Vermillion
Banned
"Babe I've got all sorts of new ideas. BasementNerd21 says I can save money by just keeping you pregnant all the time but some of the other internet strangers with little to no experience with the opposite sex said they need pictures of your body to judge whether your confidence issues are legitimate. So I showed them a line up of you and your sisters so they could see your bust was smaller.
So how about that pregnant thing?"
I said most would be terrible advice *shrug*
I'm still amazed how some of these dudes that seemingly can't tie their shoes in the morning are not only married but the wife thought it was a good idea to let them procreate.
I've learned very quickly that the advice for a proper relationship is really just for that - a properly functioning socially acceptable relationship. There are always worse off people in relationships. Always.