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[Boss Riovane]

And I gotta add this as well.
youtu.be/3mAJU_ZKhEM

Ladies give your man that attention as well. And level your game up because if you ain't curling toes then you doing it wrong.

 

[ishibear]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

I was with a dude who was like that. Goddamn that was terrible.

 

[Devolution]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

I don't find any position bad but that is definitely bottom of the list for me. Legs have to go up or something if I'm on my back to really feel good.

 

[Boss Riovane]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

My condolences. Nothing worse than unsatisfying coitus.

 

[GotEmRunnin]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

But you stayed there and finished right? I've straight taken women souls in the past if I wasn't comfortable. From my experience nothing can hurt a women more than knowing she can't satisfy a dude. Regardless of the situation we as men are supposed to finish. For a simple chick.....the power of the P is all she got. You take that away you take her soul. Did it twice in my lifetime and I've never seen a sadder face on a woman.....

 

[DY_nasty]

I've some horrible lays but there is nothing worse than a chick that just lays there.

There is nothing more disappointing in life than a dime who rolls over and plays dead.

But what kills me

what truly burns my soul

is when those same women come at you the next day like they just put it down and blew your mind or something. like the very sight of them in the nude silently caused me to go into cardiac arrest.

i'd rather go back in time and cancel all my childhood birthdays than put up with that shit

 

[akira28]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

yeah, when they are not only unresponsive, but noncooperative, it's a pain. It's like well fine, I'll try to get mine, but it would be better if we...never mind. I'm like..do you even sex? And they wonder why they don't like sex more, or don't get called back. "I don't like being told what to do, and those other positions make me uncomfortable." Well work with the man, and figure it out!

is when those same women come at you the next day like they just put it down and blew your mind or something. like the very sight of them in the nude silently caused me to go into cardiac arrest.

straight-face her and talk about maybe trying something different next time. Just like a dude who thinks their dick is God's gift to women, some women need to be re-adjusted too. 'it was pretty good, yeah. pretty good.'

 

[royalan]

There is nothing worse is sex than a guy who wants to switch positions every 5 strokes.

 

[ishibear]

Everybody got their favorite position but damn I can't be bothered with anyone who can't experiment sometimes.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Some dudes think Li'l Wayne lyrics are instructions

Muerta

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

I'm just glad I figured out cum control. Right spot and pressure to let her finish, then I can just go on command. Oh, and no condoms. Sorry single brehs. That shit sucks. IUD is my favorite friend. Right under Jesus.

 

[Devolution]

Everybody got their favorite position but damn I can't be bothered with anyone who can't experiment sometimes.

If I've learned anything it's that favorite position is not always compatible with another person. Size and pelvic tilt can render a lot of things different.

 

[DY_nasty]

straight-face her and talk about maybe trying something different next time. Just like a dude who thinks their dick is God's gift to women, some women need to be re-adjusted too. 'it was pretty good, yeah. pretty good.'

too late she's in the bushes

 

[GotEmRunnin]

I'm just glad I figured out cum control. Right spot and pressure to let her finish, then I can just go on command. Oh, and no condoms. Sorry single brehs. That shit sucks.

I founds this holy grail at 19. Been locking that shit up on command ever since.

 

[akira28]

There is nothing worse is sex than a guy who wants to switch positions every 5 strokes.

too much time spent constructing the porno move list.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

too much time spent constructing the porno move list.

Lawl. Lab monsters thinking watching porn combos substitutes for life experience.

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

Ya'll actually have signature strokes?

InexperiencedGAF wants to know ...

 

[ishibear]

If I've learned anything it's that favorite position is not always compatible with another person. Size and pelvic tilt can render a lot of things different.

Mmhm. And missionary is not one of my favorites so being stuck with that position was dreadful.

 

[Professor Beef]

Lawl. Lab monsters thinking watching porn combos substitutes for life experience.

fuck, lmao

 

[DY_nasty]

Ya'll actually have signature strokes?

InexperiencedGAF wants to know ...

you seen haunted house?

marlon was right. when she played his Vortex that man was broken

 

[TheKaeptain]

I'm going to share this with you'll because it is hilarious.

A friend of mine was dating Katja Kassin. He didn't know she was in porn. So he started going at it and she told him he didn't want him to treat her like she gets treated in porn. After that he told me he couldn't perform because he got intimidated.

Mmhm. And missionary is not one of my favorites so being stuck with that position was dreadful.

I'm weird about it. I like it but only if the chick is into it too and knows how to work her hips.

 

[royalan]

Lawl. Lab monsters thinking watching porn combos substitutes for life experience.

Basically. And 9 times out of 10 this is the main reason dudes suck in bed. Doing way too much.

 

[Devolution]

Ya'll actually have signature strokes?

InexperiencedGAF wants to know ...

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

 

[EscoBlades]

I've been with a chick that said nope to any position other than missionary. She was horrible.

Yup!

 

[royalan]

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

AMEN

 

[ishibear]

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

+1

Spoiler

Learning how to work it without even moving was the most awesome thing.

 

[Oldschoolgamer]

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

Preach.

 

[DY_nasty]

I'm weird about it. I like it but only if the chick is into it too and knows how to work her hips.

clap

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

friend of mine looked like he was trying to live out one of those dancehall videos when i walked in on him

girl looked so unamused

 

[Boss Riovane]

You cats must have missed my edit.

