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[Professor Beef]

Get out

He ain't black like us

 

[Wynnebeck]

Y'all gon end up like wynnebeck y'all keep doin all this sexin

Bruh I wish I did have a Brazzers style fuckfest that resulted in ol' girl getting pregnant. Would have made for a better story than my inspiration for Drake's new single.

 

[DY_nasty]

...what's the magic number?

its the approximate number of stroke you normally go before hitting a climax (does not apply to surprise freak moves from your partner because that will completely throw you every single time)

it was a joke - but people really should get a good solid grasp of how long they can go and at what pace before they climax instead of being constantly 'surprised'

 

[Ricky Ricardo]

its the approximate number of stroke you normally go before hitting a climax (does not apply to surprise freak moves from your partner because that will completely throw you every single time)

WAT. Surely you lay down rules against such gamebreakers, right?

 

[Deleted member 47027]

WAT. Surely you lay down rules against such gamebreakers, right?

never, because they're almost always good surprises

it's worth having the plan changed

 

[Boss Riovane]

its the approximate number of stroke you normally go before hitting a climax (does not apply to surprise freak moves from your partner because that will completely throw you every single time)

it was a joke - but people really should get a good solid grasp of how long they can go and at what pace before they climax instead of being constantly 'surprised'

Absolutely agree. Some times backing it down a speed can help. Only fucking amateurs go Nick Cannon in the nookie.


Always adjust accordingly.

Oh and another thing if you bout to throw down, don't box above your motherfucking weight class. Don't try that acrobatic bullshit if you ain't confident or experienced enough to try it.

 

[Slayven]

What ever happened letting tv shows cook? If shit doesn't blow you away in the opening it is the worse thing ever. Hard discussing shit on the internet. Can't wait until Better call Saul and True Detective "they suck now" threads.

 

[Dereck]

Is Paul Mooney funny?

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Had my first kid using an IUD.




No really.

same.

Did they come out holding the IUD with one hand and the other hand with the middle finger up, like, 'fuck yo girl, fuck yo sleep, fuck yo house, fuck errthang about you nicca!'

Real talk, I met a cat that found out the snips didn't work when his wife got pregnant with the 5th child. Everything has a failure rate. Hopefully, God likes me.

Fucking correctly is for all races and genders. Straight or gay, fucking correctly takes time and patience.

I'm a firm believer that when you with someone, it takes a minimal of five times to determine if their sex is worth it. Think about it like this, the first time could be a fluke going either way. Second time is a little more comfortable but not their yet. By the third time you should have a groove. Fourth time should clean up any misconceptions and some experiments should be put in action. That fifth time is a final exam. If its worth a damn then keep it going obviously. If there's no improvement then drop that shit.

I don't know. I smashed my wife and knew the first time. It was a wrap. I think we did it missionary too. Once I found that spot overlooking Niagara falls, I was thinking 5 years out, not returning other girls calls. A girl gets gushy and comes a couple times, I'm straight. When a girl has cum control....whew.

I will say, I did have a lame gf in college. Dry as a sahara. I was probably just was the wrong one for her. We all get a bad roll of the dice. I just know, I've met other girls who don't need a lot. They just can launch after 10 minutes. Maybe I got better. Maybe that old busted broad was just wack. I don't know and I don't care. But damn if thinking about her is like smelling old eggs. Damn, what was I thinking. Wasted a good 2 years with that.

 

[Deleted member 47027]

Is Paul Mooney funny?

My brother saw him recently and he said it was a masterfully crafted night to make white people feel bad about things they do.

So maybe. I always enjoyed him but I think he's moving away from comedy and into a much more serious role.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

He ain't black like us

Let's get em.

 

[wingedkraby]

Lurkers won't say shit, but you right tho.

Same dudes will be talking about how sharp a chicks knees or how ugly she is....


Side note: Do you remember your "ugly" lay? Mine was Samantha A. chick was 6 years my senior and had a body like a seamonkey.......I was stoned out of my mind, single, and blue balled. I smashed

Spoiler

3 times cuz it was surprisingly good

"Body like a seamonkey..."
That one is going in the book.

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Is Paul Mooney funny?

Hell yeah, go see it.

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/04/la-naacp-pres-says-sterlings-words-dont-reflect-his-heart/

Did we see this?

“God teaches us to forgive, and the way I look at it, after a sustained period of proof to the African American community that those words don’t reflect his heart, I think there’s room for forgiveness. I wouldn’t be a Christian if I said there wasn’t,” Jenkins said.

Ass clown.

Just to make you hate Soul Glo more:

 

[Parallax]

Absolutely agree. Some times backing it down a speed can help. Only fucking amateurs go Nick Cannon in the nookie.


Always adjust accordingly.

Oh and another thing if you bout to throw down, don't box above your motherfucking weight class. Don't try that acrobatic bullshit if you ain't confident or experienced enough to try it.

Ive experienced that superfreak shit once.

It was...offputting. she spoke too much too. Who the hell thinks trying to hold full conversations mid stroke is a good thing?

http://blacksportsonline.com/home/2014/04/la-naacp-pres-says-sterlings-words-dont-reflect-his-heart/

Did we see this?

