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[Slayven]

Ripclawe

Shit, starting off the week raw.

 

[Imm0rt4l]

Despite a shitload of Xbone astroturfers, post-E3 meltdowns, apartheid defenders, and more...this is my favourite ban of 2013.

Bar none.


Seriously, I don't even see your whiteness.

Good looking out to your dad, btw. Pulling for him over here.

I like how that was his very first post.

Edit: Worth it...

 

[Devolution]

Despite a shitload of Xbone astroturfers, post-E3 meltdowns, apartheid defenders, and more...this is my favourite ban of 2013.

Bar none.


Seriously, I don't even see your whiteness.

Good looking out to your dad, btw. Pulling for him over here.

Thanks man.

Also that post lmao.

 

[DY_nasty]

Has the podcast with satch been released?

Yeah

 

[Slayven]

Thanks man.

Also that post lmao.

How would you respond if you were hauling a china cabinet down the street and a guy hollered that to you?

 

[Devolution]

How would you respond if you were hauling a china cabinet down the street and a guy hollered that to you?

I don't even know.

Also in a week I'll be drowning in cats.

 

[Slayven]

I don't even know.

Also in a week I'll be drowning in cats.

Make a real life version of your avatar.

 

[J10]

Make a real life version of your avatar.

Her face is gonna be all fucked up with claw marks.

 

[Boss Riovane]

I don't even know.

Also in a week I'll be drowning in cats.

You get to five in the house you trounce me. And my 2 outside. My wife loves cats.

 

[Devolution]

You get to five in the house you trounce me. And my 2 outside. My wife loves cats.

Parents have 7 because they took in a momma and her babies this fall.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Parents have 7 because they took in a momma and her babies this fall.

Good luck.

 

[Parallax]

You get to five in the house you trounce me. And my 2 outside. My wife loves cats.

do the outside cats leave you offerings?

 

[Jackben]

I cannot even tell a lie. I would totally eat those bowls of clam dip. Mmm mmm mmm lickalick~

Wow and that was his only post? That's almost a work of art.

INSTALLATION EXHIBIT 1: A thirsty nerd of NeoGAF.

 

[FyreWulff]

I don't even know.

Also in a week I'll be drowning in cats.

Cat lady origin story here folks

 

[Byakuya769]

Much appreciated fam. We pushing for much, much more.

Fuck, gutsy! Well done.

 

[BHZ Mayor]

I don't even know.

Also in a week I'll be drowning in cats.

 

[RedSwirl]

I see you, Esco

Hope we get some Roll Jordan Roll in there somewhere

Some of those movements are Catcher Freeman-esque.

 

[Onemic]

whoops

 

[Boss Riovane]

do the outside cats leave you offerings?

Yes actually. While the one I feed pizza to brings me stuffed animals. I mean he fucking walks that shit down the hallway and drops it at my feet.

 

[JustAnotherMike]

I see you, Esco

Hope we get some Roll Jordan Roll in there somewhere

I was done with AC after brotherhood, but this may get me back. I'm surprised this is DLC because it looks like a whole game. Is Ubi trying to get back to that 90's era expansion pack mode?

And I thought you guys solved the AnnaSophia conundrum in the last thread. I guess some more R&D was needed.

 

[Byakuya769]

Listened to the latest podcast...

Slay, any shot you had with Satch was ruined after that showing. Holy shit, my dude.

 

[TheKaeptain]

That last page is like "What do heels do for a woman?"

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I haven't been posting much, trying to sort out some school stuff. I'm switching schools and I'm also gonna be in a new place tomorrow.

Whenever I can get a decent internet hook up there I'll get the next podcast in order.

 

[Nakazato]

I haven't been posting much, trying to sort out some school stuff. I'm switching schools and I'm also gonna be in a new place tomorrow.

Whenever I can get a decent internet hook up there I'll get the next podcast in order.

I might down for it not 100% but I might be

 

[Slayven]

I haven't been posting much, trying to sort out some school stuff. I'm switching schools and I'm also gonna be in a new place tomorrow.

Whenever I can get a decent internet hook up there I'll get the next podcast in order.

#whereintheworldismoris

I might be retiring from the podcasting game.

 

[Htown]

I see you, Esco

This is exactly the video game I want. I am tempted to buy Black Flag just for this, but I'm operating under the assumption it's just a couple hours of content. :/

Much appreciated fam. We pushing for much, much more.

