Dreams-Visions
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pootie tang is indeed the only ridiculous movie that I can watch. most others, I can't stand.Imm0rt4l said:
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The Black Culture Thread
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perfectnight
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spindashing said:
I knew a couple of girls in HS who already had 1~2+ kids before they even graduated. Fucking depressing.
lightless_shado said:
Tell your friend to stop bringing him along.
Half and half
Member
lightless_shado said:
I'd stop hanging with him, and if everyone else is cool with his racist jokes, I'd stop hanging with them too.
People say racist stuff b/c their friends tolerate it (not you).
edit:
I'm cold-blooded though.
Black Jesus
this popped up on my facebook feed, I haven't seen this in forever. Boondocks bootleg is hilarious.
this popped up on my facebook feed, I haven't seen this in forever. Boondocks bootleg is hilarious.
Only? I think you missing one, kind sir.Dreams-Visions said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JOQwxbSwhgk
MWS Natural
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Never heard of this dude before he dissed Lil B but I like his message:Imm0rt4l said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58-f1bRJrp0&feature=related
I've had this happen with quite a few former friends that went to different high schools after middle school ended. One girl I swear was UGLY as SIN, now I see like 5 years later on FB and she looks like a model. Puberty can be a bitch.perfectnight said:
Such a classic.Lebron said:
lightless_shado
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Imm0rt4l said:
He asks questions like "do you talk with clicks?" "ever been to Africa?" "Do you know ____ person(who just happens to be black). "How come Michael Jackson wanted to be white and Eminem wants to be black? isn't that funny?" "I bet if eminem met you he'd give you like whatever you want because he got to hang out with a real black guy"
He ends shit like that usually with a "just kidding" or "just joking" and sometimes a "sorry" its like he wants to be racist, but he's afraid of backlash. It sucks because he's a workout buddy of a good friend of mine and they hang out on occasion and the other day he brought him around and it was just a dreadful experience. My other friend at times will just try to ignore what he says or straight up tell him that its not funny and it just doesn't seem to stop him. I can't say I'm too surprised though, there is VERY little diversity where I live.
I think I'll just let my friend know that he needs to tell him to quit it once and for all or I won't hang out with him if he's bringing him along.
Those aren't even funny. I'd imagine he is trying to offend, but the way those joke reads he sounds socially awkward.lightless_shado said:
On an unrelated note I'd like to file a motion to disown phoenix dark
MWS Natural
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I always thought he was only a part time member anyways lol.Imm0rt4l said:
spindashing
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I want to get traded!
White power!
White power!
Don't hurt me, guys.
Face it Tiger..
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spindashing said:
My heart is borked. :'(
eternaLightness
Member
So black gaf, I almost did it with a big white chick a few days ago. Almost became a statistic.
heliosRAzi
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Parallax said:
I find this picture offensive to the black community. There is a white man in the background and he is clearly their masterKaizer said:
lightless_shado
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phoenixdark said:
This killed me. Just seemed so random.
eternaLightness said:
How did this almost happen? People are always expecting me to hook up with a below par white chick but in all fairness I don't have much of a choice seeing as there are very few black people who are actually living here.
eternaLightness
Member
Parallax said:
Lol nope. She's pretty cute though too. Ain't nothing wrong with big women!
She's in one of my classes and we started to talk a bit. Found out she's pretty cool. Asked if I'd like to hang out sometime so I said sure.. We chilled at her crib and watched movies. Ended up going to her room and start making out like crazy. Got super close to really going at it until I realized I had no protection and decided to bounce. I still talk to her though.
BloodySinner
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I'll just leave this here...
Half and half
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eternaLightness said:
Sounds like unfinished business. Go get some protection and invite her to your place.
ChocolateCupcakes
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What is going on? This last page has been so random.
MWS Natural
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Your KFC eatin' ass was already on the watch list anyways bra lol.spindashing said:
If she has a cute face and the ass is fat SMASH away. I got a cute WG with a fatty next to me right now. Gotta get my Yeezy on babyeternaLightness said:
Blame it on the media.Londa said:I'm really tired of how black people should act and look a certain way, or they aren't considered black and must be mixed or some other nationality. Not every black person talks ghetto and has nappy hair and dark skin.
