Professor Beef
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That part where he threatens to break that one chick in two? I was shook when I first saw that scene.
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That part where he threatens to break that one chick in two? I was shook when I first saw that scene.
EscoBlades
Ubisoft Marketing
This
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Devolution
Member
Gotta get them to actually go out or do things first.
Step your friend game up.
perineumlick
Member
Friday evening in NYC, the weather's nice, I got a pocket full of money, and I'm stuck on this fucking train derailment. FUCK!!!!
At least no one lost their life, but damn do I not want to be here in this tunnel.
At least no one lost their life, but damn do I not want to be here in this tunnel.
Jackben
bitch I'm taking calls.
Maybe I am outing myself a little here but friend game seems like a real thing. I have a partner and SO but since graduating high school and moving back to the US 8 years ago I've found it takes real effort to make friends and keep contacts strong. You have to stay after that shit and make connections, it isn't just handed to you like it was at school. At least that's been my experience, still trying to work on making some friends to hang out with outside of work/college classes.
Oldschoolgamer
The physical form of blasphemy
Lol. True enough.
Edit: Jackben, true story. I haven't been in school in forever and that shit def is true. Throw in babies and marriages and yea...
Boss Riovane
Member
Hell yeah. He showed that desperation when you lose everything. No fucks were given. But I will say my favorite scene is Dashs run and the minute he hit that water and that laugh. Also when Mr incredible was infiltrating the base and he threw that pod at the guards, right before you can hear him grunt from throwing it. Little details are always neat.
A team trying to help you get laid. That's fantastic.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
and dudes leaving for the military...Hell, one of my best friends from elementary school went overseas I rarely see homeboy anymore :/
That and people don't want to associate with someone that owns a Wii L.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
So what's your excuse, besides being a living L?
I hate people
Harold Arthur Wilson III
My applications get pushed through HR real quick. The worst thing about my name, outside of the fact that its old fashioned as fuck, is people telling me that I share names with: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Wilson
I heard that every history class I ever took, and I think a few dozen people told me within my trips to the UK.
CountBlack
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Kevin Hart going in on Mike Epps on twitter because he called him Overrated on the radio.
Kevin Hart told dude to kill himself and everything... comedian beef
Kevin Hart told dude to kill himself and everything... comedian beef
Kevin Hart is overrated. Dude is not funny. I feel like his whole schtick is for people to laugh at him and not with him.
^Pretty Much, I rather sit through a Tyler Perry movie than watch a Kevin Hart stand-up.
Professor Beef
Banned
Mike Epps is still a thing?
Watching paternity court and saw this dude on there. I don't even know how to pronounce this.
http://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/Clemmitwykie_Green_7087599/
Clemmitwykie? Da Fock?
http://georgia.arrests.org/Arrests/Clemmitwykie_Green_7087599/
Clemmitwykie? Da Fock?
Alligatorjandro
Banned
damn slayven
That's a big part of it. I'm down with that though - its a skill in itself.
What I don't like is how ABC/ESPN can't help but run it into the ground with corny shit. That's the risk involved in being that kind of comedian. Everyone is a part of your jokes.
GhettoGamer
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Mike epps has no room to call anyone overrated
Devolution
Member
Mike Epps will never obtain relevancy no matter how hard he tries.
MorisUkunRasik
Member
He's hitting up Ice Cube
"...alright, alright no more Fridays....that's cool, I hear ya. What about "All About The Money 2"? I got some ideas!"
GhettoGamer
Member
I wwonder what cube was smoking when they made janky promoters. It was a struggle movie but at the sametime it wasn't, like it was a daywalker
R
Retro_
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I much prefer Kevin Hart being on top than Katt Williams
Boss Riovane
Member
FTFY.
But beside that the only thing I liked Mike Epps in was Next Day Air. Fucker is a try hard comedian. Every stand up I've seen has been the same routine with very few deviations.
Kevin Hart is hit or miss. He got moments of comedic genius then he has Krov Mandoon.
