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[Beefy]

The store that I work at is losing money and in the top five things that they can cut.

Sorry to hear that man

Man, quit playing

No playing he was walking with the parade for a bit. I was at the same carny aha

 

[Slayven]

I'm not trying to dislocate my clavicle

Just rub some tussin on it

 

[cdyhybrid]

Just rub some tussin on it

Whiskey will fix it up. If it works for Bond it'll work for him.

 

[ShadowSwordmaster]

Sorry to hear that man.

I know right? It's a good thing I'm in college right now, so I can find a job on campus.

 

[Elegant Weapon]

Sorry to hear that man



No playing he was walking with the parade for a bit. I was at the same carny aha

Man, if I get anywhere near John Boyega I'm sure I'd embarrass myself

Me and that dude are going to hang out one day

 

[Confusion Illusion]

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I hope y'all behaving your selves.

 

[Beefy]

Damn

@JohnJHarwood
Trump in Austin on Harvey floodwaters: "maybe some day it'll disappear"

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Damn

The fuck

 

[Zekes!]

Damn

the fuck

edit:

damn it Jandro

 

[Zantetsuken]

John Doey, please explain:

Looks like a medieval executioner

 

[Zekes!]

John Doey, please explain:

Is that a gritty Mask reboot?

 

[Elegant Weapon]

Is that a gritty Mask reboot?

Criminal being hung over a roof by the mask: "Hey man, you one of the good guys, you can't drop me"

Gritty reboot Mask: "Somebody stop me"

 

[Malyse]

Is that a gritty Mask reboot?

No, The Cape.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Damn

This orange piece of trash. Even worse, while he was there, this stupid orange prick was talking about crowd sizes and congratulating himself when the storm blows over. WHAT THE FUCK!!!

 

[Angelus Errare]

Criminal being hung over a roof by the mask: "Hey man, you one of the good guys, you can't drop me"

Gritty reboot Mask: "Somebody stop me"

lmao

 

[Frozenprince]

Folks pissing all over while drunk smh

 

[Malyse]

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Fuck this orange bastard. Man is a soulless monster.

 

[RedHoodedOwl]

No, The Cape.

This isn't a gritty adaptation of the Tick?

 

[D i Z]

I'm just in it for the jokes now. I can't even anymore.

 

[Malyse]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

 

[RedHoodedOwl]

I'm tired of hearing about Taylor Swift's new video.

 

[LotusHD]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

Too much damn truth for one article lol

 

[RedHoodedOwl]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

lol! Jezebel readers

 

[Forearm Star]

fuck man

Bout to hit the gym and flex on y'all with these 10lb abominable crunches

Plz be easy

Fuck a Cracker Barrel.

http://www.food.com/recipe/crock-pot-apple-butter-93886

Oh snap thanks!

I don't even know if that's worth it. Someone just mentioned apple butter before, I had no clue it was a thing.

 

[Johndoey]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

god damn

 

[cdyhybrid]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

Oh boy, people gonna be mad

 

[Malyse]

Oh snap thanks!

I don't even know if that's worth it. Someone just mentioned apple butter before, I had no clue it was a thing.

ME. It was ME that mentioned apple butter because APPLE BUTTER IS THE FUCKING SHIT. To be clear, apple butter is THE shit, unlike jelly which is just shit.

Man, basically anything made into a butter is goddamn wonderful. Peanut butter? YES. Apple butter? YES. Almond butter? YES. Cookie butter? MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY. Food (not meat) + Butter = Food living its best life.

 

[Alligatorjandro]

Almond butter is expensive as hell

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

Malyse, you that motherfucker! A1.

 

[D i Z]

ME. It was ME that mentioned apple butter because APPLE BUTTER IS THE FUCKING SHIT. To be clear, apple butter is THE shit, unlike jelly which is just shit.

Man, basically anything made into a butter is goddamn wonderful. Peanut butter? YES. Apple butter? YES. Almond butter? YES. Cookie butter? MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY. Food (not meat) + Butter = Food living its best life.

