So, we all watch porn. Well, most of us.
And you know how every so often, every few months or so, you kinda have to rotate out your collection? Add some new vids, get rid of some old ones, because the old stuff just isn't getting you going like it used to?
But you have that one video that's special. It may be old as shit, compressed as all fuck, and really kind of vanilla compared to the stuff you like now, but you keep it. Because something about it is special to you. Maybe it's that first porn tape that you found and stole from your uncle's house. Maybe it's the first video you downloaded from Napster, and it took 4 hours to download 5 minutes of grainy pleasure on a 56k connection. You keep it, because something about it gets you going like the very first time, every time you watch it.
Well, for me, watching George Zimmerman's life get steadily shittier is that video. I will never tire of it. It is the best porn.