GhettoGamer
Member
Katt Williams falls into that category too, same routine with little change
We talked about Kevin Hart only being relevant because Dave Chapelle left a gaping hole in the comedy scene for a while, but Mike Epps was only relevant because Chris Tucker gave up on poor performing Friday sequels for Rush Hour money. Dude has no room to call someone overrated. His best joke was making fun of those stupid Everest college commercials.
I could at least see Kevin Hart playing token funny black dudes in comedy films if Dave Chapelle had stayed on the air, but Mike Epps wouldn't have even made it past TV One comedies if Chris Tucker had stuck with Ice Cube.
I could at least see Kevin Hart playing token funny black dudes in comedy films if Dave Chapelle had stayed on the air, but Mike Epps wouldn't have even made it past TV One comedies if Chris Tucker had stuck with Ice Cube.
Whoa lets not go that far.
I agree
It's "All about the benjamins"
I watched that shit on BET and felt robbed.
Nope, Hart and Chapelle operate in two different sections of comedy.
Boss Riovane
Member
Nature abhors a vacuum.
Dave Chappelle left the game, Patrice O'Neal passed. My question is who can possibly fill the gaping hole of top black comedian with some crossover appeal. Kevin Hart is attempting to fill that hole, but he hasn't filled it yet or is coming close. Katt Williams had a shot, but he can't keep his shit together.
Dave Chappelle left the game, Patrice O'Neal passed. My question is who can possibly fill the gaping hole of top black comedian with some crossover appeal. Kevin Hart is attempting to fill that hole, but he hasn't filled it yet or is coming close. Katt Williams had a shot, but he can't keep his shit together.
Peanut butter on a burger... are people really running out of ideas...
That's a little bit much.
That's a little bit much.
GhettoGamer
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Cube should have left friday alone when Tucker wasn't coming back. The only two saving graces from the sequels was John Witherspoon and Pinky nugga
double jump
you haven't lived until a random little kid ask you "how do you make love".
Love peanut butter but that burger is scust.
Pinky should have got a spin off.
Their routines/styles are definitely different, but that doesn't matter to the mass market "college frat/watched the Hangover 50 times" audience Chapelle left hungry. They needed a black comedian that they could relate to and Kevin Hart was ready to go.
Boss Riovane
Member
If Friday were to comeback, the only choice has to be with Chris Tucker. But the chances of that are few and far between.
Massive Duck. C.M.
Banned
I would try a peanut butter & bacon burger, as long as the peanut butter was made specially for burger use. I've had some odd combinations
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Retro_
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It's mostly black people that I see like Kevin Hart.
I brought up Katt Williams because he seemed like the guy taking Chappelle's place there. Black comedian for white people to look at and go LOL THIS IS HOW THEY REALLY ARE. Kevin Hart's comedy doesn't seem to play off of black stereotypes as much as Williams or Chappelle's.
and to be fair that's not a place most black comedians want to be to begin with. I mean people forget Chappelle walked away from that status because he hated his comedy being consumed like that
They're both waaay too old to be making Friday movies. I figured that's the main reason Tucker didn't come back for the sequels.
It's done time to move on.
fixed
If that were true, then they'd never let him anywhere near the NBA All-Star game for 3 years in a row.
He's super safe in public.
ViewtifulJC
Banned
WHITE PEOPLE DO STUFF LIKE THIS
BLACK PEOPLE WE DO STUFF LIKE THIS
BLACK PEOPLE WE DO STUFF LIKE THIS
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Retro_
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Well if anything he's on that "Are We There Yet" white people appeal that Ice Cube be monopolizing.
He's not cooning for college kids like Katt Williams or Chappelle a.k.a he's not confirming racist thought by basing his act on pimping or crack addiction.( though to be fair to Chappelle, his stand up is legit. While I like his sketch show.....it got out of control with white people and he knew it)
I still can't believe Undercover Brother got made
And it was still the best thing he was ever a part of too lol
ViewtifulJC
Banned
Retro pls, my lightskin BayoBrotha, never diss Undercover Brother
if that was a diss? I'm very protective
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