

I wonder if he knows his girlfriend thinks he can't fuck and he needs to do some homework.

Its a matter time before he is in a corner crying while Jamal lay pipe in her. Expect a passive aggressive thread about it in a month or two

 

[CrazyDogg77]

You still in Ga?

Shit is ridiculous.

Nah I'm in SC.

So this Lego Star Wars show came on Cartoon Network and shit is about the Clone Wars. All the universe surrounding Star Wars and these mofos make another show about the Clone Wars.

 

[Zeus Molecules]

Nah I'm in SC.

So this Lego Star Wars show came on Cartoon Network and shit is about the Clone Wars. All the universe surrounding Star Wars and these mofos make another show about the Clone Wars.

South park broke it down better than anyone..

http://www.tenstones.net/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=1563&d=1223527565 (nsfw)

Lucas is going to ride this close wars shit for all its worth. Disney had to pay him major money for him to get off....

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Disney gonna need every penny of that Star Wars/Marvel, with The Lone Bomba and John Carter: The Prince of Bomba

How the fuck you spend 215+ million on a western, nigga

 

[CrazyDogg77]

Disney gonna need every penny of that Star Wars/Marvel, with The Lone Bomba and John Carter: The Prince of Bomba

How the fuck you spend 215+ million on a western, nigga

They spent $215 million on that shit? Goddamn Disney you know done fucked up right

 

[Vermillion]

I wonder if he knows his girlfriend thinks he can't fuck and he needs to do some homework.

Did you guys finish the thread? His girlfriend, girlfriend's brother and his sister all post. Gets fun around page 6.

EDIT: And now his brother's wife...

 

[Slayven]

Disney gonna need every penny of that Star Wars/Marvel, with The Lone Bomba and John Carter: The Prince of Bomba

How the fuck you spend 215+ million on a western, nigga

I kind of want a good western. I would fuck with a tv show.

 

[Devolution]

This is why I don't come home. I dropped nearly 600 on a plane ticket because of guilt trips and these people can't even pick me up from the airport.

They finally answer the phone after 40 minutes - tell me they forgot the time when they're the ones who showed ME the itinerary to begin with - then say I have the options of catching the cab, the train, or wait another hour for them to get dressed and pick me up.

This is my first time back in over two years. They don't know I changed. Shit, I ain't even in uniform out here.

Next time they beg you to come home say "fuck you" and come out to Portland which is across the country from that bullshit.

 

[Byakuya769]

I wonder if he knows his girlfriend thinks he can't fuck and he needs to do some homework.

Dead.

 

[hypernima]

from utahimes



kind of feel bad for her... also good to see somebody try to protect their privacy in this era of a new internet celebrity every 15 seconds........

are we the message board she is talking about? I hope not gaf is mostly harmless.....

It sucks, its a double edged sword.
Posts pics. Get harassment regardless.
Don't post pics, the harassers win.

This is my first time seeing her in neogaf but I doubt its just us being creeps. Shame, she's a fairly attractive woman. But I do see girls like her all the time at otakon. Wonder if I should go this year.

 

[Boss Riovane]

I kind of want a good western. I would fuck with a tv show.

Have you seen Hell on Wheels? Its solid.

 

[CrazyDogg77]

What the hell at that marrec thread. My mind is full of fuck

 

[Slayven]

Have you seen Hell on Wheels? Its solid.

No, I will check it out.


Beef I didn't know you were white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErsvbsnZaI4

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Why does Slayven hate Pacific Rim so much

 

[harSon]

I kind of want a good western. I would fuck with a tv show.

Hatfields & McCoys was good

 

[Slayven]

Why does Slayven hate Pacific Rim so much

Years of toku watching has made my standards for big mech battle pretty high.

 

[Professor Beef]

No, I will check it out.


Beef I didn't know you were white.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErsvbsnZaI4

All my stuffed animals and shit are in a box in the garage. Sorry to disappoint.

 

[double jump]

combo breaker


Black male gaf, weird question. How many of y'all carry around or use wallets?


whenever I'm out in public and people see me pull out my wallet I get that wtf look from everyone.
Funnily enough whenever I'm hanging with my black friends or see my black coworkers they always pull out huge wads of loose cash and pocket crap.

It's just something funny I noticed.

 

[Vermillion]

I do, unless I'm going to the gym or something, or I'm wearing an outfit that I feel is ruined by it.

 

[BlackJace]

I just keep mine in my backpocket. Pulling out wads of cash in front of people is never a good idea. Don't care how much you're ballin', its not safe.