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[Future PhaZe]

I never use razors for anything other than my upperlip honestly. I will breakout for sure. I've heard shit about taking a hot shower or running hot water prior to open up your pores, shaving and then using cold water. I aint about that life. In the very rare occasion that I want a close shave with a razor I go with the grain.

yea last time I did it I instantly regretted it for a few days after but I'm too lazy to go get an electric shaver right now ;_;

 

[Nakazato]

Why the fuck do we got to be extra with naming these babies? My friend sister just had a boy and she named him Jaxson but you pronounce it like Jackson. I asked her bluntly why not spell it Jackson and she replied she wanted it to be exotic.

SMH

Not that bad.

 

[Angelus Errare]

And not a single person was surprised
http://www.buzzfeed.com/whitneyjefferson/kate-middleton-meets-idris-elba

Imagine the convo before sex that night

KM: "Hey before we do it...can I call you IE?"
PH: "IE what's that?"
KM: "Uh nothing important! I uh...I read about this on the internet that saying vowels makes things more erotic for the guy"
PH: "Oh that's hot, yea let's do that!"

 

[Devolution]

My girlfund:

“Cam sites remind me of crowded strip club floors. While Mygirlfund is literally teeming with babes, the interaction is intimate. It's like going private with a girl in the VIP lounge.”

hahahahahahahaha

 

[Slayven]

Where do you think Kate's queen of spades tattoo is?

Simps be innovating, they be innovating.

 

[Slayven]

Moris we still doing this tonight?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Moris we still doing this tonight?

In 2 1/2 hours.

 

[Nakazato]

In 2 1/2 hours.

Satch is going in

 

[Vermillion]

Why the fuck do we got to be extra with naming these babies? My friend sister just had a boy and she named him Jaxson but you pronounce it like Jackson. I asked her bluntly why not spell it Jackson and she replied she wanted it to be exotic.

SMH

On one hand, he can be nicknamed "Jax" when he grows up. Someone our age will make "where's Daxter" joke and no one will get it. Please look forward to it.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Tamale season has begun. Praise him.

 

[Parallax]

Tamale season has begun. Praise him.

I need to get me some Christmas tamales. If only there was Christmas mole.. Is there Christmas mole?

 

[Boss Riovane]

i got a pretty healthy beard goin right now and I'm afraid to shave it with my razor because my face is always irritated as fuck afterwards

how do my black bros avoid that? I might just grab some clippers and go to work, but sometimes a dude feels like shaving like a real man

Personally the hotter the better. I have to stay clean shaven for work so first and foremost I clean my face with a combination of hot water and soap. Afterwords rinse off soap and using hot water wet my face. I use shaving cream(oatmeal based made by Gillette) and set my mach 3 turbo razor under hot water. Massage in shaving cream on my wet face and cut in a downward motion along jawline. After I'm done rinse my face of excess cream and apply a liberal amount of aftershave. I use aftershave gel for sensitive skin. After i m done I ensure I don't touch my face and let it dry on its own.

One of the common mistakes that are made is using a dull razor. That shit is a detriment to your skin and you can risk some serious issues with irritation. Hopefully that helps.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I need to get me some Christmas tamales. If only there was Christmas mole.. Is there Christmas mole?

There's no 'mole lady' like there is for tamales, I reckon you need to know someone or hit up a restaurant that serves it.

 

[Professor Beef]

In 2 1/2 hours.

Supposedly.

Tamale season has begun. Praise him.

My grandma is already making preparations.

 

[Slayven]

Moris sent you something

 

[The Faceless Master]

i got a pretty healthy beard goin right now and I'm afraid to shave it with my razor because my face is always irritated as fuck afterwards

how do my black bros avoid that? I might just grab some clippers and go to work, but sometimes a dude feels like shaving like a real man

permanent shade.

i cut to about 1/8" every time.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

Satch is going in

Hold up. Satch is gonna be on this one?

On one hand, he can be nicknamed "Jax" when he grows up. Someone our age will make "where's Daxter" joke and no one will get it. Please look forward to it.

It's Jak, not Jax. But he'll probably end up dating a girl named Sonya, or getting into fights with a boy named Jarek.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Hold up. Satch is gonna be on this one?

Botty dropped by and said she was gonna show, haven't heard anything from Satch directly.

We'll see in 30 minutes.

 

[Angelus Errare]

I'll be on in about 15 or so.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I'll be on in a bit.

Me Slay Angelus Immortal & Satch

 

[Professor Beef]

I'll be here in case one of y'all drops out.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Someone needs to ask why doesnt she like us.

 

[Parallax]

There's no 'mole lady' like there is for tamales, I reckon you need to know someone or hit up a restaurant that serves it.

its something id always hope to find but knew didnt exist... i can get champurrado and tamales walking downtown in the morning, but i cant get a bowl of mole...

 

[ViewtifulJC]

The local churches got one of the highest restaurant inspection awards this week

IDK what this means

 

[Devolution]

I can listen. Maybe talk a bit but i'm on my lappy toppies.

 

[Parallax]

The local churches got one of the highest restaurant inspection awards this week

IDK what this means

churches as in chicken joint, or as in actual church

 

[ViewtifulJC]

churches as in chicken joint, or as in actual church

Churches Chicken

the cleanest greasy chicken in town, I suppose

 

[Professor Beef]

NBA 2k14 is on sale this week on Steam, Moris. I know you wanna triple dip on that.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Never got Satch's skype ID.

Mine is morisrasik.

edit: sent her a PM, it's in God's hands now.

 

[DY_nasty]

I, too, am actually available.

 

[Nakazato]

Someone needs to ask why doesnt she like us.

satch and DY shit is about to pop off....

NO EDITS MORRIS

 

[Devolution]

Has a call even started yet? I'm on =o.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

All 5 of us showed up. Amazing, I know. I don't want to add more folks and weaken the connection.

Next time folks, thanks for showing up though.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

1 open spot on the podcast. Beef sign on if you're still interested.

 

[DY_nasty]

Its Beef's spot if he wants it.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Beef is having tech issues, DY get on.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

All 5 of us showed up. Amazing, I know. I don't want to add more folks and weaken the connection.

Next time folks, thanks for showing up though.

Satch showed up? Shit just got real.

 

[DY_nasty]

Beef is having tech issues, DY get on.

Just realized I left my mic at my old place.

lol im terrible at this now

edit: i got my phone, give me 5 minutes

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Just got back home

 

[Nakazato]

that ratchetmess post about kik.... She called me a N******

 

[Slayven]

Niggas got me feeling old

 

[DY_nasty]

So basically we shit on Slayven for an hour

 

[ViewtifulJC]

Might have to tune in to this one...

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I have almost 2 hours of conversation but we got kind of aimless at times, should be able to edit this into a listenable 50-60 minutes.

Satch, Angelus Slay and DY convinced me to put effort into these and revisit a more focused, single topic format.

 

[Nakazato]

so is satch coming back or not

did you guys fail the mission

 

[Gorillaz]

I should have sent in a question just to fuck it up

Whenyou uploading moris?

 

[Angelus Errare]

So basically we shit on Slayven for an hour

lol basically. Slay talking about some actress from the 80s that NO ONE has heard about lol.

 

[Parallax]

lol basically. Slay talking about some actress from the 80s that NO ONE has heard about lol.

who was it?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I should have sent in a question just to fuck it up

Whenyou uploading moris?

Sunday night most likely. I won't be home most of tomorrow.

who was it?

No one knows. She was in some straight to swapmeet action flicks.

 

[DY_nasty]

yo

she was a star