And on that same token, ladies don't be bullshitting on it. Put it on a motherfucker. The greatest thing I ever heard from a woman back in the day was "Motherfucker I will sit on your shit and concentrate". In nerd speak will call that the " X-Fer"(Yes a FF6 reference).

Hopping up and down will lead to a sex related injury.

 

[TheKaeptain]

This page is killing btw. I'm not even supposed to be thinking about sex.

 

[GungHo]

Dudes ain't the only ones who need stroke game. Getting on top and riding is more than just hopping up and down.

If you're gonna bounce on it, please get the rhythm down because if I'm tilting one way while you're tilting the other, it makes things go bendy that ain't supposed to go bendy.

 

[Boss Riovane]

There's nothing like having an adult conversation about sex with like minded individuals. This is the time for those inexperienced motherfuckers to ask questions. You will get an honest answer.

 

[akira28]

Hopping up and down will lead to a sex related injury.

yep. not trying to get a broken dick. if she's going to do that, at least know how to grip.

 

[The Insane Dufresne]

The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Learn the responsibilities of having a BBC

 

[Devolution]

If you're gonna bounce on it, please get the rhythm down because if I'm tilting one way while you're tilting the other, it makes things go bendy that ain't supposed to go bendy.

I don't bounce much hip movement + kegels tho, yup.

 

[DY_nasty]

That Katt Williams show did a lot for me too. With the Magic # part and the 'you should be thinking about everything BUT her' stuff especially.

No lie - when I'm about to tap out near my magic number and need to dig deeper for that mental timeout I need to recuperate, I always go to imagining Rosie O'Donnell, Tetris, distance running, and food (probably chicken pot pie) in that exact order. I swear I find the peace I need through it to get that hard reset.

 

[Byakuya769]

I'm just glad I figured out cum control. Right spot and pressure to let her finish, then I can just go on command. Oh, and no condoms. Sorry single brehs. That shit sucks. IUD is my favorite friend. Right under Jesus.

Had my first kid using an IUD.




No really.

 

[EscoBlades]

The greatest thing I ever heard from a woman back in the day was "Motherfucker I will sit on your shit and concentrate".

Amazing, haha.

Just as with riding, doggy needs that rhythm as well.

 

[royalan]

That Katt Williams show did a lot for me too. With the Magic # part and the 'you should be thinking about everything BUT her' stuff especially.

No lie - when I'm about to tap out near my magic number and need to dig deeper for that mental timeout I need to recuperate, I always go to imagining Rosie O'Donnell, Tetris, distance running, and food (probably chicken pot pie) in that exact order. I swear I find the peace I need through it to get that hard reset.

...what's the magic number?

 

[Boss Riovane]

All about hips and muscle control. That shit goes for both men and women. Nothing beats having a solid groove and movement.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Had my first kid using an IUD.




No really.

same.

The Black Culture Thread |OT7| Learn the responsibilities of having a BBC

I'm white tho.

 

[ViewtifulJC]

I'm white tho.

Get out

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Get out

 

[TheKaeptain]

Get out

Fuck you.

 

[FyreWulff]

All that being said some women need to learn what position they can ride a dick in rather than just be prone.

Step your sex game up people.

This so much

Nobody wants to ride. Only on their back or doggy. Wish they would but my current fwb has explained why, so I don't ask her to do it. The other ones just didn't want to.

 

[GotEmRunnin]

There's nothing like having an adult conversation about sex with like minded individuals. This is the time for those inexperienced motherfuckers to ask questions. You will get an honest answer.

Lurkers won't say shit, but you right tho.

Same dudes will be talking about how sharp a chicks knees or how ugly she is....


Side note: Do you remember your "ugly" lay? Mine was Samantha A. chick was 6 years my senior and had a body like a seamonkey.......I was stoned out of my mind, single, and blue balled. I smashed

Spoiler

3 times cuz it was surprisingly good

 

[Boss Riovane]

Fucking correctly is for all races and genders. Straight or gay, fucking correctly takes time and patience.

I'm a firm believer that when you with someone, it takes a minimal of five times to determine if their sex is worth it. Think about it like this, the first time could be a fluke going either way. Second time is a little more comfortable but not their yet. By the third time you should have a groove. Fourth time should clean up any misconceptions and some experiments should be put in action. That fifth time is a final exam. If its worth a damn then keep it going obviously. If there's no improvement then drop that shit.

 

[Trey]

That Katt Williams show did a lot for me too. With the Magic # part and the 'you should be thinking about everything BUT her' stuff especially.

No lie - when I'm about to tap out near my magic number and need to dig deeper for that mental timeout I need to recuperate, I always go to imagining Rosie O'Donnell, Tetris, distance running, and food (probably chicken pot pie) in that exact order. I swear I find the peace I need through it to get that hard reset.

I do math.

 

[TheKaeptain]

Lurkers won't say shit, but you right tho.

Same dudes will be talking about how sharp a chicks knees or how ugly she is....


Side note: Do you remember your "ugly" lay? Mine was Samantha A. chick was 6 years my senior and had a body like a seamonkey.......I was stoned out of my mind, single, and blue balled. I smashed

Spoiler

3 times cuz it was surprisingly good

I don't do ugly.

 

[Jackben]

same.



I'm white tho.

Get out