Thanks, Esco. Unfortunately I haven't touched AC since Brotherhood, so I'm unsure if I should just jump back in with DLC for 4.

 

[The Faceless Master]

I see you, Esco

damn, why can't this be a standalone digital short instead of DLC!?

 

[harSon]

I see you, Esco

Hope we get some Roll Jordan Roll in there somewhere

Year of the slave continues.

Looks good, although I haven't played an AC game since the first :/

 

[Devolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93830911&postcount=113

Does he just blank out the dudes?

 

[cdyhybrid]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93830911&postcount=113

Does he just blank out the dudes?

Seems video game females are supposed to look like Victoria's Secret models, even though they're supposed to be fighters/superheroes/etc. that carry around 10-foot long swords and giant guns and shit.

 

[Devolution]

Seems video game females are supposed to look like Victoria's Secret models, even though they're supposed to be fighters/superheroes/etc. that carry around 10-foot long swords and giant guns and shit.

My favorite is getting picky about lighting, shadows or game physics.

"Well why doesn't this female have armor, isn't she in the army?"
"STOP THE PC BULLSHIT PLEASE."

 

[Imm0rt4l]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=93830911&postcount=113

Does he just blank out the dudes?

Both sakura and elena are likely bigger than him. Mix in his male entitlement to be stronk and you get a whiny post such as that one. Sf4 art style is ass though.


Reminds me of this skinny guy at the gym telling this girl that its impossible for girls to do chinups despite having seen her just do them. Claimed that she was on roids.

 

[DominoKid]

SF4 just looks like shit in general.

 

[lordmrw]

The dark day that I dreaded would come has finally arrived: neogaf is blocked at work. Now I need to find another active forum to browse that won't hit the work filter. Damn it all to hell.

 

[cdyhybrid]

The dark day that I dreaded would come has finally arrived: neogaf is blocked at work. Now I need to find another active forum to browse that won't hit the work filter. Damn it all to hell.

Just surf on your phone.

 

[Devolution]

Reminds me of this skinny guy at the gym telling this girl that its impossible for girls to do chinups despite having seen her just do them. Claimed that she was on roids.

What a fucking ignorant dumbass.

 

[J10]

We get school girls, ninjas, business women, street walkers, soldiers, belly dancers, assassins - all hyper sexualized. When do we get a female fighting game character drawn like Rufus? I can't think of any.

 

[Devolution]

We get school girls, ninjas, business women, street walkers, soldiers, belly dancers, assassins - all hyper sexualized. When do we get a female fighting game character drawn like Rufus? I can't think of any.

Or a female character like that in general.

But it's some kind of feminist agenda to make these obvious observations of how shitty the variance is among body types and character types of female characters.

 

[J10]

I just remembered Poison is a boy. They shoulda made Hugo a girl just to fuck with people.

 

[lordmrw]

Just surf on your phone.

The wi-fi at work is also subject to the work filter, trust me that was the first thing I tried.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Or a female character like that in general.

But it's some kind of feminist agenda to make these obvious observations of how shitty the variance is among body types and character types of female characters.

I don't know if it will count but Moxxis Daughter in Borderlands 2.

 

[Byakuya769]

Destiny and Uncharted cannot come soon enough. I am sick and fucking tired of these two shot stops and "I was first to the grassy knoll" shooters.

 

[GhettoGamer]

Some of those movements are Catcher Freeman-esque.

Like for real, in one scene it looks like he about to Scorpion Death Drop a nigga lol

 

[Mrs. Manky]

We get school girls, ninjas, business women, street walkers, soldiers, belly dancers, assassins - all hyper sexualized. When do we get a female fighting game character drawn like Rufus? I can't think of any.

Mary from Tobal.

Mitsuko the Boar from Bloody Roar.

EDIT: Thank you, Esco for that Black Flag.

 

[J10]

Good recall. I vaguely remember Mary from Tobal, but I skipped out on Bloody Roar entirely.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Angela Belti from Power Instinct?

 

[Gorillaz]

Destiny and Uncharted cannot come soon enough. I am sick and fucking tired of these two shot stops and "I was first to the grassy knoll" shooters.

Lol what do you mean

 

[lordmrw]

Angela Belti from Power Instinct?

They'd probably say she's too muscular.

 

[Slayven]

TI has an animated Christmas special

 

[Byakuya769]

Lol what do you mean

Games where who saw who is more important and you die very quickly in contrast to games where traversal, movement and weapon switching is more important (usually arena shooters).