Ass clown.

coon train candidate

 

[Boss Riovane]

Lurkers won't say shit, but you right tho.

Same dudes will be talking about how sharp a chicks knees or how ugly she is....


Side note: Do you remember your "ugly" lay? Mine was Samantha A. chick was 6 years my senior and had a body like a seamonkey.......I was stoned out of my mind, single, and blue balled. I smashed

Spoiler

3 times cuz it was surprisingly good

Goddammit now I got that old TV show stuck in my head.

You tagged a broad that looked like that. I think we all got that wildebeest in the closet that we ain't proud of.

 

[DY_nasty]

Absolutely agree. Some times backing it down a speed can help. Only fucking amateurs go Nick Cannon in the nookie.


Always adjust accordingly.

Oh and another thing if you bout to throw down, don't box above your motherfucking weight class. Don't try that acrobatic bullshit if you ain't confident or experienced enough to try it.

fucking lol

 

[andthebeatgoeson]

Oh yeah, another tip: try and get as much of both of your skin to touch. And grip that back/neck/bootie up. God gave you two hands for a reason. Alright, I'm out. Might have to light a candle tonight. It's our signal that port is open. Y'all got me out there right now.

Does chubby count for ugly? I do remember one not so great but with a perfect body. One night stand but she put it down, I would have...

 

[Byakuya769]

Did they come out holding the IUD with one hand and the other hand with the middle finger up, like, 'fuck yo girl, fuck yo sleep, fuck yo house, fuck errthang about you nicca!'

Real talk, I met a cat that found out the snips didn't work when his wife got pregnant with the 5th child. Everything has a failure rate. Hopefully, God likes me.

She came out laughing at our "five year plan."

 

[Slayven]

Speaking of Nick Cannon, I heard his comedy album. There are no words

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

King of the sea monkeys right there

Flavah Shotta in the house putting the helicopter on em

 

[Gorillaz]

Speaking of Nick Cannon, I heard his comedy album. There are no words

AOTY obviously

 

[Professor Beef]

Flavah Shotta in the house putting the helicopter on em

Flavah G right here, comin' atcha

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Merky Shotta

 

[Devolution]

WAT. Surely you lay down rules against such gamebreakers, right?

What?

Dude...no.

You don't lay down rules against stuff that could feel great.

 

[cdyhybrid]

Big Dollar

I'll take it.

 

[Slayven]

Kaep is white? Damn and we shared a love of Spiderman. I feel lied too.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Spooky Base.

Get ready for my collab with Spooky Black....who from here on out will be known as Spooky Shaft.

 

[Onemic]

Big Rotten

me likey

 

[Slayven]

Spooky Base.

Get ready for my collab with Spooky Black....who from here on out will be known as Spooky Shaft.

I thought you were going to hook up with Stormfront?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

I thought you were going to hook up with Stormfront?

Our album "Base + Shaft" will be 100% produced by the extra sensitive folks at stormfront.

 

[Scientist Supreme!]

Young Beatz lol

 

[Gorillaz]

Moris be real. You have an account at stormfront.

I bet you gave them the idea of doing daily podcast.

 

[soundscream]

Phat G.....................

 

[Devolution]

Moris be real. You have an account at stormfront.

I bet you gave them the idea of doing daily podcast.

You ain't shit till someone sockpuppets you on Stormfront.

 

[Retro_]

Mr. Swift

I like it!

 

[DY_nasty]

You ain't shit till someone sockpuppets you on Stormfront.

drink to that

 

[TheKaeptain]

Kaep is white? Damn and we shared a love of Spiderman. I feel lied too.

lol

 

[Slayven]

Our album "Base + Shaft" will be 100% produced by the extra sensitive folks at stormfront.

I heard Icefish is already prepping his diss verse.

 

[sooperkool]

same.



I'm white tho.

 

[Boss Riovane]

Danger Spittah. How apropos.

 

[Slayven]

Young Ace, sounds right.

 

[Silky]

Young Spittah lol

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Moris be real. You have an account at stormfront.

I bet you gave them the idea of doing daily podcast.

"If those people can do it once a month we can probably do one 5 days a week!"

Young Ace, sounds right.

except for that first part.

 

[Onemic]

Young Ace, sounds right.

That supposed to be irony?

 

[Slayven]

"If those people can do it once a month we can probably do one 5 days a week!"




except for that first part.

Shouldn't you be washing your hood, heard you and Sterling got a burning to go to.

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

Shouldn't you be washing your hood, heard you and Sterling got a burning to go to.

Stormfront posters wish they were half as about that life as Sterling.

 

[cyborg009]

Instagram's Hottest Women Read Thirsty Comments

edit: Like they didn't expect that.

Is Paul Mooney funny?

I liked some of his stuff but he kind of got repetitive to me later.

 

[Slayven]

Stormfront posters wish they were half as about that life as Sterling.

You calling them keyboard nazis?

 

[MorisUkunRasik]

You calling them keyboard nazis?

Studio skinheads.

 

[TheKaeptain]

I have an account on stormfront called harSon.