I don't know man. I don't recall you saying anything that wasn't just foul, and Mrs. Manky came in with some knowledge to help us all eat a little better.

 

[Confusion Illusion]

Malyse sure is passionate about his butters.

 

[Forearm Star]

Almond butter is expensive as hell

Stop changing your avatar

Also that's true..

ME. It was ME that mentioned apple butter because APPLE BUTTER IS THE FUCKING SHIT. To be clear, apple butter is THE shit, unlike jelly which is just shit.

Man, basically anything made into a butter is goddamn wonderful. Peanut butter? YES. Apple butter? YES. Almond butter? YES. Cookie butter? MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY. Food (not meat) + Butter = Food living its best life.

What about truffle butter

 

[Mrs. Manky]

Malyse sure is passionate about his butters.

 

[Shy]

I'm fine. Started working again and all feels good.

That's good to hear.

Also, I killed Numb. No way around it. There can be only one.

LMAO.

Good evening ladies and gentlemen.
I hope y'all behaving your selves.

Evening.

Doing my best.

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

 

[Johndoey]

Getting back into X-Com 2, having an easier go of the early game.

 

[NipplesAndToes23]

I've been meaning to ask this for a couple of weeks now.
Where the hell has Numb been ? Haven't seen him around for a bit.

I saw his black ass in Gaf-Hop last night/early this morning.

 

[Mizerman]

I've been meaning to ask this for a couple of weeks now.

Where the hell has Numb been ? Haven't seen him around for a bit.

Numb is like a shadow. He appears when you least expect it. Because then you will get shanked.

 

[Lightning_Roller]

Numb is probably up to Tekken shenanigans....

 

[Malyse]

I don't know man. I don't recall you saying anything that wasn't just foul, and Mrs. Manky came in with some knowledge to help us all eat a little better.

I will cut you.

Lemme clear this up right quick:

FUCK.
ALL.
JELLY.

I don't even like Strawberry Jelly. Jam is less bad, but the GOAT is butter. Apple butter is good as fuck.

These philistines I deal with.

Apple butter is a goddamn treat.

Almond butter is expensive as hell

You ain't lying. Every butter but butter and peanut butter is expensive as fuck.

 

[Shy]

I saw his black ass in Gaf-Hop last night/early this morning.

Ohh. I wonder why he don't come round here no more.

Numb is like a shadow. He appears when you least expect it. Because then you will get shanked.

LMAO.

 

[D i Z]

I will cut you.

I don't believe you.

 

[Kelsdesu]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360


Getting real out there. I never understood why motherfuckers gotta know how somebody feels after something nad happens on National TV no less.

 

[LotusHD]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360


Getting real out there. I never understood why motherfuckers gotta know how somebody feels after something nad happens on National TV no less.

Damn.

 

[Massive Duck. C.M.]

http://www.theroot.com/the-five-types-of-becky-1798543210

I am fucking dying.

lol damn

didn't even recognize Schumer without the caption, life came at her in a Mack truck

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Man, if I get anywhere near John Boyega I'm sure I'd embarrass myself

Me and that dude are going to hang out one day

I have been there and I've done that

For only 30 minutes

/brag

 

[Lightning_Roller]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360


Getting real out there. I never understood why motherfuckers gotta know how somebody feels after something nad happens on National TV no less.

I feel bad for her and her children. And to the others suffering from Harvey as well.

 

[Enzom21]

https://mobile.twitter.com/bustedcoverage/status/902589793619599360


Getting real out there. I never understood why motherfuckers gotta know how somebody feels after something nad happens on National TV no less.

"If it bleeds it leads." These people are usually empty vessels who only view human suffering and tragedy as a means to get ratings.

 

[Slayven]

"If it bleeds it leads." These people are usually empty vessels who only view human suffering and tragedy as a means to get ratings.

Especially when your in a small market trying to step up somewhere bigger

 

[Aiustis]

So I think my favorite black sitcom is Bernie Mac solely because of how much I relate to it; being a kid removed from a messed up parent and sent to live with their well off sibling.