Sounds like some Raleigh shit. I fucking hate that city. At least Durham wasn't scared to commit. Raleigh just encourages bitchassness.
In other news, I made a man cry tonight. Some friends and I were drinking up for my friends' (delayed) 21st. This guy has a 'crush' on a girl out here. She's the unit headcase. I told him that I'd do him a solid and tell her that he was drunk the next day - and I have clear and obvious clout when it comes to shit with her. Told him "Yo, just get it off your chest. If you call her, she'll either pick up, showing that she gives a damn about your calls, or she won't, showing that she doesn't" and I'd vouch for him being at a party and that everything was harmless.
This guy, goes into immediate sulk mode AFTER trying to talk shit about a guy who's made it clear that he's saving himself for marriage and after two hours of not drinking decides to go throw up in a bathroom for 40 minutes. IE NOT cry in the stall after everyone put called his shit for going on about friendzone nonsense. I told him to just go in and it'd make itself clear. He told me that he already did and it was clear to him. I asked if she made it clear or if he just assumed it was. He couldn't answer. Asked if it was only clear when he asked himself in the mirror. Dude wept.
I wish I felt bad.