But at the end of the day, you just have to be yourself, and don't let anyone pigeonhole you into into a role. Tell them to kiss your ass and keep steppin'.
ChocolateCupcakes
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Londa said:
This is why its almost stressful visiting my old friends in the Bronx. Its even worse when its 50 year olds saying that. I just move along.
ChocolateCupcakes said:
its someone even closer than that. So I can't really move along. It's someone who isn't black.
My close friends have also said I don't look black but more Spanish. They don't say it a lot, but they insist over and over again when they do bring it up. They notice how I get upset, but they think I don't know how really Spanish I look and need to know. I never got this comparison until I moved to an area that has a lot of Spanish living in the area. However before that, I was just thought of as having mixed parents.
eternaLightness
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Dabanton said:
Nope. Sure do want to though!
We might chill again tonight after she gets off work. I'll be prepared
.I wonder why it's only black people that can be "not black enough". I don't think I've ever heard someone say "not white enough" or "not Asian enough".
Half and half
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Londa said:
Sorry to hear that, Londa. It's a tough one to handle, so chin up and do your best to politely tell them to ease off.
Or, you can just go all black on them and show them what's up.
The Faceless Master
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what i do is just not give a fuck
that or bring up stupid and petty shit in response like how they must be white cause they bought clorox instead of the store brand bleach
that or bring up stupid and petty shit in response like how they must be white cause they bought clorox instead of the store brand bleach
Londa said:I'm really tired of how black people should act and look a certain way, or they aren't considered black and must be mixed or some other nationality. Not every black person talks ghetto and has nappy hair and dark skin.
It's worse for people who actually are darkskin.
...and have a Nigerian last name.
But I don't give a fuck, because I'm awesome.
Dreams-Visions
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I admit, reading your post followed by looking at your avatar made me smile a bit.AzureJericho said:
ChocolateCupcakes
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The Faceless Master said:
This made me laugh waaaaay to much.
Have you guys heard of Prince Ea? This is pretty funny.
AMAZING NERD RAPPER PWNS BULLIES ON LIVE RADIO
Like the glasses.
AMAZING NERD RAPPER PWNS BULLIES ON LIVE RADIO
Like the glasses.
Londa said:
A bunch of things related to the "you don't act/sound black" (sometimes I feel like that's all I ever mention in this thread, lol) mostly because of how varied I am and how passionate I get for things that seem "not black". There was actually a time when my father could have fallen along that same line of thought (though more "you don't act Nigerian" than black) since compared to himself (and a lot of his Nigerian friends & their families) I'm a more mellow and humble guy.
There was also a side issue where thanks to my family name/skin tone there were folks who just straight up dismissed the other half of my heritage (Jamaican) thinking that I was lying about it to fit in. I mean, its just as ridiculous as it sounds and for a long time I thought it was just one of those jokes until one time when my mother showed up for a meeting I had in high school with the faculty and people were fucking mystified. Imagine a tall 6' really dark/chocolate skin guy showing up with a 5'7 light skinned woman speaking fluent English but switching in and out between that and patois with me doing the same thing. (Funfact: I can't speak patois at all unless I'm around family, it just feels off when I do. :lol)
But otherwise, there isn't really anything to do more than hope that someday you can just be fine doing or enjoying whatever without being looked down upon for not falling into rank and file.
spindashing
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"You're so black that if I sprinkle sugar on you, you look like deep space."
Heard that on the bus not too long ago. Damn.
Heard that on the bus not too long ago. Damn.
RedSwirl said:
I never did it. But I think people like seeing folks do that.
Should I even do it myself? I'm kind of uneasy with putting out info about myself on the net.
AzureJericho said:
That's interesting. I never knew it would be hard for someone Nigerian to fit in. I guess it's the attitude. If you aren't ghetto or thug you aren't black. It's sad that black people only feel at home with those two type of personalities. Why can't blacks be smart, intelligent, rich, well off, and fluent without being called a uncle tom, or trying to be white. A shame.